Post by orgelambart on Jan 29, 2011 19:23:57 GMT -5
“I don’t have much time to write this. Every minute I spend typing is another minute these animals have to end my life. My name is Barry, I live in Philadelphia, everything started a few days ago.”
(Two men and a red headed woman splash around the water in Tookany park Philadelphia)
“It was such a wonderful day, Tom and Megan were like siblings to me, we’d done everything with each other since grade school. We even lost our virginities to each other. I would delve further into that situation but Yeager and roofies aren’t why I am typing this.”
(Megan and Tom step out of the water, the pair of completely naked, the sun shines off Megan’s ripped body.)
“I can still remember the beauty Megan had, I can still feel the warmth of her body pressed against mine, but then, these animals came out of no where and took everything from me.”
(From out of the bushes a man dressed in black and white face paint pop’s, he holds a machete in his left hand and a fake dildo in his right hand. He swings the machete and brings it crashing down into Megan’s neck, her head jiggles then flings against a nearby tree. Her naked body twitches as she falls, particular interest is paid to her rather large blood soaked breast.)
“It was sickening, that dirty fucking clown shoved a phallic object into Megan’s neck hole. Once Tom and me realized what happened it was too late. Megan was dead, we both charged that clown fucker and began to beat the living shit out of him”
(The sick clown is on the ground, his face is bloodied, his clothes are covered with gore from the murder. Tom and Barry stand above the clown and continually stomp him. The two men are both naked, their large man meats bounce off the sides of their legs as they stomp.)
“We would have killed that son of a bitch if it wasn’t for that sick whore catching us off guard”
(From out of the bushes pop’s a second clown. She has a pair of garden snipes, she sneakily gets behind Tom and Barry, waiting for the perfect time, she opens the snipes and sends Tom’s manhood plopping to the ground like a Jimmy Dean sausage.)
“I couldn’t believe that shit, that clowny bitch cut off Tom’s cock, luckily for me I was able to avoid being harmed, but I could tell by looking at Tom he was in shock.”
(Tom rolls around on the ground with both hands pressed firmly in his bloodied crotch. The male clown gets to his face and uses his super sized tongue to lick the blood off his face. He beams a large smile at Barry. The female clown picks up the Sausage link that was attached to the front of Tom’s balls, she chuckles then places the rancid meat in her mouth, after chewing the tough meat she swallows down.)
“I turned to run but didn’t get very far, a third man hit with me a belt covered in nails, it hit my face and I really can’t remember much after that, although I can’t feel my face.”
(Adjusting to the darkness Barry comes into view, his face is a bloodied mess, where once his left eye resided is now an empty black hole. His hair has been removed, large oozing wounds are tossed here and there.)
“Hello boys and ghouls, it’s everyone’s favorite super villain Orge Lambart, the story you just saw was complete false, I stuck my big nuts over your face and slogged my warm man juice across the room into a chalkboard.”
(Orge Lambart comes into view, his burnt face covered with a President Obama mask)
“It’s time for a change my fellow Americans, no longer will we live in fear of these terrorist and other offenders against God. Like Obama and his broken campaign promises it’s time for a change in the kingdom of pride, time for a new King to take hold of this bitch, and who better than (Orge looks around) than myself.”
(From off camera comes a voice, which sounds vaguely like S’ven Swanson)
“oh Shut up!”
(Orge reaches up and pulls off the Obama mask he tosses it to the side and strikes a pose)
“Enough of the politics, hell politics are fucking crazy these days, you got bald cock suckers shooting bitches in the face then having that bitch survive like something from call of duty. Hell I tried to become a politician, fuck I wanted to run in Pennsylvania, but the damn Demococks said I didn’t have enough skeletons in my closet. The fucking Repubcocks said I needed to give them tons of Viagra. Unfortunately for your boy, my dick works just fine.”
(S’ven hollers from off camera again)
“Hurry it up Orge, get to the dang point”
(Orge snarls his burnt face)
“Ok, Ok, maybe I should hurry the fuck up, this promo is costing the Kingdom of pride a brick, and with those two cock sucker owners they can’t even afford my salary. I digress though, lets talk about my next challanger, Luke Haven. (Orge shutters in fear) I’m like totally scared of this guy. He’ll probably kick the ever loving shit out of my face and make me even uglier than I already am.”
(Orge glances sarcastically off screen)
“Luke Haven reminds me a lot of Eugene, given he’s retarded as shit and acts like a total fuck tool every time we see him.”
(S’ven yells from off camera once again)
“Watch your fucking mouth, what the hell is this some kind of promotional video for cocks’ r us?”
(Orge raises his hand to his mouth and takes the pose of the thinker)
“Yeah I guess maybe I should watch my mouth. Maybe I’ll take my eyes out for a clearer view (Crickets followed by canned applause) That’s more like it, when the Beastmaster talks you fuckers listen, and listen good. Luke Haven, you are fairly new to the kingdom of pride, so let me be the first to say, don’t get distress when I pin your shoulders to the mat one, two, three, it’ll just be another victim to the Org’ Ra’ Ha’ Ta. I’m sure you’ll do better next week, fuck you can’t do much worse.”
“Hurry it up, we’re running out of time.”
“So to all the boys and ghouls who watch and love me, fuck off bitches, I isn’t no role model mutherphucker, in fact if you think I’m here trying to show you the way to live your life, than you’re a stupid ass, unless you’re one of those ugly trailer trash bitches who wants to feel my twelve inches of rock hard cock meat shoved into their hairy beaver hole. (Orge rolls his eyes) I’m not talking about you Luke Haven, you’re just a fucking noodle, limp wristed faggot. Suck my cock bitch, FUCK YOU!”
(The scene fades to black)
(Two men and a red headed woman splash around the water in Tookany park Philadelphia)
“It was such a wonderful day, Tom and Megan were like siblings to me, we’d done everything with each other since grade school. We even lost our virginities to each other. I would delve further into that situation but Yeager and roofies aren’t why I am typing this.”
(Megan and Tom step out of the water, the pair of completely naked, the sun shines off Megan’s ripped body.)
“I can still remember the beauty Megan had, I can still feel the warmth of her body pressed against mine, but then, these animals came out of no where and took everything from me.”
(From out of the bushes a man dressed in black and white face paint pop’s, he holds a machete in his left hand and a fake dildo in his right hand. He swings the machete and brings it crashing down into Megan’s neck, her head jiggles then flings against a nearby tree. Her naked body twitches as she falls, particular interest is paid to her rather large blood soaked breast.)
“It was sickening, that dirty fucking clown shoved a phallic object into Megan’s neck hole. Once Tom and me realized what happened it was too late. Megan was dead, we both charged that clown fucker and began to beat the living shit out of him”
(The sick clown is on the ground, his face is bloodied, his clothes are covered with gore from the murder. Tom and Barry stand above the clown and continually stomp him. The two men are both naked, their large man meats bounce off the sides of their legs as they stomp.)
“We would have killed that son of a bitch if it wasn’t for that sick whore catching us off guard”
(From out of the bushes pop’s a second clown. She has a pair of garden snipes, she sneakily gets behind Tom and Barry, waiting for the perfect time, she opens the snipes and sends Tom’s manhood plopping to the ground like a Jimmy Dean sausage.)
“I couldn’t believe that shit, that clowny bitch cut off Tom’s cock, luckily for me I was able to avoid being harmed, but I could tell by looking at Tom he was in shock.”
(Tom rolls around on the ground with both hands pressed firmly in his bloodied crotch. The male clown gets to his face and uses his super sized tongue to lick the blood off his face. He beams a large smile at Barry. The female clown picks up the Sausage link that was attached to the front of Tom’s balls, she chuckles then places the rancid meat in her mouth, after chewing the tough meat she swallows down.)
“I turned to run but didn’t get very far, a third man hit with me a belt covered in nails, it hit my face and I really can’t remember much after that, although I can’t feel my face.”
(Adjusting to the darkness Barry comes into view, his face is a bloodied mess, where once his left eye resided is now an empty black hole. His hair has been removed, large oozing wounds are tossed here and there.)
“Hello boys and ghouls, it’s everyone’s favorite super villain Orge Lambart, the story you just saw was complete false, I stuck my big nuts over your face and slogged my warm man juice across the room into a chalkboard.”
(Orge Lambart comes into view, his burnt face covered with a President Obama mask)
“It’s time for a change my fellow Americans, no longer will we live in fear of these terrorist and other offenders against God. Like Obama and his broken campaign promises it’s time for a change in the kingdom of pride, time for a new King to take hold of this bitch, and who better than (Orge looks around) than myself.”
(From off camera comes a voice, which sounds vaguely like S’ven Swanson)
“oh Shut up!”
(Orge reaches up and pulls off the Obama mask he tosses it to the side and strikes a pose)
“Enough of the politics, hell politics are fucking crazy these days, you got bald cock suckers shooting bitches in the face then having that bitch survive like something from call of duty. Hell I tried to become a politician, fuck I wanted to run in Pennsylvania, but the damn Demococks said I didn’t have enough skeletons in my closet. The fucking Repubcocks said I needed to give them tons of Viagra. Unfortunately for your boy, my dick works just fine.”
(S’ven hollers from off camera again)
“Hurry it up Orge, get to the dang point”
(Orge snarls his burnt face)
“Ok, Ok, maybe I should hurry the fuck up, this promo is costing the Kingdom of pride a brick, and with those two cock sucker owners they can’t even afford my salary. I digress though, lets talk about my next challanger, Luke Haven. (Orge shutters in fear) I’m like totally scared of this guy. He’ll probably kick the ever loving shit out of my face and make me even uglier than I already am.”
(Orge glances sarcastically off screen)
“Luke Haven reminds me a lot of Eugene, given he’s retarded as shit and acts like a total fuck tool every time we see him.”
(S’ven yells from off camera once again)
“Watch your fucking mouth, what the hell is this some kind of promotional video for cocks’ r us?”
(Orge raises his hand to his mouth and takes the pose of the thinker)
“Yeah I guess maybe I should watch my mouth. Maybe I’ll take my eyes out for a clearer view (Crickets followed by canned applause) That’s more like it, when the Beastmaster talks you fuckers listen, and listen good. Luke Haven, you are fairly new to the kingdom of pride, so let me be the first to say, don’t get distress when I pin your shoulders to the mat one, two, three, it’ll just be another victim to the Org’ Ra’ Ha’ Ta. I’m sure you’ll do better next week, fuck you can’t do much worse.”
“Hurry it up, we’re running out of time.”
“So to all the boys and ghouls who watch and love me, fuck off bitches, I isn’t no role model mutherphucker, in fact if you think I’m here trying to show you the way to live your life, than you’re a stupid ass, unless you’re one of those ugly trailer trash bitches who wants to feel my twelve inches of rock hard cock meat shoved into their hairy beaver hole. (Orge rolls his eyes) I’m not talking about you Luke Haven, you’re just a fucking noodle, limp wristed faggot. Suck my cock bitch, FUCK YOU!”
(The scene fades to black)