ATTN: "Pitbull"

[Better Than Johnny Noble]

You have been called to this meeting because of a number of your actions.

Firstly, the real Pitbull of music fame has sent me to prevent you from using his copyrighted name to promote yourself in the public arena. Please make this change as soon as possible or suffer the consequences.

Secondly, several members of the farming community in America have complained about your rape of their farm animals - an act which they admit may be legal in Wales but is not over here. They have had to pay for many abortions for their farm animals and pay for counselling. You will be taken to court both by myself and a prosecutor of the state for these actions.

And finally, in the light of new forensic evidence friends and family of Mr. Jeremy Sterling have paid me to bring you to justice over your actions in closing the beloved Kingdom of Pride upon losing to Delikado and the subsequent death to Mr. Jamal Sterling.

I shall see you in court on these multiple accounts unless you have anything to offer in the form of out of court settlements.

Thank you and good day.

note: please all remember that this topic is just a bit of patter, eh

[Pitbull]

[Better Than Johnny Noble]

Thank you for providing more photographic evidence of your crimes. I shall inform the police of your brutality to cats as you imitate dogs.

Thank you and good day.