Post by Stephen Callaway on Oct 27, 2010 17:14:00 GMT -5
We see Stephen Callaway and Missy sitting on directors chairs looking to the camera. She wears a sleeveless black vest top, he wears a Best Team Eva shirt with a piece of paper covering the faces of Robbie Venom and Shawn Stevens with 'Epic Angle' written on it.
Missy
"This Sunday at Death's Desire, my husband Stephen, and his new tag team partner 'The Epitome of Epic' Bruce Hendrickson face the new faces in Kingdom Of Pride: The self proclaimed 'Best Team Ever' Shawn Stevens and Robbie Venom."
Stephen
"I want to say to Shawn Stevens right of the bat, I may have sat here in previous weeks and had a mutual love in with Robbie Venom. That doesn't mean I have any disrespect against you, I'm just a bigger fan of Robbies than of yours."
Missy
"I prefer you. After Steve, you're the best looking guy in the entire company."
Stephen looks at Missy out the corner of his eye.
Stephen
"What this match is about is you two and Bruce and I. It all began with Bruce and I joining as a tag team unit. Yeah, I hold my gloves up it was a case of wrong place, wrong time but the next thing we know you two were unveiled to the crowd and you came to the ring. Words were said and the fists flew. The following week, while Bruce pushed our new champion to his limit, I faced off in a one on one encounter against Robbie Venom. I lost, Bruce lost, we learned from those losses and we moved on.
One week later, Shawn Stevens defeated Bruce while my partnership with Obscene tasted defeat to Robbie and a Flannigan."
He turns and looks at Missy who holds up two fingers on her right hand and four on her left.
Stephen
"So that's Two weeks and four losses that Epic Angle have suffered. Three of those at the hands of the Best Team Eva. You know, some people are calling Bruce and I the Best Team Ever despite those losses. We have even been described as, and I quote, 'a breath of fresh air in the tag team division'. Do you know what makes comments like that and people calling us a great team?"
Missy
"The fact that you and Bruce haven't actually teamed up yet."
Stephen
"Exactly! Two weeks on from our original conception and Epic Angle have yet to team up as a tag team. Week one was a singles match for me, week two a tag match with Obscene. Val, tell the people why Epic Angle have been receiving such praise."
Missy
"Robbie Venom and Shawn Stevens are dinosaurs living past their prime."
Stephen claps his hands.
Stephen
"Right again. Venom and Stevens have probably teamed up for years. Match after match has been spent crafting an alliance so in sync to quote Katy Perry. Tag match after tag match crafting a career defining legacy that is encapsulated in the banner name of Best Team Eva."
Missy
"All Stephen and Bruce had to do to threaten that very banner was shake hands and announce their union."
Stephen
"One handshake and a few words and we topple the foundations from beneath Rob and Shawn. Even the Apollo Krieg are arguing amongst themselves. Chris Hart is trying to get himself fired so Noble Hart don't come up against us and even The War Machines stopped all negotiations with Kingdom of Pride.
This is not about Stevens and Venom passing the torch to the newer, younger, fitter and let's face it, better team. We've taken the damn torch and we're going to make sure that Venom and Stevens go down at Death's Desire in a blaze of fire."
Missy
"You boys may have came to Kingdom of Pride looking for new blood and a fresh challenge. That's exactly what you got. Can you older guys keep it up with the younger, fitter guys? Do you have the stamina?"
Stephen runs his hand over his hair.
Stephen
"This Sunday, in our first match as a tag team we will prove to you, to PWF, to KoP and to the watching world that while you two are more suited to sitting down, smoking a magic mushroom cloud and commentating badly on a wrestling show, Bruce and myself are the men of the moment. You two will more'n likely be at ringside calling the matches when Bruce and myself go from title reign to title reign. Why? No it's not because I have an angle."
Missy
"It's because Steve, Bruce and myself ALWAYS have an Epic Angle! Always."
The camera fades as Stephen and Missy look very confident and proud of themselves.
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