Post by Kid Flanagan on Oct 27, 2010 21:14:35 GMT -5
After watching The Water Man drown, Sophia and I kissed. It was something I think both of us wanted to do for quite some time. After we finished kissing, we never talked too each other the entire way back to Aunt Martha’s. I don’t know why but I just couldn’t look at Sophia the same way. It was like she felt the same way towards me now. When we arrived back at Aunt Martha’s we were still quiet. Aunt Martha tried to get us to talk to her but we couldn’t. After kissing and killing someone for the first time it hit us hard. Aunt Martha then thought it be good if her and Sophia spent some alone time with each other so they went to the local supermarket as Aunt Martha had her friend Hubert come over to watch over me.
Hubert was a couch potato who loved his beer, which his belly showed his love for his beverage of choice. As me and Hubert were alone in the house, Hubert grabs a beer for himself then turns to me has he grabs his beer.
Hubert: Want one Kid?
I was still not in a very talkative mood but as I seen the beer in his hand, I thought that could help me loosen up a tad bit I guess. I have heard beer is a great beverage to let you forget bad memories, it let’s you move on quickly. Sure, it eventually wears off but for that quick moment you will have a blast. That is what I hear anyhow. So, going on that I reached my hand out for a beer.
Kid: Sure, I’ll have one.
Hubert smiles at me, he then puts his index finger to his lips then does a “Ssshhh” sound as he hands me the beer.
Hubert: Don’t tell your auntie about this, it be our little secret as you are an underager right?
I simply nod to answer Hubert’s question. I grab the beer out of his hands. I then open it, then I take a sip. My face must have been an funny one when I took a sip of my first beer as Hubert started to laugh his ass off.
Hubert: That taste will grow on you Kid, trust me on that!
I tried to smile at Hubert for his last comments but I was more focused on this weird beverage in my hand. The taste was nothing like I have ever had before. Though, it might have seemed to Hubert that I disliked the beverage. I took another sip then another and then BAM! I was done drinking my first beer.
Kid: That was good.
I said with a smile on my face, by saying that I was actually hoping to get offered another which…
Hubert: You want another!?
Hubert asked while reaching for another beer for me. I nod as he handed me a beer.
Hubert: You almost put that back faster then I drink em.
Hearing Hubert said that was a little disturbing but well I got over it as I opened my second beer. As I took a sip of it, Hubert thought he would attempt to have a conversation with me.
Hubert: So Kid, your aunt Martha was telling me that you had bad day today?
I knew Aunt Martha wouldn’t tell Hubert why I was having a bad day, so I knew I had to tell him some fabricated story so he would take it in and then leave me be.
Kid: My girlfriend Susan broke up with me by breaking the news to me by MSN!
Hubert looked at me with his drowsy looking eyes as if he had no idea what I was talking about. I mean he is old so I guess he wouldn’t know what MSN was.
Kid: MSN is the internet, Hubert.
Hubert: Oh yeah, I knew that.
He says it with a dumfound look on his face. I smile at him like I think he is full of shit. He knows I know he doesn’t know what MSN is, but well we just laugh the whole situation off. Then Hubert opens the fridge again.
Hubert: Want another?
I quickly then chug my second beer as I didn’t want to miss out on a chance at a third beer. So, with my full of beer I answer Hubert as good as I can with a simple nod. He then hands me my third beer as I put another empty can on the table.
Hubert: You really want to forget that girl that dumped you eh?
Eh? Yes, Hubert was originally from Canada until the mounties hunted him down for killing a mountain lion illegally. He was defending himself but well Canadians they are overprotective on their wildlife. I took a long sip before I answered my new found buddy.
Kid: Yeah, I like to forget her for at least one night. I know when the buzz goes away I will remember what she did to me. However right now I am here having a good time with my new buddy Hubert as we attempt to get drunk and piss ourselves!
Hubert starts to laugh so hard he snorts. He then stops laughing all of sudden as he turns to me with a weird perverted look on his face.
Hubert: Kid, do you by chance have some scandalous pictures of your Ex-girlfriend on your computer?
Scandalous pictures? Oh it could be my lack of experience of drinking beer or just how stupidly Hubert looked right now but I just had to roll with Hubert right now. Sure, I didn’t have a ex-girlfriend or pictures of her but I was an normal eighteen year old boy who of course had pictures of nude amateur teen girls. So, I laughed at Hubert’s question then answered him with a wink.
Kid: Of course I do. Let’s go look at my slutty EX!
We both stand up, I almost fall right back on ass but I catch myself. Hubert giggles at my light headness.
Hubert: You buzzing hard right now?
Kid: Futt Yeah!
We then walk down the hallway to my room, we get into my room then I log into my computer. I then bring up some of amateur girl pictures. Now, with my eyes starting to fuzz I don’t even notice that I have clicked on eight different pictures of eight different women. Hubert who seems to be still stone cold sober only response to seeing these pictures of my supposed EX with this…
Hubert: Well she does like to change her hair colour and breasts size doesn’t she?
I just nod and laugh to Hubert’s comments I then start to head for the exit as I really have to go pee.
Kid: Hubert, go ahead and surf some more of the pictures I have on there. I have to take a pee.
Hubert: Alright. Control the little guy, don’t piss on the floor. I don’t want to get blamed for that, especially if I didn’t do it. I hate when that happens….Well rarely happens, but yeah don’t piss on the floor!
I miss most of what Hubert said as I make my way to the fridge to quickly chug a beer, I then make my way to the washroom. As I am in there I hear a loud BANG! I immediately start to think that Hubert started to masturbated and just fell of the yellow chair in my room. I start to laugh at the thought of that. As I laugh I splash a little pee on the floor. I laugh at the little dab of piss I just left on the floor.
Kid: Awww Futt it, Aunt Martha can clean it.
I then zip up and head for my room to see Hubert laying on the floor, I am about to laugh but then I see a shard of glass sticking out of Hubert’s neck. I take a step back as I start to look around the room for the one killer. Just then I spot Hubert in the corner of my room grinning at me. I then quickly look down at the floor to see Hubert still dead, but he is in the corner too!
Kid: What the futt!?
Hubert the second starts to make his way towards me, I take a step back. He then stops making forward progression. As he does he looks down at the dead Hubert.
Hubert the Second: Canadians, they are too naïve and horny to expect to be attacked! They rather rub one out then defend themselves from an attack that could…I mean will end their life.
At this moment I start to think back to Aunt Martha telling me and Sophia about all the superheroes we will have to dispatch. As I stare at this Hubert clone, I start to remember an superhero named Replica that Aunt Martha told me and Sophia about. He has the ability to transform into any human being he wants to. As I stare at this Hubert clone, I know it’s really Replica I am staring at. So, I confront him.
Kid: I know who you are, Replica! Now, why are you here!? You, do know I am the one that can end your life right!?
Replica starts to laugh at me. He then holds up a can of beer.
Replica: Sure, if you were sober you probably have a small chance at killing me as you do have some wicked abilities right? I mean you’re the ONE, right!? Your like all super powerful right!? Like, you make Superman look like Roseanne Barr!? Right!? HA!
Replica then laughs his ass off as I just stare at him.
Kid: I might have a beer buzz, but I can still take you on with ease!
I knew I had to focus so I could unable Replica’s special ability so he couldn’t play mind games with me by transforming into different people. I had to keep him in his current form which was the newly deceased Hubert.
Replica then makes a move at me, I try to dodge him but well I loss balance and move right into him. We then crash into the hallway wall. We then roll around the floor into we are in the front room. Replica eventually gets the upper hand on me. As I am a very inexperienced fighter. Aunt Martha hasn’t gotten that fair in her training yet. She said she wouldn’t teach me to fight until I needed to be able to fight. So, the more experienced fighter Replica was owning my ass. He then eventually stands over me as I look up at him.
Replica: Why you suck! This is a lot easier then I thought it would be, and to think the rest of the superheroes fear you. HA!
Just then the front door opens….
CUT!
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In Kid Flanagan is seen in his actor trailer standing at the front door staring down at his girlfriend/manager Kimberly as she sits on a red wooden chair. Her forehead has a bandage on it as it is covering the wound that was caused by Obscene’s chair shot.
Kid: I am so sorry Kimberly, I never knew Obscene was capable of something like that, well I did but I never knew he would hit a woman!
Kimberly stares up at Kid with sadness in her eyes.
Kimberly: Kid, It isn’t your fault what happened last week. What happened last week was my fault. I was the silly bitch who thought it be a good idea to help out her boyfriend in trouble by heading to the ring armed with a chair. I should have knew better. As I am the one that knows what the wrestling world is capable of, I am the one that makes sure you are prepared to enter that ring every week. Well, last week I went into that ring unprepared,….Alight I was prepared as ,I went in there with an agenda.
Kid raises his eyebrow after hearing that Kimberly had an “Agenda”.
Kid: What you mean you had an agenda!?
Kimberly slowly crosses her legs as she prepares to answer Kid’s question.
Kimberly: Yes, you know that growing up I have always wanted to step into a wrestling ring, well last week I seen a opening to live that dream. Now, I knew I was going to accomplish my dream by stepping into a dangerous situation but I just did it. Sure, my head is swollen and I probably have to wear this silly bandage for couple more days but you know being in that ring for those brief seconds was awesome.
Kid covers his mouth with his hand as he is caught off guard by what his girlfriend is telling him. He then uncovers his mouth to respond to what Kimberly just said.
Kid: our telling me, you risked being seriously injured last week just so you could have a moment in the wrestling ring?
Kimberly slowly smiles at Kid, Kid responds with anger in his face.
Kid: Are you futting kidding me!? I thought I lost you when I seen that animal Obscene clock you with that chair. At that moment that chair hit your skull I thought I let you down as a man. I felt so awful after you were set down to the mat unconscious. The next day I was given a good rippN by my mother and sisters, they told me off like I was the homeless guy that just had a wonderful dump on their living room carpet. I told myself that the only way that I could forgive myself for letting you get clocked by a chair was to end Obscene’s run at my title. To deny him the chance of taking the Syndicate Championship from me!
Kimberly nods at Kid.
Kimberly: That is what you should do matter what happened to me last week, you should have had your mind set at doing just that to Obscene at Death’s Desire! I know I should have left my dream of being in a wrestling ring for another day to conquer but well I did it and well I am sorry if you thought I was done for, but I am not I am ok. Just got a little scratch and bump but other then that I am A ok. I will give your sisters and mother a call tonight to clear the air. You’ll be but in their good books after I get done with them. I am sorry Kid.
Kid: Even though you did make a mistake by heading out to the ring last week, Obscene had no business of hitting you with that chair. He has gone to far! He has did everything in his power to derail me by hurting me or you to make me want to quit. To roll over so he could take this title away from with ease. Well, Obscene doesn’t get that by doing those blackout attacks, by costing me a chance at the valiant Championship and then assaulting you with a chair are just things that have made me motivated to defend this title with all my power. I am not going to let Obscene get to me! I am not going to fear Obscene, I am not going to let Obscene win this war by taking my title! Obscene has won battles in this war, but in this final battle of ours, I will officially win this WAR! I will still be Syndicate champion after our match.
Kimberly smiles at Kid, as she is liking what she is hearing.
Kimberly: You know Obscene is veteran of KoP, that management is hoping for him to be successful in this match. That, you might have to keep an expect seeing unexpected guest during this match. Like Stephen Callaway, he is man that would love to see you crumble at Death’s desire, to see you lose your title to Obscene. See, I know your still inexperience in this sport but you have to know that things like that could and will happen eventually in your career. Like, it might just happen at Death’s Desire so just keep an open mind. Now, I am not telling you to lose focus on the main goal which is defeating the Asswipe Obscene. But don’t get caught off guard, that’s all I am trying to say.
Kid nods, he then walks over to Kimberly. He then stands behind her as he starts rub her shoulders.
Kid: I promise that I will be ready for Obscene and other shenanigans he has in store for me. If you of course promise me that you will not try to save my ass anymore in that ring ok?
Kimberly laughs as Kid continues to rub her shoulders.
Kimberly: Agreed. Now, go back out there on the set and finish that episode ok? I’ll be right here waiting for you.
Kid stops rubbing Kimberly’s shoulders he then bends over to kiss Kimberly they smooch for a brief second then Kid heads out the door. Kimberly has a smile on her face as Kid leaves the trailer.
Hubert was a couch potato who loved his beer, which his belly showed his love for his beverage of choice. As me and Hubert were alone in the house, Hubert grabs a beer for himself then turns to me has he grabs his beer.
Hubert: Want one Kid?
I was still not in a very talkative mood but as I seen the beer in his hand, I thought that could help me loosen up a tad bit I guess. I have heard beer is a great beverage to let you forget bad memories, it let’s you move on quickly. Sure, it eventually wears off but for that quick moment you will have a blast. That is what I hear anyhow. So, going on that I reached my hand out for a beer.
Kid: Sure, I’ll have one.
Hubert smiles at me, he then puts his index finger to his lips then does a “Ssshhh” sound as he hands me the beer.
Hubert: Don’t tell your auntie about this, it be our little secret as you are an underager right?
I simply nod to answer Hubert’s question. I grab the beer out of his hands. I then open it, then I take a sip. My face must have been an funny one when I took a sip of my first beer as Hubert started to laugh his ass off.
Hubert: That taste will grow on you Kid, trust me on that!
I tried to smile at Hubert for his last comments but I was more focused on this weird beverage in my hand. The taste was nothing like I have ever had before. Though, it might have seemed to Hubert that I disliked the beverage. I took another sip then another and then BAM! I was done drinking my first beer.
Kid: That was good.
I said with a smile on my face, by saying that I was actually hoping to get offered another which…
Hubert: You want another!?
Hubert asked while reaching for another beer for me. I nod as he handed me a beer.
Hubert: You almost put that back faster then I drink em.
Hearing Hubert said that was a little disturbing but well I got over it as I opened my second beer. As I took a sip of it, Hubert thought he would attempt to have a conversation with me.
Hubert: So Kid, your aunt Martha was telling me that you had bad day today?
I knew Aunt Martha wouldn’t tell Hubert why I was having a bad day, so I knew I had to tell him some fabricated story so he would take it in and then leave me be.
Kid: My girlfriend Susan broke up with me by breaking the news to me by MSN!
Hubert looked at me with his drowsy looking eyes as if he had no idea what I was talking about. I mean he is old so I guess he wouldn’t know what MSN was.
Kid: MSN is the internet, Hubert.
Hubert: Oh yeah, I knew that.
He says it with a dumfound look on his face. I smile at him like I think he is full of shit. He knows I know he doesn’t know what MSN is, but well we just laugh the whole situation off. Then Hubert opens the fridge again.
Hubert: Want another?
I quickly then chug my second beer as I didn’t want to miss out on a chance at a third beer. So, with my full of beer I answer Hubert as good as I can with a simple nod. He then hands me my third beer as I put another empty can on the table.
Hubert: You really want to forget that girl that dumped you eh?
Eh? Yes, Hubert was originally from Canada until the mounties hunted him down for killing a mountain lion illegally. He was defending himself but well Canadians they are overprotective on their wildlife. I took a long sip before I answered my new found buddy.
Kid: Yeah, I like to forget her for at least one night. I know when the buzz goes away I will remember what she did to me. However right now I am here having a good time with my new buddy Hubert as we attempt to get drunk and piss ourselves!
Hubert starts to laugh so hard he snorts. He then stops laughing all of sudden as he turns to me with a weird perverted look on his face.
Hubert: Kid, do you by chance have some scandalous pictures of your Ex-girlfriend on your computer?
Scandalous pictures? Oh it could be my lack of experience of drinking beer or just how stupidly Hubert looked right now but I just had to roll with Hubert right now. Sure, I didn’t have a ex-girlfriend or pictures of her but I was an normal eighteen year old boy who of course had pictures of nude amateur teen girls. So, I laughed at Hubert’s question then answered him with a wink.
Kid: Of course I do. Let’s go look at my slutty EX!
We both stand up, I almost fall right back on ass but I catch myself. Hubert giggles at my light headness.
Hubert: You buzzing hard right now?
Kid: Futt Yeah!
We then walk down the hallway to my room, we get into my room then I log into my computer. I then bring up some of amateur girl pictures. Now, with my eyes starting to fuzz I don’t even notice that I have clicked on eight different pictures of eight different women. Hubert who seems to be still stone cold sober only response to seeing these pictures of my supposed EX with this…
Hubert: Well she does like to change her hair colour and breasts size doesn’t she?
I just nod and laugh to Hubert’s comments I then start to head for the exit as I really have to go pee.
Kid: Hubert, go ahead and surf some more of the pictures I have on there. I have to take a pee.
Hubert: Alright. Control the little guy, don’t piss on the floor. I don’t want to get blamed for that, especially if I didn’t do it. I hate when that happens….Well rarely happens, but yeah don’t piss on the floor!
I miss most of what Hubert said as I make my way to the fridge to quickly chug a beer, I then make my way to the washroom. As I am in there I hear a loud BANG! I immediately start to think that Hubert started to masturbated and just fell of the yellow chair in my room. I start to laugh at the thought of that. As I laugh I splash a little pee on the floor. I laugh at the little dab of piss I just left on the floor.
Kid: Awww Futt it, Aunt Martha can clean it.
I then zip up and head for my room to see Hubert laying on the floor, I am about to laugh but then I see a shard of glass sticking out of Hubert’s neck. I take a step back as I start to look around the room for the one killer. Just then I spot Hubert in the corner of my room grinning at me. I then quickly look down at the floor to see Hubert still dead, but he is in the corner too!
Kid: What the futt!?
Hubert the second starts to make his way towards me, I take a step back. He then stops making forward progression. As he does he looks down at the dead Hubert.
Hubert the Second: Canadians, they are too naïve and horny to expect to be attacked! They rather rub one out then defend themselves from an attack that could…I mean will end their life.
At this moment I start to think back to Aunt Martha telling me and Sophia about all the superheroes we will have to dispatch. As I stare at this Hubert clone, I start to remember an superhero named Replica that Aunt Martha told me and Sophia about. He has the ability to transform into any human being he wants to. As I stare at this Hubert clone, I know it’s really Replica I am staring at. So, I confront him.
Kid: I know who you are, Replica! Now, why are you here!? You, do know I am the one that can end your life right!?
Replica starts to laugh at me. He then holds up a can of beer.
Replica: Sure, if you were sober you probably have a small chance at killing me as you do have some wicked abilities right? I mean you’re the ONE, right!? Your like all super powerful right!? Like, you make Superman look like Roseanne Barr!? Right!? HA!
Replica then laughs his ass off as I just stare at him.
Kid: I might have a beer buzz, but I can still take you on with ease!
I knew I had to focus so I could unable Replica’s special ability so he couldn’t play mind games with me by transforming into different people. I had to keep him in his current form which was the newly deceased Hubert.
Replica then makes a move at me, I try to dodge him but well I loss balance and move right into him. We then crash into the hallway wall. We then roll around the floor into we are in the front room. Replica eventually gets the upper hand on me. As I am a very inexperienced fighter. Aunt Martha hasn’t gotten that fair in her training yet. She said she wouldn’t teach me to fight until I needed to be able to fight. So, the more experienced fighter Replica was owning my ass. He then eventually stands over me as I look up at him.
Replica: Why you suck! This is a lot easier then I thought it would be, and to think the rest of the superheroes fear you. HA!
Just then the front door opens….
CUT!
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In Kid Flanagan is seen in his actor trailer standing at the front door staring down at his girlfriend/manager Kimberly as she sits on a red wooden chair. Her forehead has a bandage on it as it is covering the wound that was caused by Obscene’s chair shot.
Kid: I am so sorry Kimberly, I never knew Obscene was capable of something like that, well I did but I never knew he would hit a woman!
Kimberly stares up at Kid with sadness in her eyes.
Kimberly: Kid, It isn’t your fault what happened last week. What happened last week was my fault. I was the silly bitch who thought it be a good idea to help out her boyfriend in trouble by heading to the ring armed with a chair. I should have knew better. As I am the one that knows what the wrestling world is capable of, I am the one that makes sure you are prepared to enter that ring every week. Well, last week I went into that ring unprepared,….Alight I was prepared as ,I went in there with an agenda.
Kid raises his eyebrow after hearing that Kimberly had an “Agenda”.
Kid: What you mean you had an agenda!?
Kimberly slowly crosses her legs as she prepares to answer Kid’s question.
Kimberly: Yes, you know that growing up I have always wanted to step into a wrestling ring, well last week I seen a opening to live that dream. Now, I knew I was going to accomplish my dream by stepping into a dangerous situation but I just did it. Sure, my head is swollen and I probably have to wear this silly bandage for couple more days but you know being in that ring for those brief seconds was awesome.
Kid covers his mouth with his hand as he is caught off guard by what his girlfriend is telling him. He then uncovers his mouth to respond to what Kimberly just said.
Kid: our telling me, you risked being seriously injured last week just so you could have a moment in the wrestling ring?
Kimberly slowly smiles at Kid, Kid responds with anger in his face.
Kid: Are you futting kidding me!? I thought I lost you when I seen that animal Obscene clock you with that chair. At that moment that chair hit your skull I thought I let you down as a man. I felt so awful after you were set down to the mat unconscious. The next day I was given a good rippN by my mother and sisters, they told me off like I was the homeless guy that just had a wonderful dump on their living room carpet. I told myself that the only way that I could forgive myself for letting you get clocked by a chair was to end Obscene’s run at my title. To deny him the chance of taking the Syndicate Championship from me!
Kimberly nods at Kid.
Kimberly: That is what you should do matter what happened to me last week, you should have had your mind set at doing just that to Obscene at Death’s Desire! I know I should have left my dream of being in a wrestling ring for another day to conquer but well I did it and well I am sorry if you thought I was done for, but I am not I am ok. Just got a little scratch and bump but other then that I am A ok. I will give your sisters and mother a call tonight to clear the air. You’ll be but in their good books after I get done with them. I am sorry Kid.
Kid: Even though you did make a mistake by heading out to the ring last week, Obscene had no business of hitting you with that chair. He has gone to far! He has did everything in his power to derail me by hurting me or you to make me want to quit. To roll over so he could take this title away from with ease. Well, Obscene doesn’t get that by doing those blackout attacks, by costing me a chance at the valiant Championship and then assaulting you with a chair are just things that have made me motivated to defend this title with all my power. I am not going to let Obscene get to me! I am not going to fear Obscene, I am not going to let Obscene win this war by taking my title! Obscene has won battles in this war, but in this final battle of ours, I will officially win this WAR! I will still be Syndicate champion after our match.
Kimberly smiles at Kid, as she is liking what she is hearing.
Kimberly: You know Obscene is veteran of KoP, that management is hoping for him to be successful in this match. That, you might have to keep an expect seeing unexpected guest during this match. Like Stephen Callaway, he is man that would love to see you crumble at Death’s desire, to see you lose your title to Obscene. See, I know your still inexperience in this sport but you have to know that things like that could and will happen eventually in your career. Like, it might just happen at Death’s Desire so just keep an open mind. Now, I am not telling you to lose focus on the main goal which is defeating the Asswipe Obscene. But don’t get caught off guard, that’s all I am trying to say.
Kid nods, he then walks over to Kimberly. He then stands behind her as he starts rub her shoulders.
Kid: I promise that I will be ready for Obscene and other shenanigans he has in store for me. If you of course promise me that you will not try to save my ass anymore in that ring ok?
Kimberly laughs as Kid continues to rub her shoulders.
Kimberly: Agreed. Now, go back out there on the set and finish that episode ok? I’ll be right here waiting for you.
Kid stops rubbing Kimberly’s shoulders he then bends over to kiss Kimberly they smooch for a brief second then Kid heads out the door. Kimberly has a smile on her face as Kid leaves the trailer.
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