Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Feb 19, 2011 20:53:54 GMT -5
We open up to find JDP humming and skipping along the corridors of KoP. In his hands he has a bunch of roses as red as JDP's blood and a bunch of chocolates in a heart shaped box.
Ken: What are you doing John?
JDP: It's valentines day! These are my presents for Zombie. She'll love me as much as I love her soon enough!
Bob: Errr, I aint sure about that.
Chris: Yes sahn you---
Suddenly Chris is tackles to the floor by security and taken from the room.
JDP: WTF!?!?!?!?>
Bob: This is, as Chris would say, total fahkin bollshit!
Ken: NOT CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris does, however, reappear as a hologram
Chris: I am now gone. But I------I----I li--
Chris cuts out and dissapears.
JDP: NOOOOOOOOOO! I REFUSE TO BE PART OF THE THREE MUSKATEERS!
Bob: Well, that's fine. Because I can't live without Chrissssssssssss!!!!
Bob charges at a window and jumps through it and out to his death. A very dramatic, and final, end to the lovable/hateable welsh cunt.
JDP: Well at least there isn't just three of us...
Ken: We need more members, Ken.
JDP: But you're Ken.
Ken: Oh yeah.
---
Scene change sahn
---
We open to find John and Ken sitting at tables watching a load of peeps as they come and go. Trials to be new members of the cliCK.
JDP: And what do you bring?
Jim: Years and years of experience.
Ken: And you think you can replace Bob>
Jim: Wait, bob's gone?!
JDP: yes...
Jim: WELL THEN FUCK THIS SHIT!
Jim storms off
Rich: Did Jim just leave?
JDP: Yes.
Rich: WELL THEN I GO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich storms off
JDP: ...
Ken: ...
JDP: Well at least I still have Aurelia
Ken: Only her though
JDP: Huh?
Ken: I cba with this pish. I have too many problems with my interwebz to deal with this as well.
JDP: Just pay your bills
Ken: STOP TALKING SENSE TO ME
Ken runs off with his arms flailing around like a Magikarp
JDP: Well at least I still have the love of my life!
JDP skips off with a grin on his face. The innocence of his love driving him onwards towards DISPAIR. And lets face it, once he gets dumped he'll have nothing. FAHKIN NOTHIN SAHN.
SO don't expect to see much moer of your fav. jobberoonie.
JUst saying
Peace x
Ken: What are you doing John?
JDP: It's valentines day! These are my presents for Zombie. She'll love me as much as I love her soon enough!
Bob: Errr, I aint sure about that.
Chris: Yes sahn you---
Suddenly Chris is tackles to the floor by security and taken from the room.
JDP: WTF!?!?!?!?>
Bob: This is, as Chris would say, total fahkin bollshit!
Ken: NOT CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris does, however, reappear as a hologram
Chris: I am now gone. But I------I----I li--
Chris cuts out and dissapears.
JDP: NOOOOOOOOOO! I REFUSE TO BE PART OF THE THREE MUSKATEERS!
Bob: Well, that's fine. Because I can't live without Chrissssssssssss!!!!
Bob charges at a window and jumps through it and out to his death. A very dramatic, and final, end to the lovable/hateable welsh cunt.
JDP: Well at least there isn't just three of us...
Ken: We need more members, Ken.
JDP: But you're Ken.
Ken: Oh yeah.
---
Scene change sahn
---
We open to find John and Ken sitting at tables watching a load of peeps as they come and go. Trials to be new members of the cliCK.
JDP: And what do you bring?
Jim: Years and years of experience.
Ken: And you think you can replace Bob>
Jim: Wait, bob's gone?!
JDP: yes...
Jim: WELL THEN FUCK THIS SHIT!
Jim storms off
Rich: Did Jim just leave?
JDP: Yes.
Rich: WELL THEN I GO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich storms off
JDP: ...
Ken: ...
JDP: Well at least I still have Aurelia
Ken: Only her though
JDP: Huh?
Ken: I cba with this pish. I have too many problems with my interwebz to deal with this as well.
JDP: Just pay your bills
Ken: STOP TALKING SENSE TO ME
Ken runs off with his arms flailing around like a Magikarp
JDP: Well at least I still have the love of my life!
JDP skips off with a grin on his face. The innocence of his love driving him onwards towards DISPAIR. And lets face it, once he gets dumped he'll have nothing. FAHKIN NOTHIN SAHN.
SO don't expect to see much moer of your fav. jobberoonie.
JUst saying
Peace x