Post by Kid Flanagan on Sept 6, 2010 20:43:30 GMT -5
Scene Opens up outside an high school, the camera then makes it’s way into the high school. As the camera gets into school it spots this nerdy girl looking straight at the camera.
The nerd girl then turns around, as she does this sign on her back is seen.
The nerd girl starts walking down the hallway, however before anyone can spot the sign on her back, this hot girl comes into view behind the nerd girl.
The hot girl then grabs the sign from the nerd girl’s back, without the nerd girl noticing anything. The nerd girl then walks down the hallway, as the hot girl is standing holding the sign. Just then Kid Flanagan comes into view as he walks up to the hot girl.
Kid: That was very nice of you, Holly.
Holly smiles at Kid, as she does she offer the sign to Kid, who just looks at the sign then shrugs.
Holly: Take it Kid, then stick it on my back.
As she says this she winks at Kid.
Kid: Ok.
Kid takes the sign from Holly then she turns around as she does, Kid sticks the sign on her back. After the sign is on her back, Holly slightly turns around to look at Kid. She then licks her lips then walks away from Kid. As Kid thinks about what just happened, an jock spots Holly’s sign, which he responds by spinning her around into a locker, Holly looks scared for a brief second but then she smiles. Kid being Kid quickly dashes towards the Jock and Holly. The Jock smiles back at Holly but then he sees something out of his corner eye coming right at him, he doesn’t have time to move however, as Kid spears him the Jock to the ground. Kid starts to throw everything but the kitchen sink at the Jock on the floor, but suddenly the Jock gets backup from four of his friends who throw Kid off their fallen Jock. Kid is standing getting circles by the four jocks, one of the jocks help their buddy on the floor gets to his feet. As the jock gets to his feet, he puts his index finger to lip, he then removes it to see his lip is bleeding. Also one of his buddies points out to him that is right eye looks bright red and puffed, which indicates it probably gonna turn into a nice black eye. The Jock is in the circle with Kid as Kid is looking around at the four other jocks trying to think of a way to escape this little incident without getting killed.
The Main Jock: Your screwed KID! You should have just let things be with me and your slut friend over their but No! You have to try to be a hero! Well hero this story isn’t gonna end happily ever after for you!
The Jock then attempts a left hook but his fist is caught by….
The Jock is shocked all to hell by who is holding his fist, the old woman just smiles at the jock as Kid is shocked too.
Kid: Granny White, what you doing here!?
Granny White who is still holding the Jock’s fist slightly turns to look at Kid.
Granny White: Saving your ass, KID! Now go over to your slutty friend Holly over there, grab her by the hand, escort her to nearest girl’s washroom and get your Willy wet!
Kid hesitates for a second but after getting THEE STARE from Granny White, he makes his move towards Holly. He then grabs her by the hand, as he does Holly as a big smile on her face as they enter the girl washroom. Meanwhile outside in the hallway Granny White has a hold of the Jock`s fist. As the rest of the jocks just stare at the two.
Granny White: Now, you Jocks have two options, you can either stand here and get your asses kicked by Granny White or you can make love with Granny White.
All the Jocks instantly run away from their leader, as the Main Jock struggles to get his hand back from Granny White, Granny White then let`s go of the hand which results in the jock falling straight back into a locker, but the crash as no effects on him as he quickly scatters down the hallway, as far as possible away from Granny White who is smiling.
Granny White: Great decision, now I have time to watch The Golden Girls.
Granny White then makes her way towards the girls washroom, she points her ear to the door she then hears. ``OH YES! HARDER! YES! Oh YES!``. Granny White then pushes the door open.
CUT!
A man wearing a t-shirt that says “Director” in the middle of it walks into the girls washroom to see Granny White attempting to seduce Kid who is standing in his Tasmania Devil Boxers has his jeans are around his ankles. The director just looks at Holly, Granny White and then at the exposed Kid, then he just shakes his head.
Director: I am not running a god damn orgy circus around here! I am attempting to produce a A quality pilot TV Episode which could possibly catch some TV executive eye that might pull the trigger on giving me a shot of putting this show on TV for atleast one season! So….
Granny White cuts off the director.
Granny White: Hey Relax man, I was just having a little fun with the youngsters. I am sorry for trying to liven up the place, I’ll put on my professional face tomorrow, if that’s ok!?
Director cracks a smile.
Director: Yes. We will resume shooting the pilot tomorrow.
As they are all leaving the washroom at the sametime, Kid who now has his jeans back on is approached by his manager/girlfriend Kimberly. Kimberly notices Granny White, she cracks a smile as she then turns her attentions to her client/boyfriend Kid Flanagan.
Kimberly: You get to work with Betty White!?
Kid: Damn straight!
Kimberly: That woman is such a class act right there, also did you know she also is a decent wrestler!?
Kid shakes his head.
Kimberly: Oh yeah, she made William Shatner tap to the Crippler crossface.
Granny White hears the name “William Shatner”, she then responds by telling everyone about Shatner.
Granny White: I Fucked him. Twice. Once in fifteen seconds. Second, in the next fifteen seconds after the first.
Kid and Kimberly laugh.
Kimberly: Oh that Betty, anyhow Kid….I wanted to talk to you about your match last week, it was just a disaster.
Kid nods.
Kid: I tried to help my opponent but got my ass handled in very Obscene ways.
Kimberly looks very disturbed by Kid’s attempt at trying to be funny.
Kimberly: I don’t want anything like that to happen again KID! Your actions last week, were just plain RETARDED! You must concentrate on being the Kid Flanagan that prior to last week was 3-0, the Kid Flanagan that beat a former world champion of PWF, the Kid Flanagan who has already beaten the man he faces at Autumn Annihilation! When you resurface that Kid Flanagan, you will defeat Stephen Callaway once again, also by defeating the veteran Jobber one more time, you will win the Kingdom of Pride Valiant Championship!
Kid’s face lights up when he hears he has a chance at winning a championship belt in his fourth wrestling match. Kimberly sees that Kid liked hearing he could be a champion.
Kimberly: I thought hearing that you will be champion at the end of your match against Callaway would light your face right up. I like seeing you like that, I can just tell by your face that you have already forgotten last week’s horrid results. Now, your ready to step into that ring with Callaway for the second time, you are ready to endure him with some major DEJA Fing VU!
Kid nods to Kimberly’s comments.
Kid: INDEED! This match at Autumn Annihilation against Stephen Callaway will be Deja Futtin VU! I know Callaway is a veteran, a man that always has a damn futtin Angle, but last time we met he had no angle that could put him over da top of Kid Flanagan. This time will be no different, this week I will make sure I will be prepared to have all the angles covered for this match Stephen “Angle” Callaway.
Kimberly gives Kid a peek on the cheek. Kid’s face goes red with embarrassment.
Kid: Did you have to do that right now? Betty could have seen you do that, she get jealous and kick your ass.
Before Kimberly can react to Kid’s silly banter, Kid starts to laugh.
Kid: Futt, I am almost said that with a straight face.
Kimberly starts to laughs.
Kimberly: Not as good of an actor as you think you are?
Kid nods.
Kid: Your probably right, but atleast I havent been typecasted yet like Michael Cera or Will Ferrell…
Kimberly cuts off Kid.
Kimberly: Well, Will Ferrell is breaking his Traditional Comic routine and has been casted to be in the new movie, Dead Space.
Kid scratches his head as if he cant believe what Kimberly just told him.
Kid: Dead Space!? Like this movie is the spin off of the video game Dead Space!?
Kimberly: Yes, I tried to get you an audition, however they said you didn’t possess enough star power for the role of Isaac Clarke.
Kid still is in disbelief, he starts to pace around.
Kid: Will Ferrell will portray Isaac Clarke in the movie of the video game that I truly love? For futt sakes this is bullshit! Ferrell cant, he wont pull this off unless….
Kid starts to think all of this over, then…
Kid: They futt with the story of Dead Space, well they will anyways cause that’s what they do with everything, so what they should do is have John C. Reilly plays a s one of the aliens in this movie that becomes allies with Will Ferrell, they become great allies. But in the end John C. Reilly rips off Will Ferrell’s head and drinks the blood that comes pouring out. Oh, if their making this movie with Will Ferrell then you know it’s a sinking boat but an ending like that would easily make this movie a better box office hit then Scott Pilgrim Vs the World! Count on that!
Kimberly puts her hand over her mouth to stop her from laughing at Kid’s outburst. However Kid doesn’t know she is hiding her laughter.
Kid: You gonna be sick?
Kimberly removes her hand from mouth.
Kimberly: No, I was just hoping you bring just half of the passion you are showing for your beloved Dead Space video game to Autumn Annihilation. If you have the same passion of winning the Syndicate Championship as you do for that silly video game then, Kid Flanagan you will be Kingdom of Pride’s new Syndicate Champion.
Kid smiles up at the ceiling as he likes the thought of being the new Syndicate Champion. He then smiles at Kimberly.
Kid: Oh, the thoughts of winning a chmapionship belt so early in my career is just bogus! I would have never thought that I, Kid Flanagan an young man who had only trained in the wrestling field for a few weeks before getting into his first mach with Stephen Callaway who ironically enough is the guy I have to beat once again just to have the honour to be holding the Kingdom of Pride’s Syndicate championship belt up over my head knowing, I am championship material, that I am good enough to run with the big boys in this sport.
Kid then catches Kimberly off guard as he grabs her, then they start to make out as Betty White smiles at happy couple. Scene Fades.
The nerd girl then turns around, as she does this sign on her back is seen.
The nerd girl starts walking down the hallway, however before anyone can spot the sign on her back, this hot girl comes into view behind the nerd girl.
The hot girl then grabs the sign from the nerd girl’s back, without the nerd girl noticing anything. The nerd girl then walks down the hallway, as the hot girl is standing holding the sign. Just then Kid Flanagan comes into view as he walks up to the hot girl.
Kid: That was very nice of you, Holly.
Holly smiles at Kid, as she does she offer the sign to Kid, who just looks at the sign then shrugs.
Holly: Take it Kid, then stick it on my back.
As she says this she winks at Kid.
Kid: Ok.
Kid takes the sign from Holly then she turns around as she does, Kid sticks the sign on her back. After the sign is on her back, Holly slightly turns around to look at Kid. She then licks her lips then walks away from Kid. As Kid thinks about what just happened, an jock spots Holly’s sign, which he responds by spinning her around into a locker, Holly looks scared for a brief second but then she smiles. Kid being Kid quickly dashes towards the Jock and Holly. The Jock smiles back at Holly but then he sees something out of his corner eye coming right at him, he doesn’t have time to move however, as Kid spears him the Jock to the ground. Kid starts to throw everything but the kitchen sink at the Jock on the floor, but suddenly the Jock gets backup from four of his friends who throw Kid off their fallen Jock. Kid is standing getting circles by the four jocks, one of the jocks help their buddy on the floor gets to his feet. As the jock gets to his feet, he puts his index finger to lip, he then removes it to see his lip is bleeding. Also one of his buddies points out to him that is right eye looks bright red and puffed, which indicates it probably gonna turn into a nice black eye. The Jock is in the circle with Kid as Kid is looking around at the four other jocks trying to think of a way to escape this little incident without getting killed.
The Main Jock: Your screwed KID! You should have just let things be with me and your slut friend over their but No! You have to try to be a hero! Well hero this story isn’t gonna end happily ever after for you!
The Jock then attempts a left hook but his fist is caught by….
The Jock is shocked all to hell by who is holding his fist, the old woman just smiles at the jock as Kid is shocked too.
Kid: Granny White, what you doing here!?
Granny White who is still holding the Jock’s fist slightly turns to look at Kid.
Granny White: Saving your ass, KID! Now go over to your slutty friend Holly over there, grab her by the hand, escort her to nearest girl’s washroom and get your Willy wet!
Kid hesitates for a second but after getting THEE STARE from Granny White, he makes his move towards Holly. He then grabs her by the hand, as he does Holly as a big smile on her face as they enter the girl washroom. Meanwhile outside in the hallway Granny White has a hold of the Jock`s fist. As the rest of the jocks just stare at the two.
Granny White: Now, you Jocks have two options, you can either stand here and get your asses kicked by Granny White or you can make love with Granny White.
All the Jocks instantly run away from their leader, as the Main Jock struggles to get his hand back from Granny White, Granny White then let`s go of the hand which results in the jock falling straight back into a locker, but the crash as no effects on him as he quickly scatters down the hallway, as far as possible away from Granny White who is smiling.
Granny White: Great decision, now I have time to watch The Golden Girls.
Granny White then makes her way towards the girls washroom, she points her ear to the door she then hears. ``OH YES! HARDER! YES! Oh YES!``. Granny White then pushes the door open.
CUT!
A man wearing a t-shirt that says “Director” in the middle of it walks into the girls washroom to see Granny White attempting to seduce Kid who is standing in his Tasmania Devil Boxers has his jeans are around his ankles. The director just looks at Holly, Granny White and then at the exposed Kid, then he just shakes his head.
Director: I am not running a god damn orgy circus around here! I am attempting to produce a A quality pilot TV Episode which could possibly catch some TV executive eye that might pull the trigger on giving me a shot of putting this show on TV for atleast one season! So….
Granny White cuts off the director.
Granny White: Hey Relax man, I was just having a little fun with the youngsters. I am sorry for trying to liven up the place, I’ll put on my professional face tomorrow, if that’s ok!?
Director cracks a smile.
Director: Yes. We will resume shooting the pilot tomorrow.
As they are all leaving the washroom at the sametime, Kid who now has his jeans back on is approached by his manager/girlfriend Kimberly. Kimberly notices Granny White, she cracks a smile as she then turns her attentions to her client/boyfriend Kid Flanagan.
Kimberly: You get to work with Betty White!?
Kid: Damn straight!
Kimberly: That woman is such a class act right there, also did you know she also is a decent wrestler!?
Kid shakes his head.
Kimberly: Oh yeah, she made William Shatner tap to the Crippler crossface.
Granny White hears the name “William Shatner”, she then responds by telling everyone about Shatner.
Granny White: I Fucked him. Twice. Once in fifteen seconds. Second, in the next fifteen seconds after the first.
Kid and Kimberly laugh.
Kimberly: Oh that Betty, anyhow Kid….I wanted to talk to you about your match last week, it was just a disaster.
Kid nods.
Kid: I tried to help my opponent but got my ass handled in very Obscene ways.
Kimberly looks very disturbed by Kid’s attempt at trying to be funny.
Kimberly: I don’t want anything like that to happen again KID! Your actions last week, were just plain RETARDED! You must concentrate on being the Kid Flanagan that prior to last week was 3-0, the Kid Flanagan that beat a former world champion of PWF, the Kid Flanagan who has already beaten the man he faces at Autumn Annihilation! When you resurface that Kid Flanagan, you will defeat Stephen Callaway once again, also by defeating the veteran Jobber one more time, you will win the Kingdom of Pride Valiant Championship!
Kid’s face lights up when he hears he has a chance at winning a championship belt in his fourth wrestling match. Kimberly sees that Kid liked hearing he could be a champion.
Kimberly: I thought hearing that you will be champion at the end of your match against Callaway would light your face right up. I like seeing you like that, I can just tell by your face that you have already forgotten last week’s horrid results. Now, your ready to step into that ring with Callaway for the second time, you are ready to endure him with some major DEJA Fing VU!
Kid nods to Kimberly’s comments.
Kid: INDEED! This match at Autumn Annihilation against Stephen Callaway will be Deja Futtin VU! I know Callaway is a veteran, a man that always has a damn futtin Angle, but last time we met he had no angle that could put him over da top of Kid Flanagan. This time will be no different, this week I will make sure I will be prepared to have all the angles covered for this match Stephen “Angle” Callaway.
Kimberly gives Kid a peek on the cheek. Kid’s face goes red with embarrassment.
Kid: Did you have to do that right now? Betty could have seen you do that, she get jealous and kick your ass.
Before Kimberly can react to Kid’s silly banter, Kid starts to laugh.
Kid: Futt, I am almost said that with a straight face.
Kimberly starts to laughs.
Kimberly: Not as good of an actor as you think you are?
Kid nods.
Kid: Your probably right, but atleast I havent been typecasted yet like Michael Cera or Will Ferrell…
Kimberly cuts off Kid.
Kimberly: Well, Will Ferrell is breaking his Traditional Comic routine and has been casted to be in the new movie, Dead Space.
Kid scratches his head as if he cant believe what Kimberly just told him.
Kid: Dead Space!? Like this movie is the spin off of the video game Dead Space!?
Kimberly: Yes, I tried to get you an audition, however they said you didn’t possess enough star power for the role of Isaac Clarke.
Kid still is in disbelief, he starts to pace around.
Kid: Will Ferrell will portray Isaac Clarke in the movie of the video game that I truly love? For futt sakes this is bullshit! Ferrell cant, he wont pull this off unless….
Kid starts to think all of this over, then…
Kid: They futt with the story of Dead Space, well they will anyways cause that’s what they do with everything, so what they should do is have John C. Reilly plays a s one of the aliens in this movie that becomes allies with Will Ferrell, they become great allies. But in the end John C. Reilly rips off Will Ferrell’s head and drinks the blood that comes pouring out. Oh, if their making this movie with Will Ferrell then you know it’s a sinking boat but an ending like that would easily make this movie a better box office hit then Scott Pilgrim Vs the World! Count on that!
Kimberly puts her hand over her mouth to stop her from laughing at Kid’s outburst. However Kid doesn’t know she is hiding her laughter.
Kid: You gonna be sick?
Kimberly removes her hand from mouth.
Kimberly: No, I was just hoping you bring just half of the passion you are showing for your beloved Dead Space video game to Autumn Annihilation. If you have the same passion of winning the Syndicate Championship as you do for that silly video game then, Kid Flanagan you will be Kingdom of Pride’s new Syndicate Champion.
Kid smiles up at the ceiling as he likes the thought of being the new Syndicate Champion. He then smiles at Kimberly.
Kid: Oh, the thoughts of winning a chmapionship belt so early in my career is just bogus! I would have never thought that I, Kid Flanagan an young man who had only trained in the wrestling field for a few weeks before getting into his first mach with Stephen Callaway who ironically enough is the guy I have to beat once again just to have the honour to be holding the Kingdom of Pride’s Syndicate championship belt up over my head knowing, I am championship material, that I am good enough to run with the big boys in this sport.
Kid then catches Kimberly off guard as he grabs her, then they start to make out as Betty White smiles at happy couple. Scene Fades.
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