So my night...

[ohyoudidntknow]

In case JJ deletes it off UWL....

Was fucking awesome.....drunk as fuck is always a plus but getting this chick I just met tonight to not only give me a handjob while we were at the table with everyone at the bar but also to blow me when we got outside....fucking golden. Then we went to my car and had some more fun till the cops showed up and were shining lights and made us fucking leave. Had to pass a sobriety test though which was kind of bullshit cause I wasn't driving when they pulled that card....fuckin twats. Then as we were leavin there was a fight at the bar over the Hawks losing and some dude in a Preds jersey got FUCKED UP and borderline curbstomped, I took off as the ambulance showed up and the cops were asking questions so I was like "peace out yall". As I pulled out the car behind me got fucking throttle T-boned by another car in the wrong lane. Fucking crazy ass night that no one would believe right? So I guess this is what it's like to be a fucking bitch ass Canadian twat....who knew?

PS: I am drunk and it was good times and I promised I'd post this for some of yous ;D . 90% of this story might not be true but ask tomorrow if you're interested. kthxbi. <3 all

[obi]

So basically what your saying is, you're the type of guy who all parents hope their daughter brings home?

[Delikado/J-Noble]

Sounds like a nice Disney family story in every sense of the word.

[Kid Flanagan]

Fucking Bitch ass Canadian twat!?

Did you just call out all the Canadians?

I am heart broken Jimbo, just heartbroken!

[ohyoudidntknow]

No Flappah just one in particular that makes up grandiose stories to get attention.

[Kid Flanagan]

Oh ok....

Hey I remember this one time I got really really drunk, like so drunk I think I might have to make up most of this story cause that is how drunk i was...Anyhow so like I am at this Strip club, with my girlfriend...Well actually she isnt techinically my girlfriend but well for that night she was for a nice grand...Any hoot we are watching the nice women put on a good show with their hooters N monkeys when this girlfriend I paid a grand for starts giviing me awesome head, I was like a Wow WHEEE! I must have said it real loud or something cause bouncers came over to investigate. They then tell me I must leave but the slut can stay, I says "Pardon me" then they repeat themseleves I says "Fuck you!" Then they try to attack me but I then transform into Chuck Norris and kick their fucking asses all over the strip club. After kicking their asses and throwing them out of the club, the owner of the club asks me if I want their job, I says i will take the job on one condition. He says I know what your going to say and yes you can fuck all the strippers. I shake my head no and say "No, I dont want them, I have my whore right here...But my condition is I want a pineapple and a penguin in my bouncer office every night." He agrees, I then become a bouncer of the strip club.

PS: 95% of that story is probably not true but yeah I am sober so wait until i am drunk then hit me up on MSN for more details.... ;D

[ohyoudidntknow]

This is also more believable than the one posted on UWL last week....

[Kid Flanagan]

Well cause it's true ask Josh, he wasnt there but he can say he was....

[ohyoudidntknow]

XD