Post by Trav McBang! on Nov 8, 2010 0:04:57 GMT -5
Team Name: Pissed off Hobos
Team Members: Weasel and Gronk
Combined Weight: 550 lbs
Years of Partnership: Nearly 5!
Team Wrestling Style: Cheap as Hell, no home = no rules
Team’s Alignment: Snobby homeless heels
Team’s Favorite Weapon: Shopping cart full of their possessions
Team’s Favorite Match Type: No rules!
Team’s Gimmick: Angry hobos who are SICK AND TIRED of eating stale, discarded nachos
Team’s Entrance Music: "96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY
Tag Team Entrance Description:
*As CKY hits the speaker, Weasel and Gronk emerge from backstage pushing shopping carts with all their worldly possessions. Weasel urinated in the corner as the crowd boos, but Gronk flips them off. They stroll to the ring taunting the "high class wrestling elitists" and get ready for the match.*
In-Ring Appearance : Torn jeans, barefoot, tattered flannel shirts
Outside of the Ring Appearance: The same! What, you expect them to own more clothes?! Weasel does wear a hooded jacket in the winter.
Team Moves: (Must have a minimum of three)
1. Gronk delivers a stiff punch, drawing the ref's ire...while Weasel chokes them on the bottom rope
2. Gronk lifts them like a wheelbarrow and Weasel does a guillotine legdrop
3. Doomsday Device
Team Finisher(s):
Primary Finisher - Unemployment Line
Description - Gronk powerbombs them twice and as he readies a third, Weasel leaps off the top with an elbow strike
Wrestling Strengths: (List three)
1. They're pissed off
2. Nothing to lose...literally
3. Each match outcome means food or starvation
Wrestling Weaknesses: (List Three)
1. They're pissed off
2. The refs might catch them cheating
3. They've never really wrestled before
Tag Team Achievements:
They once stole a lobster from the Wal-Mart...and ate good for a week. Take that, capitalism!