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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Jan 25, 2011 17:37:25 GMT -5
Having not received payment for assisting you earlier this week following the coup attempt for your position in Kingdom of Pride I am hereby resigning as your lawyer and will be taking you to court for the money you owe me. Thank you and good day.
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Jan 25, 2011 17:46:55 GMT -5
Having not received payment for assisting you earlier this week following the coup attempt for your position in Kingdom of Pride I am hereby resigning as your lawyer and will be taking you to court for the money you owe me. Thank you and good day. After reviewing bank receipts of the transactions between yours and Mr.Noble's accounts it is plainly obvious to see that you have been paid in full. You may take Mr.Noble to court but it will become clearly apparent that you sir, are a liar and a fraud. Thank you and good day to you, sir. You, sir, clearly need to return to law school. For it should be clear from the transactions in question that those were for the numerous previous occasions that I have acted on Mr. Noble's behalf in court - occasions which you should perhaps talk to your client about before you make such a fool of yourself in future. I will see you along with your client in court where you should come better prepared. Thank you and good day. P.S. I'd ask for Mr. Noble's money up front if I were you. |
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Post by "The Divine Chaos" Galen Ronan on Jan 25, 2011 17:54:42 GMT -5
May the records show that Mr. Noble's present lawyer may or may not have fucked a donkey in the past.
Thank you.
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Jan 25, 2011 17:56:01 GMT -5
You, sir, clearly need to return to law school. For it should be clear from the transactions in question that those were for the numerous previous occasions that I have acted on Mr. Noble's behalf in court - occasions which you should perhaps talk to your client about before you make such a fool of yourself in future. I will see you along with your client in court where you should come better prepared. Thank you and good day. P.S. I'd ask for Mr. Noble's money up front if I were you. GET FUCKED YOU CUNT, MY CLIENT NOBLE IS INNOCENT! DICKHEAD! YOU HEAR ME!? INNOCENT! FUCK OFF AND GET YOUR MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FUCKING CON-ARTIST CUNT! *turns to cameraman* Did you get that? Yes? I will see you and your client in court. Where the way you are going he will be forced to pay me. If you want to avoid a defeat in court for your record I would advise you to recommend that your client pays me what he owes me and I will happily get on with my career. Thank you and good day. |
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Jan 25, 2011 17:59:14 GMT -5
GET THIS BIAS CUNT OFF OF THE JURY! FUCKING PRICK! DON'T GO AGAINST ME I WILL FUCK YOU UP! NOBLE 4 LYF! That sir is my lawyer. |
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Post by "The Divine Chaos" Galen Ronan on Jan 25, 2011 18:00:51 GMT -5
GET THIS BIAS CUNT OFF OF THE JURY! FUCKING PRICK! DON'T GO AGAINST ME I WILL FUCK YOU UP! NOBLE 4 LYF! That sir is my lawyer. Indeed. We also have records showing that you, Noble's Lawyer, and Mr. Noble have, in fact, attempted to bribe the judge with the offer of fellatio and anal intercourse. |
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Jan 25, 2011 18:05:03 GMT -5
Indeed. We also have records showing that you, Noble's Lawyer, and Mr. Noble have, in fact, attempted to bribe the judge with the offer of fellatio and anal intercourse. As such we have not only replaced the judge for the trial but also have further evidence for our case. I urge you Mr. Noble - just pay the money before your name is dragged through court and you are forced to pay anyway. Thank you and good day. |
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Post by "The Divine Chaos" Galen Ronan on Jan 25, 2011 18:17:13 GMT -5
BOLLSHIT! THIS IS ALL FAHKIN! BOLLSHIT! I DID NAWT HIT HER! I did NAAAAAWT. |
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Jan 25, 2011 18:17:51 GMT -5
I escaped from all this lawyer stuff and am now processing this hologram of myself to tell you all one thing: rofl...your waffle. And now, to show you all how untouchable I am...I am going to touch myself.  Yeeaaaaaaaaaah...ain't nothing you can do to stop me. |
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Post by "The Divine Chaos" Galen Ronan on Jan 25, 2011 18:25:21 GMT -5
I escaped from all this lawyer stuff and am now processing this hologram of myself to tell you all one thing: rofl...your waffle. And now, to show you all how untouchable I am...I am going to touch myself. Yeeaaaaaaaaaah...ain't nothing you can do to stop me. Let the record show that Johnny Noble is Al Bundy. |
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Jan 25, 2011 19:48:00 GMT -5
One of these days I'll find a lawyer capable of taking down Mr. Noble.
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Post by phoenix316ms on Jan 25, 2011 21:00:33 GMT -5
One of these days I'll find a lawyer capable of taking down Mr. Noble. Why don't you just arrange for him to have an unfortunate 'accident'? I mean... you can never take down Noble! <_< |
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Post by "The Divine Chaos" Galen Ronan on Jan 25, 2011 21:05:25 GMT -5
One of these days I'll find a lawyer capable of taking down Mr. Noble. Why don't you just arrange for him to have an unfortunate 'accident'? I mean... you can never take down Noble! <_< Noble... Unfortunate accident... You're startin' to sound an awful lot like a Dorf Fortress player. |
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Jan 25, 2011 21:52:31 GMT -5
Or... me.  |
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Post by ripjamal on Jan 25, 2011 21:53:08 GMT -5
10/10 topic. Would read again.
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Jan 26, 2011 5:32:06 GMT -5
One of these days I'll find a lawyer capable of taking down Mr. Noble. Well Mr. Stering. After Mr. Noble's failure to pay me for my latest bit of work I am now on the market. Not only that but after Mr. Noble's newest lawyer resigned his position as well he is currently not in a position to defend himself from such a hostile takeover if you were to legally attempt one. Thank you and good day. |
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Post by phoenix316ms on Jan 26, 2011 17:55:34 GMT -5
Why don't you just arrange for him to have an unfortunate 'accident'? I mean... you can never take down Noble! <_< Noble... Unfortunate accident... You're startin' to sound an awful lot like a Dorf Fortress player. what's that? |
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Jan 26, 2011 18:44:33 GMT -5
One of these days I'll find a lawyer capable of taking down Mr. Noble. Well Mr. Stering. After Mr. Noble's failure to pay me for my latest bit of work I am now on the market. Not only that but after Mr. Noble's newest lawyer resigned his position as well he is currently not in a position to defend himself from such a hostile takeover if you were to legally attempt one. Thank you and good day. Well, swing by my office and we can talk. I'm interested in this "legal takeover." |
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Apr 8, 2013 17:15:02 GMT -5
10/10 topic. Would read again. Why thank you Roberto. I'm glad that our comedic genius was appreciated. |
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