Post by Kirk Noble on Jul 13, 2010 20:43:38 GMT -5
Team Name: Los Sexys
Team Members: Rico Suave and Super Sexy
Combined Weight: 400 lbs (Suave is 215 and Super Sexy is 185)
Heights: 5'11 (Suave) 5'8 (Sexy)
Billed From: Madrid, Spain (Sexy) Cozsumel, Mexico (Suave)
Years of Partnership: 1
Team Wrestling Style: Lucha Libre, except Sexy!
Team’s Alignment: Heels
Team’s Favorite Weapon: None
Team’s Favorite Match Type: Tag Team
Pic Bases: Primo Colon (Rico Suave) Eddie Guerrero (Super Sexy)
Team’s Gimmick: They're both so damned sexy they have to mention it every single moment! I think they're both closet homosexuals though...
Team’s Entrance Music: "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
Tag Team Entrance Description:
The sounds of "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred hits tha PA System as Rico Suave and Super Sexy come out from tha back, smoke coming up from the floor with red and yellow lights flashing everywhere. Suave and SS strut down to the ring, posing themselves to the fans, who give them no reaction, due to the fact that they both suck. Suave walks up the stairs as SS slides in the ring. Suave gets up on the nearest turnbuckle and throws his jacket into the crowd as he jumps in the ring. Both Suave and SS stand in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to start as they both complement each other on how freakin' sexy they are.
In-Ring Appearance:
Rico Suave: Black speedo, with "Suave" in red on the back. Black boots, black knee pads over bigger white knee pads, black wrist tape. Comes out in a matching jacket.
Super Sexy: Dark Yellow and Red tights with "Sexy" written all over the tights in black. Dark Yellow boots with red lacing, black wrist bands and black elbow pads. Comes out in lavish matching sunglasses
Outside of the Ring Appearance:
Rico Suave: Thick black hair, an 8 pack, no tattoos, and a thick black moustache/soul patch combo. Wears normal clothing out of ring. Beautiful blue eyes that you can get lost in by staring into, DON'T STARE INTO THEM!!!!!!!
Super Sexy: Long black hair with blonde highlights, clean shaven, a little chubby but not really fat, but he isn't John Morrison by any standards. Hazel eyes.
Team Moves: (Must have a minimum of three)
1. Legsweep (Sexy) Spinning Wheel Kick (Suave)
2. Stereo Flying Splashes to the same guy
3. Double Dropkick
4. Vertical Suplex (Suave) Flying Crossbody (Sexy)
5. Catapault (Sexy) Flying Knee to the face (Suave)
Team Finisher(s): (Must have a Minimum of One finishing move. Maximum of Two)
Primary Finisher - A Touch of Tequila
Description - Lungblower (Sexy) followed up by a Double Knee Facebreaker (Suave)
Secondary Finisher - The Hangover
Description – Camel Clutch (Sexy) Texas Cloverleaf (Suave)
Joke "Finisher" - The Sexy Device
Description - Electric Chair Drop (Suave) Blockbuster (Sexy). This is a joke finisher that is done once in a blue moon, reason why it's a joke is because it's never been completed, once. One of three things happens, Sexy takes too long to set up the blockbuster and the opponent gets out of it, Sexy goes for the block buster and flies over the opponent's head, or Suave picks up someone who is too heavy and collapses under the opponent's weight.
Wrestling Strengths: (List three)
1. Both come up with great moves to apply to their opponent
2. Both are extremely sexy!
3. That's it.
Wrestling Weaknesses: (List Three)
1. Very Green, both just got into the wrestling business
2. All it takes to beat them is punch them in the face. They will never recover
3. They're both fucking idiots
Tag Team Achievements: None
Backstory: Rico Suave always wanted to be a wrestling, growing up in Cozsumel, Mexico. When he turned 16 he went to a lucha libre school in Tijuana and learned how to become a wrestler. Suave was at the top of his class, and has outstanding potential, and you shouldn't be surprised if he wins multiple world titles.
Super Sexy grew up in Madrid, Spain, not even knowing what wrestling is. After failing all his classes, and being branded a "retard" by varuous people, Sexy dropped out of high school in his sophmore year...at age 21. After dropping out of high school Sexy became a porn star, starring in over 200 porn movies and having sexy with over 250 women.
One day, Sexy traveled all the way to Mexico with a friend to see a wrestling event. Sexy's friend told him that two smokin' hot ladies were going to be having a buck naked match there. When Sexy arrived their he was extremely dissapointed. There was a buck naked match, but it was Awesome King vs Rosie Lottalove. Yuck. After being scarred seeing that match, Sexy drank 3 bottles of Tequila. The main event of that match was Rico Suave vs El Tigre. Super Sexy kept heckling Suave during that match. After Suave beat El Tigre, Sexy jumped the railing and challenged Suave to a wrestling match. Suave, not knowing what to do, agreed to fight him. The match ended after 3 minutes, and it featured Suave kicking Sexy's ass. The EMT's rushed Sexy to the hospital and the next day, Suave visited him. After having a long conversation, Sexy told Suave that they should tag together. Feeling bad for what he did to Sexy, Suave agreed to tag with him. The End.
Team Members: Rico Suave and Super Sexy
Combined Weight: 400 lbs (Suave is 215 and Super Sexy is 185)
Heights: 5'11 (Suave) 5'8 (Sexy)
Billed From: Madrid, Spain (Sexy) Cozsumel, Mexico (Suave)
Years of Partnership: 1
Team Wrestling Style: Lucha Libre, except Sexy!
Team’s Alignment: Heels
Team’s Favorite Weapon: None
Team’s Favorite Match Type: Tag Team
Pic Bases: Primo Colon (Rico Suave) Eddie Guerrero (Super Sexy)
Team’s Gimmick: They're both so damned sexy they have to mention it every single moment! I think they're both closet homosexuals though...
Team’s Entrance Music: "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
Tag Team Entrance Description:
I'M
TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE
TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE LOVE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME
TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE
TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE LOVE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME
The sounds of "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred hits tha PA System as Rico Suave and Super Sexy come out from tha back, smoke coming up from the floor with red and yellow lights flashing everywhere. Suave and SS strut down to the ring, posing themselves to the fans, who give them no reaction, due to the fact that they both suck. Suave walks up the stairs as SS slides in the ring. Suave gets up on the nearest turnbuckle and throws his jacket into the crowd as he jumps in the ring. Both Suave and SS stand in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to start as they both complement each other on how freakin' sexy they are.
In-Ring Appearance:
Rico Suave: Black speedo, with "Suave" in red on the back. Black boots, black knee pads over bigger white knee pads, black wrist tape. Comes out in a matching jacket.
Super Sexy: Dark Yellow and Red tights with "Sexy" written all over the tights in black. Dark Yellow boots with red lacing, black wrist bands and black elbow pads. Comes out in lavish matching sunglasses
Outside of the Ring Appearance:
Rico Suave: Thick black hair, an 8 pack, no tattoos, and a thick black moustache/soul patch combo. Wears normal clothing out of ring. Beautiful blue eyes that you can get lost in by staring into, DON'T STARE INTO THEM!!!!!!!
Super Sexy: Long black hair with blonde highlights, clean shaven, a little chubby but not really fat, but he isn't John Morrison by any standards. Hazel eyes.
Team Moves: (Must have a minimum of three)
1. Legsweep (Sexy) Spinning Wheel Kick (Suave)
2. Stereo Flying Splashes to the same guy
3. Double Dropkick
4. Vertical Suplex (Suave) Flying Crossbody (Sexy)
5. Catapault (Sexy) Flying Knee to the face (Suave)
Team Finisher(s): (Must have a Minimum of One finishing move. Maximum of Two)
Primary Finisher - A Touch of Tequila
Description - Lungblower (Sexy) followed up by a Double Knee Facebreaker (Suave)
Secondary Finisher - The Hangover
Description – Camel Clutch (Sexy) Texas Cloverleaf (Suave)
Joke "Finisher" - The Sexy Device
Description - Electric Chair Drop (Suave) Blockbuster (Sexy). This is a joke finisher that is done once in a blue moon, reason why it's a joke is because it's never been completed, once. One of three things happens, Sexy takes too long to set up the blockbuster and the opponent gets out of it, Sexy goes for the block buster and flies over the opponent's head, or Suave picks up someone who is too heavy and collapses under the opponent's weight.
Wrestling Strengths: (List three)
1. Both come up with great moves to apply to their opponent
2. Both are extremely sexy!
3. That's it.
Wrestling Weaknesses: (List Three)
1. Very Green, both just got into the wrestling business
2. All it takes to beat them is punch them in the face. They will never recover
3. They're both fucking idiots
Tag Team Achievements: None
Backstory: Rico Suave always wanted to be a wrestling, growing up in Cozsumel, Mexico. When he turned 16 he went to a lucha libre school in Tijuana and learned how to become a wrestler. Suave was at the top of his class, and has outstanding potential, and you shouldn't be surprised if he wins multiple world titles.
Super Sexy grew up in Madrid, Spain, not even knowing what wrestling is. After failing all his classes, and being branded a "retard" by varuous people, Sexy dropped out of high school in his sophmore year...at age 21. After dropping out of high school Sexy became a porn star, starring in over 200 porn movies and having sexy with over 250 women.
One day, Sexy traveled all the way to Mexico with a friend to see a wrestling event. Sexy's friend told him that two smokin' hot ladies were going to be having a buck naked match there. When Sexy arrived their he was extremely dissapointed. There was a buck naked match, but it was Awesome King vs Rosie Lottalove. Yuck. After being scarred seeing that match, Sexy drank 3 bottles of Tequila. The main event of that match was Rico Suave vs El Tigre. Super Sexy kept heckling Suave during that match. After Suave beat El Tigre, Sexy jumped the railing and challenged Suave to a wrestling match. Suave, not knowing what to do, agreed to fight him. The match ended after 3 minutes, and it featured Suave kicking Sexy's ass. The EMT's rushed Sexy to the hospital and the next day, Suave visited him. After having a long conversation, Sexy told Suave that they should tag together. Feeling bad for what he did to Sexy, Suave agreed to tag with him. The End.
