Post by Kid Flanagan on Oct 2, 2010 13:11:04 GMT -5
After blowing off two thugs heads off with an twelve gauge shotgun, Aunt Martha told me and Sophia to get into the house while she took care of the mess. So we did what we were told. We waited in the house for Aunt Martha to come into the house so she could explain this whole scenario to us. It seemed as it took for decades for Aunt Martha to clean up her bloody mess outside. Sophia, who was as shaken up as I was finally made her move to me, she put her arm around me. I did the same with her, that was the time Aunt Martha came walking into the house she witnessed me and Sophia embraced in each others arms.
Aunt Martha: Alright, you two please sit down I have to explain this whole situation to you, before more of them come for you two.
Me and Sophia then let go of each other as we sit down on the couch, I then feel Sophia’s hand grab hold of mine. We then locked eyes for a brief second then put all our attention on Aunt Martha as me and Sophia hold hands.
Aunt Martha: Ok Kid, remember when you first came here to live with me?
I slowly nod to Aunt Martha’s question as I did, I tried to remember that day and what the circumstances were. Which were that my parents went missing when they were on their vacation in Paris, France.
Aunt Martha: You remember getting told about your mother and father going missing in Paris, France. They died in Paris, France.
I didn’t take that news to hard because for them to still be alive for eight years would be kinda naïve to think.
Aunt Martha: They were killed by an criminal organization that your parents went to Paris, France to try to get rid of them. However, your parents were very naïve to think that the two of them could take out a well bulked up criminal organization as the Leopold’s.
My eyes departed from Aunt Martha and onto Sophia who was also staring at me after hearing Sophia’s last name “Leopold”. Could she have a connection to the criminals that killed my parents? Am I best friends with the daughter of the murdering bastards who killed my parents? Futt me!
Aunt Martha: I know what you two are thinking right now and you are half correct. Sophia, is the adoptive daughter of the ones responsible of killing your parents Kid.
Hearing this I wanted to be angry with Sophia, but I couldn’t just looking at her face. Knowing she couldn’t be anything like her adoptive parents, that was the key word “Adoptive”. Sophia was blood related to those bastards. So, I couldn’t be angry with Sophia. As we stared at each other an tear started to run down Sophia’s cheek. I then put my index finger on her cheek to wipe it away as I did, Sophia started to say she was sorry.
Sophia: I am so sorry Kid. I never knew anything about my past. I never knew my adoptive parents were murdering cowards. As, I was told by my Aunt Ruth that my parents also went missing in Paris, France.
As Sophia told me this information for the first time it was all to creepy. We both never knew about the circumstances on how each other ended up living with their aunt’s but now we do and the circumstances were the same.
Kid: it’s ok Sophia, you have nothing to be sorry about.
I then turn my attentions to aunt Martha as I had a million and one questions for her.
Kid: Why are these guys after me and Sophia all of a sudden? It has been eight years, why try to attack us now?
Aunt Martha: They would have attacked sooner but they didn’t know our location but after an mole in the system leaked our location well the floodgates opened. They will especially be doing everything in their power to get you both under wraps as well you are 18 now. They want to capture you before you discover and master your new gifts.
Discover and master my new gifts? What the futt is Aunt Martha talking about? Like, I hit puberty like years ago. She couldn’t be talking about puberty, so what I it she is talking about? As, I was asking these questions to myself, Sophia stood up from the couch.
Sophia: When I turned 18 two months ago, I begin to have the ability to move objects with my mind.
I couldn’t believe what I just heard Sophia say. “She can move objects with her mind!” Yeah right! Then like she could read my mind or something an cup from the sink came floating right in front of my face.
Kid: Holy Futt! Can I do that!?
Aunt Martha: No Kid, everyone is gifted in different ways. Like for instance your mother was gifted with flight and telepathic abilities.
As I heard Aunt Martha tell me what abilities my mother had, all I can think of is that my mother was an flying professor Xavier in woman form of course. Sophia smiled at me as I was thinking this, which got me thinking maybe Sophia has two abilities and one being she can read my thought! Oh Futt, if that’s the case…I’m screwed! I want to ask her if she could but I was scared to know because of my earlier thoughts of her in the driveway.
Aunt Martha: Your father on the other hand was only gifted with one ability and that was super human strength.
My mother was the one who wore the pants in their relationship then, HA!
Kid: Well when will I discover my special gift or gifts?
Aunt Martha: Well Kid, I know for a fact you don’t have any special abilities like your mother, father or Sophia.
Kid: WHAT!?
Hearing my aunt Martha say I don’t have any special abilities made my mind go loopy! As, she said earlier that me turning 18 made these thugs come after me because when 18, I will gain my special gifts! Now, Aunt Martha tells me I don’t have any! What the Futt is up with that!?
Kid: You said I have special abilities like Sophia and my parents!
Aunt Martha: you have an special ability per say but it’s not like what your mother, father or any other like them. See, your ability is that you are immune to the powers of the Special ones. You are their weakness.
I am immune to the Special ones, I am their weakness? My mind racing to what Aunt Martha is telling me, I just cant take all this unbelievable information all at once.
Kid: What do you mean, I am their weakness? Am I like what kryptonite is to Superman?
The only way to help me understand this whole unreal situation was base off everything I was hearing off Comic books and such to make all this make sense.
Aunt Martha: Yes, exactly like that. However in a more violent way.
Kid: Violent, I am not violent! Like why I would be violent against the special ones arent they like heroes or something?
Aunt Martha: Yes, but unlike your superheroes from your comics you read, these superheroes do good for bad, if you can comprehend that?
What Aunt Martha was spilling her guts to me about wasn’t really making comic book sense. Like I have the ability to kill superheroes who do goof for bad…Like what the futt is that about?
Kid: So, you telling me I can kill superheroes who aren’t really superheroes but really super villains acting like Superheroes so they can take advantage of the honest average Joe and Jane of this world?
Aunt Martha: Exactly.
Kid: Wait, you telling me my mother and father were these type of superheroes….YOU TELLING ME THAT SOPHIA IS ONE OF THESE!? I CANT KILL SOPHIA!
I look at who is staring at me, she grabs my hand I stand up beside her. We hug.
Aunt Martha: Your mother and father were trying to get out of their corrupted lives but well they were executed for their efforts. That is when I took you and Sophia under my wings. Everything in the last eight years didn’t happen by accident. You two becoming friends after that birthday bash when yous were younger all happen so this moment right here could. Sophia is your right hand woman in this journey you two will embark to end the corruption that the so called Superheroes have created on this world.
Alright so this is what I have gathered from Aunt Martha’s rant. I am going to save the world by becoming an superhero and killing superheroes who are corrupted. Ok, sounds cool. I just got one question.
Kid: How do you know all this is going to happen!?
Aunt Martha: I am can see the future.
Kid: Yeah, that makes sense. So, you said I am immune to these so called Superheroes. Am I immuned to Sophia’s powers?
Aunt Martha: You will be when you learn how to use you this ability. So with that said it’s time to train you two into a superior duo of destruction.
CUT!
An guy in director shirt then comes walking into the house.
Director: Good job everyone, I think with a little editing by the staff I think we got ourselves a promising pilot. Now, I’ll see everyone back here Monday for episode 2 shooting!
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Scene opens up in a room with Kid and his manager/girlfriend chatting it up.
Kimberly: Kid, your shooting to finishing up that pilot took to long. It wasted many hard hours of training that you could have being doing instead of shooting that pilot. I know acting means a great deal to you, but this match this week that your in could be the death of you. If you don’t prepare yourself for two giant mutants Bebop and Rocksteady. These two will demolish you if you don’t go into this match with the right mind set.
Kid has a grin on his face after hearing Kimberly refer to his opponents as Bebop and Rocksteady who are from the old TMNT cartoon. Kimberly sees Kid’s grin.
Kimberly: I have no idea why you being grinning like that for. Bebop and Rocksteady are god damn animals who will feed on your skinny carcass like it’s nothing. You cant beat these guy by trying to actually fighting them toe to toe. No, the only chance you got of living this hellish match this week is when your in the middle of these two big bastards that you make every attempt to dodge their attacks. Hopefully, their attacks miss you and hit each other. With this hopefully it will cause them to gain a temporally hate for each other. Which will result in them taking each other as you just watch on the sidelines. When the appropriate time comes you rejoin the circus in the ring and make the successful seal of victory on one of these giants.
Kid: Sounds like it could work but I might not be able to perform that plan to a tee. Like I might just freeze staring up at these monsters. These monsters who want to use me as a body toothpick. They just have so much advantage on me going into this match. It’s like the booking staff has something against me. How am I suppose to compete with two guys who are bonded buddies. Even if I manage to squeak by this match by executing your plan, what is it to say I am able to move on to the next match in this tourney without Bebop and Rocksteady seeking revenge on me.
Kimberly smiles.
Kimberly: Trust me, when you get out this match with a win, those two be the last of your worries. Looking forward in this tournament has you looking at possible match ups with John Parker, Stephen Callaway, P.K Jacob-Sterling, Bruce Hendrickson, Tommy Hargrove, Johnny Noble and the tournament favourite Josh Eagles. I know you don’t want to look forward to those possible match ups because Bebop and Rocksteady are tough to look past on. However, you must just think what if Kid Flanagan makes it to the semi final match and has to wrestle the winner of the John Parker and Stephen Callaway match and the winner of the Hendrickson and Hargrove match., What if you make it to this match? Will you be prepared to square off against a funny bastard like JDP who has more inring talent then people give him credit for. You also have to think about a chance of actually facing off against The Angle boy for a third time in the wrestling ring. Sure, you have beaten him twice already but he will have a lot of motivation to finally beat you. Then you got Hargrove who is a young virgin who would get some serious tail if you could pull a big upset in this tournament. So, he will be trying to make a name for himself in this tournament that is for sure. Tehn you got Hendrickson who I believe is undefeated in KoP. He is a unknown so far, but I have been told he loves to go higher, if you know what I mean.
Kid nods.
Kid: He likes to smoke weed.
Kimberly: Well I can see those blows to the head from your secret admirer are really effecting you. Anyhow, when you get by those guys in the semi final you have to worry about one man in the final and that is Josh Eagles.
Kid: Josh Eagles? I thought Johnny Noble would be the man I face in the finals. Since he did pin Eagles ass in that fatal four way I was involved in two weeks ago.
Kimberly: Noble go lucky in that match. You got up close in personal on how good Johnny Noble is last week right?
Kid: A lot of emotions going into that match last week, we both poured it on. Left everything we had in that ring last week then I got bloody up once again by my secret admired who appears not to be Noble.
Kimberly sighs.
Kimberly: I think you are a good wrestler Kid, with still lots to learn in this sport to make you great. That match last week against Johnny Noble made you look like you belong here. Now, I know Johnny is more then capable of taking care of The longtime vet Josh Eagles. However, I see Josh with along more to prove in this tournament. I believe Josh Eagles will be the one you will face in the finals. I believe you have the hardest entry point into the finals. So, that gives you a considerably less chance on being able to beat Eagles. Even a 100% you might not be able to beat Josh Eagles one on one so I think your chances are low. However, then again you have shown you can take what comes your way and derail it. I am hoping you can do this when you walk into the finals match staring eye to eye at Josh Eagles. He knows you’re an newbie. He thinks you will be overaggressive that you are very inexperience in this time of atmosphere that you aren’t ready to reach the top of the mountain yet. You need more experience to conquer situations like this. This is where Josh Eagles gets wrong because I am here to direct you on what you need to do in this finals situation. Be patient in this circumstance, don’t shit your pants when you say to yourself that your in the finals against Josh Eagles who is an UWL legend. In a match that the winner gets a shot at Chris Hart for the KoP big title. Don’t think about those things. Just imagine Josh Eagles, well actually just imagine all your opponents that you face in this tournament as Richard simmons. Even look at Bebop and Rocksteady as just a big wimpy Richard Simmons in spandex.
Kid laughs.
Kid: So I am going to pin a whole bunch of Richard Simmons’s clones?
Kimberly: Yes.
Kid: That’s Totally GAAAAAY! But I’ll do it!
Kimberly then shows Kid this poster.
They both laugh as scene fades.
Aunt Martha: Alright, you two please sit down I have to explain this whole situation to you, before more of them come for you two.
Me and Sophia then let go of each other as we sit down on the couch, I then feel Sophia’s hand grab hold of mine. We then locked eyes for a brief second then put all our attention on Aunt Martha as me and Sophia hold hands.
Aunt Martha: Ok Kid, remember when you first came here to live with me?
I slowly nod to Aunt Martha’s question as I did, I tried to remember that day and what the circumstances were. Which were that my parents went missing when they were on their vacation in Paris, France.
Aunt Martha: You remember getting told about your mother and father going missing in Paris, France. They died in Paris, France.
I didn’t take that news to hard because for them to still be alive for eight years would be kinda naïve to think.
Aunt Martha: They were killed by an criminal organization that your parents went to Paris, France to try to get rid of them. However, your parents were very naïve to think that the two of them could take out a well bulked up criminal organization as the Leopold’s.
My eyes departed from Aunt Martha and onto Sophia who was also staring at me after hearing Sophia’s last name “Leopold”. Could she have a connection to the criminals that killed my parents? Am I best friends with the daughter of the murdering bastards who killed my parents? Futt me!
Aunt Martha: I know what you two are thinking right now and you are half correct. Sophia, is the adoptive daughter of the ones responsible of killing your parents Kid.
Hearing this I wanted to be angry with Sophia, but I couldn’t just looking at her face. Knowing she couldn’t be anything like her adoptive parents, that was the key word “Adoptive”. Sophia was blood related to those bastards. So, I couldn’t be angry with Sophia. As we stared at each other an tear started to run down Sophia’s cheek. I then put my index finger on her cheek to wipe it away as I did, Sophia started to say she was sorry.
Sophia: I am so sorry Kid. I never knew anything about my past. I never knew my adoptive parents were murdering cowards. As, I was told by my Aunt Ruth that my parents also went missing in Paris, France.
As Sophia told me this information for the first time it was all to creepy. We both never knew about the circumstances on how each other ended up living with their aunt’s but now we do and the circumstances were the same.
Kid: it’s ok Sophia, you have nothing to be sorry about.
I then turn my attentions to aunt Martha as I had a million and one questions for her.
Kid: Why are these guys after me and Sophia all of a sudden? It has been eight years, why try to attack us now?
Aunt Martha: They would have attacked sooner but they didn’t know our location but after an mole in the system leaked our location well the floodgates opened. They will especially be doing everything in their power to get you both under wraps as well you are 18 now. They want to capture you before you discover and master your new gifts.
Discover and master my new gifts? What the futt is Aunt Martha talking about? Like, I hit puberty like years ago. She couldn’t be talking about puberty, so what I it she is talking about? As, I was asking these questions to myself, Sophia stood up from the couch.
Sophia: When I turned 18 two months ago, I begin to have the ability to move objects with my mind.
I couldn’t believe what I just heard Sophia say. “She can move objects with her mind!” Yeah right! Then like she could read my mind or something an cup from the sink came floating right in front of my face.
Kid: Holy Futt! Can I do that!?
Aunt Martha: No Kid, everyone is gifted in different ways. Like for instance your mother was gifted with flight and telepathic abilities.
As I heard Aunt Martha tell me what abilities my mother had, all I can think of is that my mother was an flying professor Xavier in woman form of course. Sophia smiled at me as I was thinking this, which got me thinking maybe Sophia has two abilities and one being she can read my thought! Oh Futt, if that’s the case…I’m screwed! I want to ask her if she could but I was scared to know because of my earlier thoughts of her in the driveway.
Aunt Martha: Your father on the other hand was only gifted with one ability and that was super human strength.
My mother was the one who wore the pants in their relationship then, HA!
Kid: Well when will I discover my special gift or gifts?
Aunt Martha: Well Kid, I know for a fact you don’t have any special abilities like your mother, father or Sophia.
Kid: WHAT!?
Hearing my aunt Martha say I don’t have any special abilities made my mind go loopy! As, she said earlier that me turning 18 made these thugs come after me because when 18, I will gain my special gifts! Now, Aunt Martha tells me I don’t have any! What the Futt is up with that!?
Kid: You said I have special abilities like Sophia and my parents!
Aunt Martha: you have an special ability per say but it’s not like what your mother, father or any other like them. See, your ability is that you are immune to the powers of the Special ones. You are their weakness.
I am immune to the Special ones, I am their weakness? My mind racing to what Aunt Martha is telling me, I just cant take all this unbelievable information all at once.
Kid: What do you mean, I am their weakness? Am I like what kryptonite is to Superman?
The only way to help me understand this whole unreal situation was base off everything I was hearing off Comic books and such to make all this make sense.
Aunt Martha: Yes, exactly like that. However in a more violent way.
Kid: Violent, I am not violent! Like why I would be violent against the special ones arent they like heroes or something?
Aunt Martha: Yes, but unlike your superheroes from your comics you read, these superheroes do good for bad, if you can comprehend that?
What Aunt Martha was spilling her guts to me about wasn’t really making comic book sense. Like I have the ability to kill superheroes who do goof for bad…Like what the futt is that about?
Kid: So, you telling me I can kill superheroes who aren’t really superheroes but really super villains acting like Superheroes so they can take advantage of the honest average Joe and Jane of this world?
Aunt Martha: Exactly.
Kid: Wait, you telling me my mother and father were these type of superheroes….YOU TELLING ME THAT SOPHIA IS ONE OF THESE!? I CANT KILL SOPHIA!
I look at who is staring at me, she grabs my hand I stand up beside her. We hug.
Aunt Martha: Your mother and father were trying to get out of their corrupted lives but well they were executed for their efforts. That is when I took you and Sophia under my wings. Everything in the last eight years didn’t happen by accident. You two becoming friends after that birthday bash when yous were younger all happen so this moment right here could. Sophia is your right hand woman in this journey you two will embark to end the corruption that the so called Superheroes have created on this world.
Alright so this is what I have gathered from Aunt Martha’s rant. I am going to save the world by becoming an superhero and killing superheroes who are corrupted. Ok, sounds cool. I just got one question.
Kid: How do you know all this is going to happen!?
Aunt Martha: I am can see the future.
Kid: Yeah, that makes sense. So, you said I am immune to these so called Superheroes. Am I immuned to Sophia’s powers?
Aunt Martha: You will be when you learn how to use you this ability. So with that said it’s time to train you two into a superior duo of destruction.
CUT!
An guy in director shirt then comes walking into the house.
Director: Good job everyone, I think with a little editing by the staff I think we got ourselves a promising pilot. Now, I’ll see everyone back here Monday for episode 2 shooting!
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Scene opens up in a room with Kid and his manager/girlfriend chatting it up.
Kimberly: Kid, your shooting to finishing up that pilot took to long. It wasted many hard hours of training that you could have being doing instead of shooting that pilot. I know acting means a great deal to you, but this match this week that your in could be the death of you. If you don’t prepare yourself for two giant mutants Bebop and Rocksteady. These two will demolish you if you don’t go into this match with the right mind set.
Kid has a grin on his face after hearing Kimberly refer to his opponents as Bebop and Rocksteady who are from the old TMNT cartoon. Kimberly sees Kid’s grin.
Kimberly: I have no idea why you being grinning like that for. Bebop and Rocksteady are god damn animals who will feed on your skinny carcass like it’s nothing. You cant beat these guy by trying to actually fighting them toe to toe. No, the only chance you got of living this hellish match this week is when your in the middle of these two big bastards that you make every attempt to dodge their attacks. Hopefully, their attacks miss you and hit each other. With this hopefully it will cause them to gain a temporally hate for each other. Which will result in them taking each other as you just watch on the sidelines. When the appropriate time comes you rejoin the circus in the ring and make the successful seal of victory on one of these giants.
Kid: Sounds like it could work but I might not be able to perform that plan to a tee. Like I might just freeze staring up at these monsters. These monsters who want to use me as a body toothpick. They just have so much advantage on me going into this match. It’s like the booking staff has something against me. How am I suppose to compete with two guys who are bonded buddies. Even if I manage to squeak by this match by executing your plan, what is it to say I am able to move on to the next match in this tourney without Bebop and Rocksteady seeking revenge on me.
Kimberly smiles.
Kimberly: Trust me, when you get out this match with a win, those two be the last of your worries. Looking forward in this tournament has you looking at possible match ups with John Parker, Stephen Callaway, P.K Jacob-Sterling, Bruce Hendrickson, Tommy Hargrove, Johnny Noble and the tournament favourite Josh Eagles. I know you don’t want to look forward to those possible match ups because Bebop and Rocksteady are tough to look past on. However, you must just think what if Kid Flanagan makes it to the semi final match and has to wrestle the winner of the John Parker and Stephen Callaway match and the winner of the Hendrickson and Hargrove match., What if you make it to this match? Will you be prepared to square off against a funny bastard like JDP who has more inring talent then people give him credit for. You also have to think about a chance of actually facing off against The Angle boy for a third time in the wrestling ring. Sure, you have beaten him twice already but he will have a lot of motivation to finally beat you. Then you got Hargrove who is a young virgin who would get some serious tail if you could pull a big upset in this tournament. So, he will be trying to make a name for himself in this tournament that is for sure. Tehn you got Hendrickson who I believe is undefeated in KoP. He is a unknown so far, but I have been told he loves to go higher, if you know what I mean.
Kid nods.
Kid: He likes to smoke weed.
Kimberly: Well I can see those blows to the head from your secret admirer are really effecting you. Anyhow, when you get by those guys in the semi final you have to worry about one man in the final and that is Josh Eagles.
Kid: Josh Eagles? I thought Johnny Noble would be the man I face in the finals. Since he did pin Eagles ass in that fatal four way I was involved in two weeks ago.
Kimberly: Noble go lucky in that match. You got up close in personal on how good Johnny Noble is last week right?
Kid: A lot of emotions going into that match last week, we both poured it on. Left everything we had in that ring last week then I got bloody up once again by my secret admired who appears not to be Noble.
Kimberly sighs.
Kimberly: I think you are a good wrestler Kid, with still lots to learn in this sport to make you great. That match last week against Johnny Noble made you look like you belong here. Now, I know Johnny is more then capable of taking care of The longtime vet Josh Eagles. However, I see Josh with along more to prove in this tournament. I believe Josh Eagles will be the one you will face in the finals. I believe you have the hardest entry point into the finals. So, that gives you a considerably less chance on being able to beat Eagles. Even a 100% you might not be able to beat Josh Eagles one on one so I think your chances are low. However, then again you have shown you can take what comes your way and derail it. I am hoping you can do this when you walk into the finals match staring eye to eye at Josh Eagles. He knows you’re an newbie. He thinks you will be overaggressive that you are very inexperience in this time of atmosphere that you aren’t ready to reach the top of the mountain yet. You need more experience to conquer situations like this. This is where Josh Eagles gets wrong because I am here to direct you on what you need to do in this finals situation. Be patient in this circumstance, don’t shit your pants when you say to yourself that your in the finals against Josh Eagles who is an UWL legend. In a match that the winner gets a shot at Chris Hart for the KoP big title. Don’t think about those things. Just imagine Josh Eagles, well actually just imagine all your opponents that you face in this tournament as Richard simmons. Even look at Bebop and Rocksteady as just a big wimpy Richard Simmons in spandex.
Kid laughs.
Kid: So I am going to pin a whole bunch of Richard Simmons’s clones?
Kimberly: Yes.
Kid: That’s Totally GAAAAAY! But I’ll do it!
Kimberly then shows Kid this poster.
They both laugh as scene fades.