Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Jan 29, 2011 17:39:53 GMT -5
We open up in the cliCK's locker room to find all four of them sitting in a line. As we pan across we see that Bob and Ken are both sitting there with scowls on their faces whilst they put ice packs on their baattle wounds.
Chris: Wasn't CK so awesome! Man. I wish I could be him.
Bob: Don't you like pretend to be him on some days?
Chris: There's nothing wrong with joining real wrestler e-feds as the best real wrestler in the WORLD, sahn. You got that?
Bob: Course.
Ken: God forbid a laddie wants to come down to the ring to save his mate from a beating without getting attacked himself, eh.
Chris: Calm down, m8. Just think. You're in the record books now! CK's 5 defence day. Beating: JDP, JDP, Bob, Ken and Chris. You should feel honoured!
Ken: CK can suck my sweaty balls.
Chris: U WOT?!
Chris jumps to his feet and pulls out a plastic knife.
Chris: I'LL FAHKIN SLASH YOU M8. TAKE THAT BACK.
Ken: ffs, Chris. Calm down.
Bob: Yeah, hush up.
Chris: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DAHN! LAST PERSON WHO SAID THAT I--
Bob smashes a random frying pan over the back of Chris' skull and he collapses to the floor KOed.
Bob: I told him he should hush up.
Ken: What about you John. You've been awfully quiet over there.
We pan over to John who has a massive grin over his face. Rather unnervingly the smile looks very unnatural on the lad and he has a vacant expression in his eyes.
Bob: This because of that bird whose joined the roster?
JDP: Nah. Don't you two realise?!
Ken: Realise what, ken?
Bob: You're Ken.
Ken: Oh yeah.
JDP: This week has just proved how much I'm moving up in the world!
Bob: Dude, getting rejected by a girl isn't movin gup in the world.
Ken: Yeah, Bob'd know!
Bob pulls the "rob face".
JDP: No you fools. This week I got not one but TWO KoP Valiant Championship shots! That means management must trust me totally!
Ken: But you lost.
Bob: Yeah. Twice.
JDP: Did Robbie Venom win on his first world title shot?
Bob: Nope.
JDP: Did Jerry McClean?
Alex: Nope.
JDP: What about Kurt Noble?
Kyle: No one cares.
Ken: What about Tiger Claw?
Bob: Tiger Lawl?
JDP: He win a world title?
Bob: He win a title?
Ken: Dunnae.
JDP: But anyway. The point is that it doesn't matter whether I won or not. But the fact that management trusted me enough to give me two title shots, despite Knoble having some druggy related issue against me, means that I'm the next big thing here in KoP! And now I have Chris Williams - so I must be the measuring stick here in KoP too!
Bob: Errrrr...
Ken: I aint sure about that laddie.
Bob: Does that mean that we're moving up in the world too? I mean we got title shots too.
JDP: YES!
Ken: Goody. So what do we get?
JDP: Hmmm. Maybe you're on the verge of being given proffessional wrestling contracts then!
Bob: Oh god. I hope not.
Ken: Nah, Bob. It won't be that bad. Not if the measuring stick here is John.
Bob: Ha, good point!
JDP: You what?
John grabs the frying pan that Bob used on Chris and now smashes it over Bob's head. KOing him too. Ken waits for less than a second before dropping down and putting them in inappropriate positions and taking a multitude of pictures of the duo for later use.
JDP: But seriously, Ken. My career's on the up now! Management have clearly started to trust me and it's my chance to make a name for myself! All I've got to do is beat Chris Williams and everything'll come good.
Ken: Yeah...right...hehe...these are some good pics actually.
JDP: And Williams aint gunna be anything too difficult anyway. I mean everything I know about him is from PWR. And it's impossible that he's any better than he was then! Clinically, gramatically, spiritually, IMPOSSIBLE!
JDP tosses the frying pan into the air as he exclaims and as it lands it hits Ken and KOs him too. John looks down for a moment before putting all three of them in dodgy positions and taking pictures whilst the scene fades out.
Or as CK might say. OOT!
Chris: Wasn't CK so awesome! Man. I wish I could be him.
Bob: Don't you like pretend to be him on some days?
Chris: There's nothing wrong with joining real wrestler e-feds as the best real wrestler in the WORLD, sahn. You got that?
Bob: Course.
Ken: God forbid a laddie wants to come down to the ring to save his mate from a beating without getting attacked himself, eh.
Chris: Calm down, m8. Just think. You're in the record books now! CK's 5 defence day. Beating: JDP, JDP, Bob, Ken and Chris. You should feel honoured!
Ken: CK can suck my sweaty balls.
Chris: U WOT?!
Chris jumps to his feet and pulls out a plastic knife.
Chris: I'LL FAHKIN SLASH YOU M8. TAKE THAT BACK.
Ken: ffs, Chris. Calm down.
Bob: Yeah, hush up.
Chris: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DAHN! LAST PERSON WHO SAID THAT I--
Bob smashes a random frying pan over the back of Chris' skull and he collapses to the floor KOed.
Bob: I told him he should hush up.
Ken: What about you John. You've been awfully quiet over there.
We pan over to John who has a massive grin over his face. Rather unnervingly the smile looks very unnatural on the lad and he has a vacant expression in his eyes.
Bob: This because of that bird whose joined the roster?
JDP: Nah. Don't you two realise?!
Ken: Realise what, ken?
Bob: You're Ken.
Ken: Oh yeah.
JDP: This week has just proved how much I'm moving up in the world!
Bob: Dude, getting rejected by a girl isn't movin gup in the world.
Ken: Yeah, Bob'd know!
Bob pulls the "rob face".
JDP: No you fools. This week I got not one but TWO KoP Valiant Championship shots! That means management must trust me totally!
Ken: But you lost.
Bob: Yeah. Twice.
JDP: Did Robbie Venom win on his first world title shot?
Bob: Nope.
JDP: Did Jerry McClean?
Alex: Nope.
JDP: What about Kurt Noble?
Kyle: No one cares.
Ken: What about Tiger Claw?
Bob: Tiger Lawl?
JDP: He win a world title?
Bob: He win a title?
Ken: Dunnae.
JDP: But anyway. The point is that it doesn't matter whether I won or not. But the fact that management trusted me enough to give me two title shots, despite Knoble having some druggy related issue against me, means that I'm the next big thing here in KoP! And now I have Chris Williams - so I must be the measuring stick here in KoP too!
Bob: Errrrr...
Ken: I aint sure about that laddie.
Bob: Does that mean that we're moving up in the world too? I mean we got title shots too.
JDP: YES!
Ken: Goody. So what do we get?
JDP: Hmmm. Maybe you're on the verge of being given proffessional wrestling contracts then!
Bob: Oh god. I hope not.
Ken: Nah, Bob. It won't be that bad. Not if the measuring stick here is John.
Bob: Ha, good point!
JDP: You what?
John grabs the frying pan that Bob used on Chris and now smashes it over Bob's head. KOing him too. Ken waits for less than a second before dropping down and putting them in inappropriate positions and taking a multitude of pictures of the duo for later use.
JDP: But seriously, Ken. My career's on the up now! Management have clearly started to trust me and it's my chance to make a name for myself! All I've got to do is beat Chris Williams and everything'll come good.
Ken: Yeah...right...hehe...these are some good pics actually.
JDP: And Williams aint gunna be anything too difficult anyway. I mean everything I know about him is from PWR. And it's impossible that he's any better than he was then! Clinically, gramatically, spiritually, IMPOSSIBLE!
JDP tosses the frying pan into the air as he exclaims and as it lands it hits Ken and KOs him too. John looks down for a moment before putting all three of them in dodgy positions and taking pictures whilst the scene fades out.
Or as CK might say. OOT!
