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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Feb 26, 2011 19:37:01 GMT -5
I am here on behalf of my client Christian Kane and you are to be sued for unlawful dismissal. Christian Kane was a hardworking and much beloved member of the Kingdom of Pride community and to remove a figure from their contract - a contract I have worked my way through with a fine tooth comb - you must have due cause. The fact that my client is Cypriot, however, DOES NOT fit under these guidelines. As such we are suing for damages. Mr. Kane will not be returning to Kingdom of Pride after the disrespect he has received at your hands and merely asks that you pay all of the money he would have received for the contract had your honoured it in the way he was willing to in addition to paying for the court procedure that Mr. Kane has had to proceed with for this case. Thank you and good day note: please all remember that this topic is just a bit of patter, eh |
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Feb 26, 2011 19:40:56 GMT -5
Ooh! Ooh! Mr. Lawyer Man, represent me and my stolen identity now! Please! Please! Pleeeeeeeeeease! I has moneyz.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Feb 26, 2011 20:03:31 GMT -5
Christian walked out, and as such, was terminated. Now, go take your lawyer self elsewhere.
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Feb 26, 2011 20:04:42 GMT -5
But, But, But!
Excuse me now whilst I have another meeting with my client.
I shall return.
Thank you and good day.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Feb 26, 2011 20:08:39 GMT -5
I'm your other client. Go after "Pitbull", he's the one you should be after, he did, after all, commit the most heinous crime of all when he murdered Jamal.
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Feb 26, 2011 20:10:37 GMT -5
Having had a word with my client he says  And I quote "BOLLSHIT!" I think you, Mr. Sterling, need to understand the difference between being pushed and being jumped. The constant racist remarks made towards his nationality pushed him over the edge. It was almost enough to make him commit a henious crime of his own. But what my client did, unlike you Mr. Sterling, was crucially within the law. Thus we shall still be suing for damages. Thank you and good day. |
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Feb 26, 2011 20:11:05 GMT -5
Also, proceedings against "Pitbull" are ongoing.
Thank you and good day.
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Feb 26, 2011 20:15:41 GMT -5
I cannot allow you to make such claims, Mr. Lawyer. On behalf of my employers...die.
BANG!!!
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Feb 26, 2011 20:22:32 GMT -5
 Thank god little Johnny did his job to protect me. But now, gentlemen, the gloves are most certainly off. I will not tolerate such attempts on my life and more crucially attempts to prevent my client and the world from receiving the JUSTICE that they deserve. Kingdom of Pride owners I hope you realise the folly in your ways and the police will be in contacy over Johnny's death. Pray to god that you covered the tracks between yourself and your hitman well enough. Thank you and...I can't believe I'm saying this...but I do not wish you a good day at all. |
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Feb 26, 2011 20:22:52 GMT -5
While I am overjoyed to see that a sniper is now attempting to snipe you, I must comment and say that I have nothing to do with the sniping and that it is an act independent of the current case.
As for your client's comments, I issue no comment towards them, rather I'll allow him to continue his "BOLLSHIT" elsewhere.
Now please, if the sniper missed you, go be sniped.
Sincerely,
Mr. Sterling
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Feb 26, 2011 20:25:46 GMT -5
Now please, if the sniper missed you, go be sniped. Sincerely, Mr. Sterling This shall be taken as a public acceptance of having the best motive for the attempt on my life. As such, the police will be in touch. As for the case in hand, I would like to call to the witness stand...the Ghost of Pride's Past... |
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Feb 26, 2011 20:34:54 GMT -5
THIS...is not the Pride of old. THIS...we left behind, that we created. Jeremy Sterling... You... you have doomed this fed into obliteration, a fate it does not deserve after they years given to it... When you killed Christian Kane's soul...it did not die. Rather, it went...to me. To fuel the rage of Pride's past that now comes to claim your mortal soul, corrupted by the likes of the e-fed world. This...is not the Pride of old. That is an era long past..and this is a shell that does not deserve the name it was bestowed. Jeremy Sterling... The Kingdom of Pride, the REAL Pride made up of Pride Originals can only demand the soul of you and your partner, Kurtis Noble, a man who was once a Pride Original but turned...turned on his beliefs...turned on us. Jeremy Sterling... This what awaits you...and the Pride of the Present. Call it...the Pride of the Future...  Jeremy Sterling...Kingdom of Pride...may you rot for a thousand eternities!!! *leaves witness stand*
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Post by Trav McBang! on Feb 26, 2011 20:44:44 GMT -5
You're not funny and nobody likes you
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Feb 26, 2011 20:49:54 GMT -5
Never-mind, everyone! Never...mind.
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Post by phoenix316ms on Feb 27, 2011 22:25:33 GMT -5
I dunno, it gave me a chuckle.
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Mar 1, 2011 4:41:29 GMT -5
Hey, Travis. Yes you. Gay boy.
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Post by X on Mar 3, 2011 11:55:01 GMT -5
I will say this. If the gates of Hell really look like that.. that's friggin awesome.
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Post by phoenix316ms on Mar 3, 2011 17:44:46 GMT -5
*lobs pokeball in xplode's general direction*
<_<
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Post by X on Mar 3, 2011 19:10:20 GMT -5
*lobs pokeball in xplode's general direction* <_< Leaves behind a holographic images of Xplode... and poofs away! |
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Post by phoenix316ms on Mar 3, 2011 20:39:43 GMT -5
..dammit
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