TEH STORIE~!

[Better Than Johnny Noble]

So Travis and myself got bored on msn once and decided to discuss a certain movie series and who certain individuals of our circle would be. So...here we go! Enjoy





~Jack Benevolence~
When shunned from PWF Jack and Russell White decided to create a new championship for him, in secret created the TFWF Hardcore Championship whilst offering others minor championships to gain favour. But those who received said championships were DECEIVED. Yet in a battle many many moons ago Jack was defeated and his championship was lost. But when the opportunity to retire/destroy the championship wasn't taken Jack's eye was saved so that he could freak people out by being a talking eye made of fire. With his eye he created an army called The Collective but the army and the eye disintegrated once the championship belt got dropped into a volcano.

~John Parker~
A midget creature with a bad hip. He took the vacant TFWF Hardcore Championship and ran to the hills with it, refusing to even defend it. When he was thus stripped from the title he refused to return it. When he eventually lost it John was tortured by the original holder, Jack Benevolence, to tell him where it was now. Having escaped John tracked down and befriended the holder at the time like they were brothers. But when his paranoia overcame him and he switched to personality "Tic Tic" John refused to let the TFWF Hardcore Championship - his precious - be destroyed and he stole it from Kyle at the final moment before his hip gave way and he collapsed into a volcano.

~Rich Morrison~
The one who, at the beginning of this story, held the TFWF Hardcore Championship. He had received the championship when a series of audio roleplays won him it against the creature John Parker. The Championship had given him a new lease of life but when he gave it away he began to age so decided he would like to once again go and see his friend Jim.

~Kyle Parker~
The young laddie just wanted to read books and e-fed. But when his uncle Rich Morrison passed onto him the TFWF Hardcore Championship his life changed. He was sent on a quest to destroy the championship which was at the same time driving him mad with power. At the end it drove him power mad and he refused to speak a sentence which didn't talk about some winning streak or another. Yet in the end the creature he befriended like a brother, John Parker, would steal the championship only to inadvertedly destroy it to end the story.

~Chris Hart~
Hart followed Kyle Parker literally everywhere. Like, even to the toilet. He won the award of "Best Kyle Parker Shadow" 7 years running and was so successful that they have since named the award after him. He was very jealous of how close Kyle Parker and John Parker seemed to be - almost like brothers - but grew into his role as someone who never, EEEEEEEEEEEEVER caused any trouble with anyone. Eva.

~Cris~
Cris came from the same part of the world as Kyle Parker and James and followed them for the beginning of the quest. He was....................and I quote.....................a 'FOOL OF A TOOK'. An absolute trouble maker and to many an absolute retard. Cris would find himself working for the UWL when seperated from his boyhood lover, Stu. When there Cris would smoke so much that he accidently burnt down a large part of the city - a fire which meant that KoP thought UWL needed some help which united the two federations for the final battle.

~Stu~
The final one of the four halflings who set out on the quest and the boyhood lover of Cris. Stu would find himself on the side of KoP in the great battle and was only allowed to sneak into the battle having been cut off several times on his way. He would survive battle through pity and would be reunited with his boy hood lover at the end of the story.

~Ciarán McConnell~
Ciarán began the story as simply 'Celtic Thunder' yet ended it having been transformed to 'The Natural'. Ciarán led the original fellowship until it seemed as though he had been defeated a third of the way through in a desperate battle with Josh Eagles. In reality however it was just a hard fought battle which provided Ciarán with enough experience to level up and return with even greater power. Ciarán would then be crucial in the skirmishes on the way to the conclusion of the story - even being the turning point for a couple of the successes.

~Josh Eagles~
Josh was the ancient demon who looked like he had defeated Ciarán but was then defeated by him. He was one of the fiercest demons until his defeat and the shadow and the darkness he possessed scared all who saw it

~Reck Maverick~
Reck was the individual who first defeated Jack Benevolence for the TFWF Hardcore Championship but his greed made him choose to proudly display the belt instead of retire/destroy it. And let's be honest now - what prick likes to wear the championship that they've won? An absolute cunt I tell yee! Either way the belt put a target on his back and it was a target that was hit by many a bullet - killing the poor lad.

~Flap Flanagan~
Flap is the descendent of Reck and air to the throne of UWL and has the power to unite both UWL and KoP. Flap is banging Jim's daughter and has collected a series of friends up and down the land for protecting them and providing common ground with a love of boobies. Flap would also be crucial in bringing an army of zombies back to life who effectively won the biggest battle on their own. At the end of the story Flap had his rightful thrown, was still banging Jim's daughter, and united the kingdoms of KoP and UWL.

~Jim~
Jim was the leader of the peeps in PWF and, because he's been around for fucking ages, was there when Reck defeated Jack the first time. Now, though, he's too pissed off with people to come back and fight and is looking for another circle to go to. Jim calls the original council to decide how to deal with the TFWF Championship and it is his daughter who Flap is futting.

~FDCM~
Jim's daughter - Flap's womunz. Stayed with Flap when the rest of his ancient clan went off to try and find a new e-fedding circle. But, errr, clearly keeps a very low profile these days >_>

~JJ~
The member of a different, incredibly tall, ancient race. JJ leads the tree lovers and having been found by Stu and Cris eventually takes arms for the cause in the "Last March£ of his people.

~John Anthony~
The head of Ciarán's order who got swayed by Jack's offer of money. Anthony created his own army - Mainstream - in an attempt to assist Jack but was eventually defeated by a combination of Ciaran, JJ and the united KoP before he met his death.

~Leo~
The original leader of JA's army who captured two of the four halflings he was asked to before Flap took him out.

~Michael Sharpe~
The orc who helped to create Leo. You know, the one who got killed by Leo as soon as he stepped into being. Poor lad.




To be continued.............................
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[Delikado/J-Noble]

Good job, Travis.

[Josh Eagles]

lol sweet

[Kid Flanagan]

Nice

[Better Than Johnny Noble]

So now it's time for the next batch - the 2nd of the 3. Enjoy...


~Arch Stanton~
Arch is the king of the zombies. He promised to give Flap a load of boobies an age ago but didn't, hence his zombie status. The only way he could return to normal was if he helped Flap to annihilate Jack's army - something he did with great ease. What poor Arch forgot though was that when he got turned into a man again his wounds from being a zombie would not heal so he died almost instantly.

~J-Star~
Jezza is the King of KoP who when we first meet him has been taken by the dark side and JA's bribes. Ciarán snaps him out of it though and defeats JA with help from some friends. When he sees the fire created from Cris' smoking he charges to UWL's help and participates in the biggest battle of the age where he is killed by the strongest agent of the dark lord.

~Jerry McClean~
Jerry is said strongest agent of the dark lord Jack. He received one of the championships that Jack gave out and when chasing Kyle Parker to get the TFWF Hardcore Championship back for his fellow member of the Overrated Champions club he poured bleach down Kyle's throat and almost killed the poor lad. He spread fear to all who even heard his name - a bit like Voldermort really. Yet even Jer Mac is beatable and found his death at Autumn Raven's hand (because he's a nice chap and didn't want to fight a woman).

~Tim Harrison~
Tim is Jerry's tag team partner and helped to chase down Kyle Parker and friends but it was here that one of Jerry's arson attacks went wrong and harmed his partner. He was then out of an action drinking for a bit before he came back at the very end of the story to attempt to thwart Kyle Parker once more but he was defeated.

~Autumn Raven~
Fell in love with Flap but he rejected her for lack of good boobies. The niece of Jezza. She managed to defeat the mighty Jerry McClean whilst looking after Stu at the same time. She would eventually get with Seth Riggs.

~Debonair~
The Debonair.............or DEBONER as he liked to be called..............took control of JA's small army after Leo had died but Cris and Stu had been captured. It was his duty to take them back to JA for questioning (where he would receive plenty of money for his work) but unfortunately for him he got himself cut down one night by legions of KoP fighters.

~Obscene~
J-Star's nephew and leader of the riding KoP legions. Obscene was exiled from KoP when Jezza was still being taken by the dark side but continued to fight the good fight by destroying the Deboner amongst others. He would return to KoP triumphantly to help destroy the rest of JA's army before he fought along with Flap as UWL and KoP united at the very end of the story.

~Stephen Callaway~
Callaway was Anthony's agent in Jezza's camp - whispering in his ear and effectively running KoP. He shunned many a vital part of KoP. Christian Kane, Obscene and even tried to shun Ciarán. In the end though he was thrown out of KoP and returned to JA's side. But the military defeat brought KoP to JA's tower of a house (in hindsight he wished he had something less obvious from miles and miles away) and he perished.

~Esix Cordero~
Esix was Jezza's son. WAS because the poor laddie got assassinated by JA's fellas. However, as at the time Jezza was under the influence of the dark side the case was hidden and never pursued allowing Esix's killers to roam free. As a result Obscene began a series of revenge killings which escalated the gang warfare.

~Jeof Caravelle~
Jeof was part of the Debonair's, and before him Leo's, band of warriors and he had it stuck in his head that he wanted a bit of backdoor fun with Stu and Cris. The Deboner, despite his name, disapproved and prevented Jeof from doing so. But when Obscene and his allies came to fight Jeof snuck off to chase down Cris and Stu until JJ stepped on him and squashed him like a bug. LIKE A BUG!

~Dustin Douglas~
Dusty was UWL's greatest fighter and travelled along with Kyle Parker in an attempt to aid his quest. But the lust for a championship nearly turned him heel. He got to his senses, however, just in time to protect Stu and Cris.................until Leo killed him. And what did Leo do with the last ever Dusty Rub? He went and jobbed to Flap straight away after.

~Seth Riggs~
Dusty's little brother. He captured Hart, Kyle and John on their quest and almost ruined it. It was in fact the contact with the Tache that made Tic Tic emerge from John Parker once more (nearly ruining the quest in itself). Seth was so eager to please his father that he got the living shit kicked out of him. But all ended well for Riggs in the end as he got together with Autumn Raven at the end of the story.

~Jeremy King~
King is the father of both Riggs and Dusty. He is the leader of UWL in Flap's absence and to be honest..............a total nutjob. Jacky B twisted him so bad he doesn't know which way is up and which way is down without checking with the firey talking eye of the Once and Future King. In the end King gets so fucked up that he sets himself on fire and jumps off a cliff. Yeah. I don't even have to come up with a more retarded death.

~Eddie Nash~
A farmer from the wee place Kyle, Hart, Cris and Stu. Nash would go nuts all the time because Stu and Cris would steal all the shit he was growing regularly. In fact, it was on his land that Kyle and Hart met Cris and Stu when first starting out on their quest. A quest that Cris was determined to go on and Stu thought he couldn't live without him so tagged along.





To be continued.............................
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[Delikado/J-Noble]

Some of this would work better if I knew more about Lord of the Rings. To me, it's just two guys going on a cross-country trip to throw a ring into some fire while some other dudes do some stuff.

[phoenix316ms]

yeah, that's pretty much the gist of it