Post by Kid Flanagan on Dec 18, 2010 12:54:49 GMT -5
The Following is Based on True events happened to a friend of mine, poor bastard.
Hello, my name is Kid Polygon. I am a twenty year old young man who was living life to the fullest with the love of my life right along my side. Oh yes, my lovely Yvonne was my soul mate. We had been connected to each other ever since first grade, when I give Yvonne my peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich. Since then we were inseparable. However, six months ago my Lovely Yvonne broke the news that she was tired of me that she had moved on with a older man that could satisfy all her needs. I was heart broken, I couldn’t cope for days, for weeks. But then my best friend Carl tells me that I should forget the bitch that I should start dating again. I said I couldn’t, that I just didn’t have what it took to go to a bar and pick up a woman. He said that I didn’t have to that the world of dating had involved that I could just pick up some horny broad on the internet.
I laughed at the idea at first but with all the ads on the TV about online dating I thought what the hell. I thought if Yvonne had somebody that I shall have somebody too. So, online dating it was. It didn’t even take long to have someone take the bait either as minutes of posting my picture on some site some young woman from the city wanted to know if I be interested in exchanging cell phone numbers. I thought what the hell. Well, we texted each other for a good week or so getting to know each other I guess via text messaging. We had never talked about meeting each other yet, I didn’t think I was ready to meet her yet. But then one day I read an text from her that made me raise a eyebrow. The text message read “Kid, I think….I love you.”
This took me off guard, like how the hell is it possible for this woman to love me when we haven’t even met each other yet, hell we haven’t even had a proper phone conversation yet. The whole scenario threw me off that all I could come up with a response to her text was “K”. She instantly responded back with “Well, how you feel about that”. What the hell was I suppose to feel, I hadn’t met the chick yet and well sure was cute but she definitely wasn’t an Yvonne. I felt guilty though like I think it was that I felt sorry for this woman or maybe it was that I seen a opportunity to finally get my cock into some pussy again. I don’t maybe it was a mixture of both but I replied to her message with “I think I love you too.” Awww Great, this is when shit got moving.
It took a day before the woman whose name is Katy texts me with “We should meet”. Well a day after getting directions to her place, I balled up and drove to her place. We spent the whole weekend together. She was…Well, how do I say this, ok she was dumb, like real dumb like real simple like. She was nothing like Yvonne but for some reason even though I knew I didn’t want Katy to be the woman in my life forever I stayed in her house all the weekend hoping to at least get something worth the price of listening to dumb blabber mouth. However, to no avail this Katy woman was not a sexual predator she didn’t want my cock even though this bitch teased me all weekend as she talked about sex and how she hadn’t had it in long time she wouldn’t open her legs or even her mouth….Hell, not even her hand for my cock to be pleasured.
So, after that weekend I told the whole weekend events to my best friend Carl who said that Katy sounded like a serial killer who draws her guys by texting them with “I think I love you” and other shit so the guy thinks he has found a easy A, but really all he has found is a woman praying on horny vulnerable men. I tell my buddy Carl to fuck off but he says “Dude, trust me watch out. Cause if you don’t you’ll end up in a dryer in little pieces.” I laughed at his remarks, like that would happen I said to myself.
So, me and Katy kept hanging out with each other for a few weekends in a row until the big weekend happened. Katy greeted me this weekend in sexy lingerie, she then pushed me upon her bed she then asks me this question “Kid, do you love me?”. I was in the moment, like I was going to get laid so I nodded she smiled at me. Then she said the scariest thing she said “Would you die for me?”. I shook my head no as I looked at her all confused like. She then said “oh come on Kid, If I let you pound my pussy all night long would you then die for me?”. I then smiled at her as the thought of answering this question to her liking was guaranteed to get me some POOTANG! So, I said FUCK YES! I then made a huge mistake I tried to grab her ass, she moved back then slapped my face. I then tried to react to that but it was too late. She was already for this moment she had everything in place for her needs it didn’t matter how fast I could react as when I attempted to get to my feet she zapped me with a taser gun then I was out like a light.
As I look at my dead self in the dryer, I think maybe I should have listen to the advice of my best friend Carl. This whole being sliced into a dryer thing could have been prevented….Damn Internet Dating…It`s a KILLER!
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Winter Warfare was just two days away, Kid Flanagan who was facing his toughest challenge to date was not focusing on defending his syndicated championship against Obscene and The Legend. No, Kid Flanagan wasn’t thinking about squaring off against these two competitors, not yet anyways. Kid Flanagan had found himself in a different predicament that he needed to focus in on. This situation that he was about to enter was one that he couldn’t predict or control, all he could do was make sure he didn’t make the situation worse.
Kid Flanagan and his girlfriend/manager Kimberly are seen in a red Volkswagen. Kimberly is driving it, she slowly pulls into a driveway where the mailbox reads “Flanagan residence”. Kimberly then puts the car in park. Kimberly and Kid then look at each other before getting out of the car. Kid looks really nervous as a grin starts to grow on Kimberly’s face.
Kimberly: Shouldn’t I be the one that is nervous has this is the first time I am meeting your mother and your four sisters?
Kid shakes his head no, as he stares at the front door of the house. He then turns his head to look at his woman.
Kid: I am nervous because I have no idea how they are going to react…..
Kimberly quickly cuts Kid off. As, her face begins to turn red.
Kimberly: You don’t think they will like me?
Kid: Oh they will like you. Hell, they will love you!
Kimberly smiles but is a little confused on what else could the family react strangely too, what was Kid talking about. But before she could ask Kid, Kid makes his way out of the car as he sees one of his sisters at the doorway waving them to the house. They get out of the car. Kid then looks at Kimberly.
Kid: I hope they didn’t watch the last Oblivion.
They then make their way to the house, they are then welcomed into the house by Kid’s four sisters who are all wearing customized t-shirts. His blonde sister is wearing an “The Krieg are like a giant foreskin that needs to be CUT!”. The Brunette sister’s shirt then says “Eric Wiltz is a Pansy ass Liar”. The Purple Hair and Pink hair sisters both have t-shirts that read “Kid Flanagan is gonna Futt up Obscene and The Other Guy WHEEE!”.Kid and Kimberly both read all the t-shirts they smile at each other after reading all of them. The sisters don’t say anything to the couple though until Mother Flanagan appears in the entrance way.
Mother Flanagan: KIMBERLY!
Mother Flanagan rushes towards Kimberly, the two then embrace in a hug. Kimberly glances at Kid who just shrugs. Mother Flanagan then lets go of Kimberly she then grabs Kid’s hand and escorts him to the living room as she does she turns around to look at her four daughters and Kimberly.
Mother Flanagan: Girls, show Kimberly around the place. Me and your little brother need to talk.
The five women then disappear upstairs as Kid and his mother sit down on a polka dot sofa. Mother Flanagan as a “Don’t mess with me” Look on her face as Kid has a terrified look on his face, like he is going to be sentence to a spanking or something. Which isn’t going to happen, well something like that might happen if this was an Obscene promo….Anyhow…
Mother Flanagan: Kid, we need to talk about your new habit.
Kid rubs his left eye with his left hand as he then begins to play dumb like he doesn’t know what his mother could be talking about as he shrugs his shoulders. Mother Flanagan quickly shows her frustrations of Kid playing dumb as she points her right index finger at Kid.
Mother Flanagan: Look here Kidster! Don’t shrug your shoulders at me like you don’t know what I am talking about! You know that I watch all your wrestling matches, that I have people keep tabs on you at all times! I know that after you retained that wrestling title against Obscene at Death’s Desire that you became an animal!
Kid face goes white as he realizes that his last month or so of running around KoP as Kid Panda didn’t go unnoticed. Especially to the person that he wish didn’t notice his little Kid Panda Parade. Mother Flanagan then crosses her arms waiting for Kid to confess but Kid remains silent not knowing what to say to his mother to define why he did what he did.
Mother Flanagan: No response!? No excuses on why you took that big win against Obscene to your head that you started becoming a little boozer dressed in a Panda suit!?
Kid realizes he must say something to defend himself so he is about to open his mouth when his mother grabs a hold of his lips to keep him silent.
Mother Flanagan: No, I don’t need to know from you why you grew an ego because I know why! You are your father’s son after all. You know the success he had in life went to his head right? You know that his rise to fame, the huge ego that was born in him with that fame was what kill your father, you know this right?
Mother Flanagan then looks go of her grip on Kid’s lips. Kid just nods his head.
Kid: Yes.
Mother Flanagan then grabs Kid’s hands.
Mother Flanagan: it almost killed me, when I seen that you began to drink after your first defence against Obscene. I, however kept silent thinking that you had Kimberly to keep you grounded. However, I cant keep silent anymore as even though you are sober going into this triple threat match against Obscene and The Legend. Who is to say that after you beat them that you just celebrate the way you did when you beat Obscene at Death’s desire. Who is to say that you take the celebrating up a notch this time, you not only get intoxicated and dress in a panda suit but you get behind a vehicle while intoxicated in a panda suit.
Mother Flanagan’s eyes begin to tear up as her grip on Kid’s hands begin to tighten as it does Kid’s face indicates such is happening.
Mother Flanagan: I am not going to let any of this happen though. As, from this moment on me and your sisters will be travelling with you and Kimberly. So, when you beat Obscene and The Legend at Winter Warfare to retain your title that you will not celebrate with peeps in the back with booze but you will celebrate with your girlfriend and your family drinking non alcoholic beverages like grapefruit juice and Apple Juice.
Kid shows his dislike for the idea of his mother and sisters tagging along in his wrestling journey but he smiles at the idea of celebrating his future victory against Obscene and The Legend by drinking Grapefruit and Apple Juice. Mother Flanagan sees the smile, she shakes her head at Kid in disapproval.
Mother Flanagan: This is no moment to smile at Kid! This is what makes you vulnerable KID! You don’t take any thing serious! You always find an way to smile at any scenario which is usually a good thing but in this scenario Kid, it isn’t! You must realized that you must control your ego, you must make in non-existent. You must become a total professional like a Zachary Levi or a Georges St. Pierre. Those two professionals are great at what they do like you are at what you do, but they keep themselves in check. By that I mean you will never hear anybody say that these two take their success to their heads. You always hear the total opposite like for instance GSP never acts out of whack after every time he retains his UFC title, no he keeps cool always respectful to his dismantle opponent always congratulating for their losing efforts. He doesn’t show bout or taunt his downed opponents he is the perfect gentleman. This is what I want you, Kid Flanagan the Syndicated Champion of KoP to be.
As she says this, she let’s go of Kid’s hands and rubs her eyes as her daughters and Kimberly come walking into the living room. They all gather around the sofa as Kimberly sits on Kid’s lap. Mother Flanagan smiles at Kimberly.
Mother Flanagan: Kimberly, Your such a gorgeous woman. I have one question for you though.
Mother Flanagan pauses as Kimberly slightly turns to look at Kid to maybe get a quick heads up on what the question could be but all Kid could give Kimberly was an puzzled look as he didn’t even know what the question could be. Kimberly then brings her full attention back to Mather Flanagan.
Kimberly: Ok.
Kimberly says “Ok” with fear in your voice as even though she thinks she had made an great first impression on Kid’s four sisters. All would be no good if she didn’t go over good in the eyes of Mother Flanagan who was smiling at Kimberly. Mother Flanagan knew Kimberly looked scared of what the question could be. So, she couldn’t let her wait any longer.
Mother Flanagan: How does a gorgeous woman like yourself end up sitting on the lap of something like that?
Everyone in the room but Kid laughs, as he has an embarrassed look on his face. Kimberly though quickly heals his embarrassment with a quick kiss to the lips. She then turns back her attentions to Mother Flanagan and her daughters.
Kimberly: Well, it’s simple it only took a empty motel room and three grand to make me drop into the lap of this something here.
The room goes silent as everyone looks at Mother Flanagan with anticipation. At first she looks like she is upset with Kimberly’s answer but then she begins to laugh her ass of at Kimberly’s response to her question. The whole room then begin to laugh with Mother Flanagan, then Mother Flanagan grabs a hold of Kimberly’s hand. The laughter turns into silence as Mother Flanagan and Kimberly stare into each other’s soul for a brief second before a word is said.
Mother Flanagan: Oh, Kimberly. Kid is so lucky to have found such a gorgeous woman with a great sense of humour to boot. I definitely think your more then three grand though.
Everyone smiles at mother Flanagan’s last comment.
Mother Flanagan: Oh also Kimberly I have told Kid about your idea of having us accompanying you two for a while.
After hearing this Kid let’s out a loud sigh as Kimberly turns to him.
Kimberly: I didn’t know what to do Kid. You were acting like Humpty Dumpty on a wall and you were about to fall off the wall, which I didn’t want to happen as there be no chance of putting you back together.
Kid wants to respond to her but he keeps quiet as this isn’t the time to argue as he is outnumbered and doesn’t fell like getting chewed out by five women that are waiting for him to put up a fight. He just remains silent and nods his head to agree with her. Mother Flanagan sees this.
Mother Flanagan: You all know that it seems Kid is very silent today, trying to stay away from conflict. I like it as I think he is building up his aggression for Obscene and The Legend. I just hope The Krieg don’t make this match their business. As, those giants almost killed our precious Kid last week! Which I cant stand to see, so Kid!
Mother Flanagan pauses as she does Kimberly leaps off Kid’s lap so Mother Flanagan can lock eyes with her only son.
Kid: Yes, mother?
Mother Flanagan: I want you to call out The Krieg!
Kid tries to say something, but Mother Flanagan cuts him off.
Mother Flanagan: I want you to CUT them like there were a giant FORESKIN! Remove the giant FORESKIN from KoP, Kid!
Everyone starts to Chant “CUT THE GIANT FORESKIN”. Kid just rubs his forehead with his left hand then he stands up from the sofa to stand by his girlfriend. Everyone becomes silent waiting for Kid to address them.
Kid: You know your right, I must make it my Syndicated duty to remove the Giant Foreskin from KoP. However, my first duty as Syndicate Champion of KoP is to retain my title at Winter Warfare against The Legend and my biggest arch rival….OBSCENE!
Kid then pauses as he sees everyone liking his motivation.
Kid: I know that my actions in and out of the wrestling ring have been unquestionably retarded but it was something that I think I had to go through to make me stronger as a wrestler and as a person in general. Coming into Winter Warfare, Obscene has finally played his last mind game card on me. Letting me finally see he is all about taking the my title away from me. He doesn’t want to be my friend before or after this match he just wants to be the victor and take the title away from me. I understand this, I accept Obscene for who he really is. Which is somebody that will never ever beat I, Kid Flanagan in a match for my Syndicate Championship. I have already proven I can beat him one on one. Sure, this time I have an extra obstacle in the way which The Legend. But, it doesn’t matter The Legend has been nothing like a legend in his time in KoP he hasn’t did anything to prove he is in the same league as me or hell even my biggest rival in KoP OBSCENE!
Kid’s family and Girlfriend begin to chant “KID FLANAGAN RULES!”. Kid smiles but then Mother Flanagan signals everyone to be silent as she believes her son has more to get off his chest. As, the room becomes silent Kid continues.
Kid: This match might be a triple threat match but everyone knows this match is going to be me and Obscene trying to find a solution to our bitter war. I cant see anyway that this match wont end any different then what my match at Death;s Desires did. Where I deny Obscene’s waist access to my title. Sure, we I wont forget about the third party in this match. I might still be a rookie but I have learned that never count anyone out even if they seem to be out. Like in reality, where the impossible happens, like no one ever thought 9/11 would ever happen. Sure, you see something like that in a movie but to see come to live in reality, it was unreal. I know comparing the 9/11 events to The Legend is…..
Kid is then interrupted by his pink hair sister.
Pink Hair sister: Reno 911 Miami, The Legend was in that movie!
She then runs out of the room as everyone as blank looks on there face, she then comes back in the room with her laptop as she tries to get everyone to look at the laptop, everyone begins to leave the room.
Pink Hair Sister: Where everyone going? Doesn’t anyone want to see The Legend Blow up into little pieces!?
Hello, my name is Kid Polygon. I am a twenty year old young man who was living life to the fullest with the love of my life right along my side. Oh yes, my lovely Yvonne was my soul mate. We had been connected to each other ever since first grade, when I give Yvonne my peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich. Since then we were inseparable. However, six months ago my Lovely Yvonne broke the news that she was tired of me that she had moved on with a older man that could satisfy all her needs. I was heart broken, I couldn’t cope for days, for weeks. But then my best friend Carl tells me that I should forget the bitch that I should start dating again. I said I couldn’t, that I just didn’t have what it took to go to a bar and pick up a woman. He said that I didn’t have to that the world of dating had involved that I could just pick up some horny broad on the internet.
I laughed at the idea at first but with all the ads on the TV about online dating I thought what the hell. I thought if Yvonne had somebody that I shall have somebody too. So, online dating it was. It didn’t even take long to have someone take the bait either as minutes of posting my picture on some site some young woman from the city wanted to know if I be interested in exchanging cell phone numbers. I thought what the hell. Well, we texted each other for a good week or so getting to know each other I guess via text messaging. We had never talked about meeting each other yet, I didn’t think I was ready to meet her yet. But then one day I read an text from her that made me raise a eyebrow. The text message read “Kid, I think….I love you.”
This took me off guard, like how the hell is it possible for this woman to love me when we haven’t even met each other yet, hell we haven’t even had a proper phone conversation yet. The whole scenario threw me off that all I could come up with a response to her text was “K”. She instantly responded back with “Well, how you feel about that”. What the hell was I suppose to feel, I hadn’t met the chick yet and well sure was cute but she definitely wasn’t an Yvonne. I felt guilty though like I think it was that I felt sorry for this woman or maybe it was that I seen a opportunity to finally get my cock into some pussy again. I don’t maybe it was a mixture of both but I replied to her message with “I think I love you too.” Awww Great, this is when shit got moving.
It took a day before the woman whose name is Katy texts me with “We should meet”. Well a day after getting directions to her place, I balled up and drove to her place. We spent the whole weekend together. She was…Well, how do I say this, ok she was dumb, like real dumb like real simple like. She was nothing like Yvonne but for some reason even though I knew I didn’t want Katy to be the woman in my life forever I stayed in her house all the weekend hoping to at least get something worth the price of listening to dumb blabber mouth. However, to no avail this Katy woman was not a sexual predator she didn’t want my cock even though this bitch teased me all weekend as she talked about sex and how she hadn’t had it in long time she wouldn’t open her legs or even her mouth….Hell, not even her hand for my cock to be pleasured.
So, after that weekend I told the whole weekend events to my best friend Carl who said that Katy sounded like a serial killer who draws her guys by texting them with “I think I love you” and other shit so the guy thinks he has found a easy A, but really all he has found is a woman praying on horny vulnerable men. I tell my buddy Carl to fuck off but he says “Dude, trust me watch out. Cause if you don’t you’ll end up in a dryer in little pieces.” I laughed at his remarks, like that would happen I said to myself.
So, me and Katy kept hanging out with each other for a few weekends in a row until the big weekend happened. Katy greeted me this weekend in sexy lingerie, she then pushed me upon her bed she then asks me this question “Kid, do you love me?”. I was in the moment, like I was going to get laid so I nodded she smiled at me. Then she said the scariest thing she said “Would you die for me?”. I shook my head no as I looked at her all confused like. She then said “oh come on Kid, If I let you pound my pussy all night long would you then die for me?”. I then smiled at her as the thought of answering this question to her liking was guaranteed to get me some POOTANG! So, I said FUCK YES! I then made a huge mistake I tried to grab her ass, she moved back then slapped my face. I then tried to react to that but it was too late. She was already for this moment she had everything in place for her needs it didn’t matter how fast I could react as when I attempted to get to my feet she zapped me with a taser gun then I was out like a light.
As I look at my dead self in the dryer, I think maybe I should have listen to the advice of my best friend Carl. This whole being sliced into a dryer thing could have been prevented….Damn Internet Dating…It`s a KILLER!
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Winter Warfare was just two days away, Kid Flanagan who was facing his toughest challenge to date was not focusing on defending his syndicated championship against Obscene and The Legend. No, Kid Flanagan wasn’t thinking about squaring off against these two competitors, not yet anyways. Kid Flanagan had found himself in a different predicament that he needed to focus in on. This situation that he was about to enter was one that he couldn’t predict or control, all he could do was make sure he didn’t make the situation worse.
Kid Flanagan and his girlfriend/manager Kimberly are seen in a red Volkswagen. Kimberly is driving it, she slowly pulls into a driveway where the mailbox reads “Flanagan residence”. Kimberly then puts the car in park. Kimberly and Kid then look at each other before getting out of the car. Kid looks really nervous as a grin starts to grow on Kimberly’s face.
Kimberly: Shouldn’t I be the one that is nervous has this is the first time I am meeting your mother and your four sisters?
Kid shakes his head no, as he stares at the front door of the house. He then turns his head to look at his woman.
Kid: I am nervous because I have no idea how they are going to react…..
Kimberly quickly cuts Kid off. As, her face begins to turn red.
Kimberly: You don’t think they will like me?
Kid: Oh they will like you. Hell, they will love you!
Kimberly smiles but is a little confused on what else could the family react strangely too, what was Kid talking about. But before she could ask Kid, Kid makes his way out of the car as he sees one of his sisters at the doorway waving them to the house. They get out of the car. Kid then looks at Kimberly.
Kid: I hope they didn’t watch the last Oblivion.
They then make their way to the house, they are then welcomed into the house by Kid’s four sisters who are all wearing customized t-shirts. His blonde sister is wearing an “The Krieg are like a giant foreskin that needs to be CUT!”. The Brunette sister’s shirt then says “Eric Wiltz is a Pansy ass Liar”. The Purple Hair and Pink hair sisters both have t-shirts that read “Kid Flanagan is gonna Futt up Obscene and The Other Guy WHEEE!”.Kid and Kimberly both read all the t-shirts they smile at each other after reading all of them. The sisters don’t say anything to the couple though until Mother Flanagan appears in the entrance way.
Mother Flanagan: KIMBERLY!
Mother Flanagan rushes towards Kimberly, the two then embrace in a hug. Kimberly glances at Kid who just shrugs. Mother Flanagan then lets go of Kimberly she then grabs Kid’s hand and escorts him to the living room as she does she turns around to look at her four daughters and Kimberly.
Mother Flanagan: Girls, show Kimberly around the place. Me and your little brother need to talk.
The five women then disappear upstairs as Kid and his mother sit down on a polka dot sofa. Mother Flanagan as a “Don’t mess with me” Look on her face as Kid has a terrified look on his face, like he is going to be sentence to a spanking or something. Which isn’t going to happen, well something like that might happen if this was an Obscene promo….Anyhow…
Mother Flanagan: Kid, we need to talk about your new habit.
Kid rubs his left eye with his left hand as he then begins to play dumb like he doesn’t know what his mother could be talking about as he shrugs his shoulders. Mother Flanagan quickly shows her frustrations of Kid playing dumb as she points her right index finger at Kid.
Mother Flanagan: Look here Kidster! Don’t shrug your shoulders at me like you don’t know what I am talking about! You know that I watch all your wrestling matches, that I have people keep tabs on you at all times! I know that after you retained that wrestling title against Obscene at Death’s Desire that you became an animal!
Kid face goes white as he realizes that his last month or so of running around KoP as Kid Panda didn’t go unnoticed. Especially to the person that he wish didn’t notice his little Kid Panda Parade. Mother Flanagan then crosses her arms waiting for Kid to confess but Kid remains silent not knowing what to say to his mother to define why he did what he did.
Mother Flanagan: No response!? No excuses on why you took that big win against Obscene to your head that you started becoming a little boozer dressed in a Panda suit!?
Kid realizes he must say something to defend himself so he is about to open his mouth when his mother grabs a hold of his lips to keep him silent.
Mother Flanagan: No, I don’t need to know from you why you grew an ego because I know why! You are your father’s son after all. You know the success he had in life went to his head right? You know that his rise to fame, the huge ego that was born in him with that fame was what kill your father, you know this right?
Mother Flanagan then looks go of her grip on Kid’s lips. Kid just nods his head.
Kid: Yes.
Mother Flanagan then grabs Kid’s hands.
Mother Flanagan: it almost killed me, when I seen that you began to drink after your first defence against Obscene. I, however kept silent thinking that you had Kimberly to keep you grounded. However, I cant keep silent anymore as even though you are sober going into this triple threat match against Obscene and The Legend. Who is to say that after you beat them that you just celebrate the way you did when you beat Obscene at Death’s desire. Who is to say that you take the celebrating up a notch this time, you not only get intoxicated and dress in a panda suit but you get behind a vehicle while intoxicated in a panda suit.
Mother Flanagan’s eyes begin to tear up as her grip on Kid’s hands begin to tighten as it does Kid’s face indicates such is happening.
Mother Flanagan: I am not going to let any of this happen though. As, from this moment on me and your sisters will be travelling with you and Kimberly. So, when you beat Obscene and The Legend at Winter Warfare to retain your title that you will not celebrate with peeps in the back with booze but you will celebrate with your girlfriend and your family drinking non alcoholic beverages like grapefruit juice and Apple Juice.
Kid shows his dislike for the idea of his mother and sisters tagging along in his wrestling journey but he smiles at the idea of celebrating his future victory against Obscene and The Legend by drinking Grapefruit and Apple Juice. Mother Flanagan sees the smile, she shakes her head at Kid in disapproval.
Mother Flanagan: This is no moment to smile at Kid! This is what makes you vulnerable KID! You don’t take any thing serious! You always find an way to smile at any scenario which is usually a good thing but in this scenario Kid, it isn’t! You must realized that you must control your ego, you must make in non-existent. You must become a total professional like a Zachary Levi or a Georges St. Pierre. Those two professionals are great at what they do like you are at what you do, but they keep themselves in check. By that I mean you will never hear anybody say that these two take their success to their heads. You always hear the total opposite like for instance GSP never acts out of whack after every time he retains his UFC title, no he keeps cool always respectful to his dismantle opponent always congratulating for their losing efforts. He doesn’t show bout or taunt his downed opponents he is the perfect gentleman. This is what I want you, Kid Flanagan the Syndicated Champion of KoP to be.
As she says this, she let’s go of Kid’s hands and rubs her eyes as her daughters and Kimberly come walking into the living room. They all gather around the sofa as Kimberly sits on Kid’s lap. Mother Flanagan smiles at Kimberly.
Mother Flanagan: Kimberly, Your such a gorgeous woman. I have one question for you though.
Mother Flanagan pauses as Kimberly slightly turns to look at Kid to maybe get a quick heads up on what the question could be but all Kid could give Kimberly was an puzzled look as he didn’t even know what the question could be. Kimberly then brings her full attention back to Mather Flanagan.
Kimberly: Ok.
Kimberly says “Ok” with fear in your voice as even though she thinks she had made an great first impression on Kid’s four sisters. All would be no good if she didn’t go over good in the eyes of Mother Flanagan who was smiling at Kimberly. Mother Flanagan knew Kimberly looked scared of what the question could be. So, she couldn’t let her wait any longer.
Mother Flanagan: How does a gorgeous woman like yourself end up sitting on the lap of something like that?
Everyone in the room but Kid laughs, as he has an embarrassed look on his face. Kimberly though quickly heals his embarrassment with a quick kiss to the lips. She then turns back her attentions to Mother Flanagan and her daughters.
Kimberly: Well, it’s simple it only took a empty motel room and three grand to make me drop into the lap of this something here.
The room goes silent as everyone looks at Mother Flanagan with anticipation. At first she looks like she is upset with Kimberly’s answer but then she begins to laugh her ass of at Kimberly’s response to her question. The whole room then begin to laugh with Mother Flanagan, then Mother Flanagan grabs a hold of Kimberly’s hand. The laughter turns into silence as Mother Flanagan and Kimberly stare into each other’s soul for a brief second before a word is said.
Mother Flanagan: Oh, Kimberly. Kid is so lucky to have found such a gorgeous woman with a great sense of humour to boot. I definitely think your more then three grand though.
Everyone smiles at mother Flanagan’s last comment.
Mother Flanagan: Oh also Kimberly I have told Kid about your idea of having us accompanying you two for a while.
After hearing this Kid let’s out a loud sigh as Kimberly turns to him.
Kimberly: I didn’t know what to do Kid. You were acting like Humpty Dumpty on a wall and you were about to fall off the wall, which I didn’t want to happen as there be no chance of putting you back together.
Kid wants to respond to her but he keeps quiet as this isn’t the time to argue as he is outnumbered and doesn’t fell like getting chewed out by five women that are waiting for him to put up a fight. He just remains silent and nods his head to agree with her. Mother Flanagan sees this.
Mother Flanagan: You all know that it seems Kid is very silent today, trying to stay away from conflict. I like it as I think he is building up his aggression for Obscene and The Legend. I just hope The Krieg don’t make this match their business. As, those giants almost killed our precious Kid last week! Which I cant stand to see, so Kid!
Mother Flanagan pauses as she does Kimberly leaps off Kid’s lap so Mother Flanagan can lock eyes with her only son.
Kid: Yes, mother?
Mother Flanagan: I want you to call out The Krieg!
Kid tries to say something, but Mother Flanagan cuts him off.
Mother Flanagan: I want you to CUT them like there were a giant FORESKIN! Remove the giant FORESKIN from KoP, Kid!
Everyone starts to Chant “CUT THE GIANT FORESKIN”. Kid just rubs his forehead with his left hand then he stands up from the sofa to stand by his girlfriend. Everyone becomes silent waiting for Kid to address them.
Kid: You know your right, I must make it my Syndicated duty to remove the Giant Foreskin from KoP. However, my first duty as Syndicate Champion of KoP is to retain my title at Winter Warfare against The Legend and my biggest arch rival….OBSCENE!
Kid then pauses as he sees everyone liking his motivation.
Kid: I know that my actions in and out of the wrestling ring have been unquestionably retarded but it was something that I think I had to go through to make me stronger as a wrestler and as a person in general. Coming into Winter Warfare, Obscene has finally played his last mind game card on me. Letting me finally see he is all about taking the my title away from me. He doesn’t want to be my friend before or after this match he just wants to be the victor and take the title away from me. I understand this, I accept Obscene for who he really is. Which is somebody that will never ever beat I, Kid Flanagan in a match for my Syndicate Championship. I have already proven I can beat him one on one. Sure, this time I have an extra obstacle in the way which The Legend. But, it doesn’t matter The Legend has been nothing like a legend in his time in KoP he hasn’t did anything to prove he is in the same league as me or hell even my biggest rival in KoP OBSCENE!
Kid’s family and Girlfriend begin to chant “KID FLANAGAN RULES!”. Kid smiles but then Mother Flanagan signals everyone to be silent as she believes her son has more to get off his chest. As, the room becomes silent Kid continues.
Kid: This match might be a triple threat match but everyone knows this match is going to be me and Obscene trying to find a solution to our bitter war. I cant see anyway that this match wont end any different then what my match at Death;s Desires did. Where I deny Obscene’s waist access to my title. Sure, we I wont forget about the third party in this match. I might still be a rookie but I have learned that never count anyone out even if they seem to be out. Like in reality, where the impossible happens, like no one ever thought 9/11 would ever happen. Sure, you see something like that in a movie but to see come to live in reality, it was unreal. I know comparing the 9/11 events to The Legend is…..
Kid is then interrupted by his pink hair sister.
Pink Hair sister: Reno 911 Miami, The Legend was in that movie!
She then runs out of the room as everyone as blank looks on there face, she then comes back in the room with her laptop as she tries to get everyone to look at the laptop, everyone begins to leave the room.
Pink Hair Sister: Where everyone going? Doesn’t anyone want to see The Legend Blow up into little pieces!?
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