Post by Kid Flanagan on Mar 5, 2011 12:51:24 GMT -5
So, I am in a room that has a coffee table and three snow white bean chairs around it. I sat in one of these bean chairs, as for the other two they are now occupied by my idol Charlie Sheen and as for the other one will it’s being sat in by the true BATMAN…ADAM FRIGGIN WEST! Who is wearing his batman suit from his classic TV show. Charlie Sheen is wearing an Hawaii shirt, flip flops and no pants. I am wearing a sombrero, an “I AM THE GREATEST FLANAGAN EVER!” t-shirt, lightning pants and high heels. We all have a large glass in front of us that possesses spiked Dr Pepper in them…. AKA Rum and Pepsi….
Our eyes are glued to the center of the room where two dazzling hot women are having an intense wrestling match. The women then get in this situation…
Charlie Sheen: WINNING!
Just then the women then roll out of the room. We all then look at each other. Charlie then smiles like he has an idea, he then claps his hands and this woman appears in the center of the room with our eyes zoned on her.
Kid: Is that your porn star girlfriend!?
Charlie smiles at me.
Charlie: Yes, she is half of my goddesses…The other part of my duo group is on holidays…
The porn star walks up to Adam west who doesn’t look to pleased with her.
Porn Star: Hi
Adam West: Poor Delunsional Girl!
Charlie glances at Adam with a glare that would make many people shit themselves but not ADAM FRIGGIN WEST who just smiles at Charlie. The porn star who looks confused at what Adam said to her makes her way over to me.
Porn Star: Hi.
Kid: Hi.
The Porn star then glances at Charlie who nods at her then the porn star looks back at me.
Porn Star: Wanna Blow Job?
I quickly look at Charlie who is nodding his head yes. I look back at the porn star but before I could said no to her, well….
My girlfriend Kimberly shows up in her Bra and panties with a gun! Who Futt shit just hit the fan but instead of doing anything, me and the guys just watch the shit unfold.
Kimberly: BITCH! You going down!
The porn star unexpectedly kicks the gun out of Kimberly’s hand then the showdown is on, the two hot women go at it. Charlie then taps me on the shoulder I look at him.
Charlie: We need a mud pit.
My eye brows raise.
Kid: But….
Charlie claps his hands and the two women are in a mud pit wrestling.
Kid: How you…..?
Charlie smiles at me.
Charlie: I am Charlie Sheen…WINNING!
Alright, good enough answer for me. However, just then The Joker and couple of his henchmen grab the women. The Joker then points and laughs at Adam West!
The Joker: Old Man! Bring It!
Adam West just smiles at The Joker, he then grabs the his glass of Dr Pepper takes a good chug of it then places it back on the coffee table. The Joker doesn’t like this reaction from the God Damn batman.
The Joker: You Old prick, get off your ass and throw down with me!
Adam West then turns away from The Joker to grab something under the table. He then sits up to reveal a Bazooka in his hands. The Joker’s mouth widens….
Adam West: OLD SCHOOL IS DEAD! I DO THINGS NEW SCHOOL WAY! GO BIG OR GO HOME!
Kimberly and the Porn star quickly escape from the henchmen as The Joker and the henchmen are frozen stiff looking at the bazooka in Adam West’s hands.
Adam West: Why so Serious! BITCH!
After the debris settles after the explosion, Kimberly is on my lap as the porn star is on Charlie’s lap. As for Adam West well….He has this on his lap…
Charlie: Kid, we should start our own version of Two and Half men!
Kid: Really?
Charlie: YES! But we call it….Three men….The three of us star in the show…..The Kid, Batman and Yours truly…WINNING!
Adam West: I don’t like it!
Charlie looks at Adam West.
Charlie: I see….Well….One way to solve that problem…
Charlie Claps his hands.
With that Adam West disappears. I then look at Charlie who now looks like this.
I didn’t know what to say.
Charlie: Fuck Batman! Batman is now Charlie Fucking Sheen! Now, you need to consume a superhero!
I just shrug my shoulders at the sober Charlie Sheen.
Charlie: I know!
Charlie then claps his hands and….
I was SUPERMAN and had some random table lifted over my head.
Charlie: Winning!
Kid: Damn right!
Kimberly then looks at me.
Kimberly: You have a wrestling match you have to focus on!
Charlie: Super Kid! Do it!
I shrug my shoulders at Charlie.
Charlie: Winning!
Kid: Oh yeah! Balraj got nothing on….SUPER KID!
Charlie: Charlie Sheen N Super Kid! Oh fuck yeah that is television gold right there BABY!
Scene fades
Our eyes are glued to the center of the room where two dazzling hot women are having an intense wrestling match. The women then get in this situation…
Charlie Sheen: WINNING!
Just then the women then roll out of the room. We all then look at each other. Charlie then smiles like he has an idea, he then claps his hands and this woman appears in the center of the room with our eyes zoned on her.
Kid: Is that your porn star girlfriend!?
Charlie smiles at me.
Charlie: Yes, she is half of my goddesses…The other part of my duo group is on holidays…
The porn star walks up to Adam west who doesn’t look to pleased with her.
Porn Star: Hi
Adam West: Poor Delunsional Girl!
Charlie glances at Adam with a glare that would make many people shit themselves but not ADAM FRIGGIN WEST who just smiles at Charlie. The porn star who looks confused at what Adam said to her makes her way over to me.
Porn Star: Hi.
Kid: Hi.
The Porn star then glances at Charlie who nods at her then the porn star looks back at me.
Porn Star: Wanna Blow Job?
I quickly look at Charlie who is nodding his head yes. I look back at the porn star but before I could said no to her, well….
My girlfriend Kimberly shows up in her Bra and panties with a gun! Who Futt shit just hit the fan but instead of doing anything, me and the guys just watch the shit unfold.
Kimberly: BITCH! You going down!
The porn star unexpectedly kicks the gun out of Kimberly’s hand then the showdown is on, the two hot women go at it. Charlie then taps me on the shoulder I look at him.
Charlie: We need a mud pit.
My eye brows raise.
Kid: But….
Charlie claps his hands and the two women are in a mud pit wrestling.
Kid: How you…..?
Charlie smiles at me.
Charlie: I am Charlie Sheen…WINNING!
Alright, good enough answer for me. However, just then The Joker and couple of his henchmen grab the women. The Joker then points and laughs at Adam West!
The Joker: Old Man! Bring It!
Adam West just smiles at The Joker, he then grabs the his glass of Dr Pepper takes a good chug of it then places it back on the coffee table. The Joker doesn’t like this reaction from the God Damn batman.
The Joker: You Old prick, get off your ass and throw down with me!
Adam West then turns away from The Joker to grab something under the table. He then sits up to reveal a Bazooka in his hands. The Joker’s mouth widens….
Adam West: OLD SCHOOL IS DEAD! I DO THINGS NEW SCHOOL WAY! GO BIG OR GO HOME!
Kimberly and the Porn star quickly escape from the henchmen as The Joker and the henchmen are frozen stiff looking at the bazooka in Adam West’s hands.
Adam West: Why so Serious! BITCH!
After the debris settles after the explosion, Kimberly is on my lap as the porn star is on Charlie’s lap. As for Adam West well….He has this on his lap…
Charlie: Kid, we should start our own version of Two and Half men!
Kid: Really?
Charlie: YES! But we call it….Three men….The three of us star in the show…..The Kid, Batman and Yours truly…WINNING!
Adam West: I don’t like it!
Charlie looks at Adam West.
Charlie: I see….Well….One way to solve that problem…
Charlie Claps his hands.
With that Adam West disappears. I then look at Charlie who now looks like this.
I didn’t know what to say.
Charlie: Fuck Batman! Batman is now Charlie Fucking Sheen! Now, you need to consume a superhero!
I just shrug my shoulders at the sober Charlie Sheen.
Charlie: I know!
Charlie then claps his hands and….
I was SUPERMAN and had some random table lifted over my head.
Charlie: Winning!
Kid: Damn right!
Kimberly then looks at me.
Kimberly: You have a wrestling match you have to focus on!
Charlie: Super Kid! Do it!
I shrug my shoulders at Charlie.
Charlie: Winning!
Kid: Oh yeah! Balraj got nothing on….SUPER KID!
Charlie: Charlie Sheen N Super Kid! Oh fuck yeah that is television gold right there BABY!
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