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Post by Trav McBang! on Mar 14, 2011 21:59:23 GMT -5
I blame Alex
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Mar 15, 2011 4:45:44 GMT -5
It's true I often try and liven things up. Gimme a week and a half to get these essays done then it will return! >_>
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Mar 15, 2011 6:41:11 GMT -5
Pfft, I write essays every week and yet I get them done in a day. >_>
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Mar 15, 2011 8:11:21 GMT -5
Mine can't be about how a giant mint runs a mafia-esque gang whilst maintaining his role as a wrestling champion whilst proving that he can take down 5 men each week, even when they are armed and get the first shot in, single handed.
Equally it can't simply be about how the brother of some e-fedder wants to have a crack at wrestling but has some big family secret which he has been distracted from because he is teaming with some stupid biker who he doesn't like who is ruining his fun of the sport.
Or I can't write about how some Cuban talks to a giant apple, talking lizard, giant banana, talking chess piece, soviets, nazis, giant backpacks, talking trees and interviewers whilst competing as a wrestler at the same time.
And even with a history essay I cannot pretend to be the second coming of Hitler and create a cell group of Nazis whom I intend to use to take over the wrestling world...that's right, not the world, just the declining industry that is wrestling's world.
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Mar 15, 2011 11:36:50 GMT -5
And yet just imagine how much better/more fun they would be to read and write if they were.  |
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Mar 15, 2011 15:12:35 GMT -5
Considering how close you come to slitting your wrists every day. Apparently not very fun at all.
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Mar 15, 2011 15:13:47 GMT -5
That's the politics, Alex. >_>
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Mar 15, 2011 19:25:52 GMT -5
It's my fault.
*flash back time*
Me: Hey, Obama?
Obama: Yes, Alex?
Me: Can you please drive John to the point of suicide so that I can push him over the edge?
Obama: Perhaps not on my own...
*Obama opens the blinds to reveal the thousands of voters he has bribed to vote for him*
Obama: But together...
All: YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!
Me: Cool.
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Post by phoenix316ms on Mar 17, 2011 0:28:02 GMT -5
It's my fault. *flash back time* Me: Hey, Obama? Obama: Yes, Alex? Me: Can you please drive John to the point of suicide so that I can push him over the edge? Obama: Perhaps not on my own... *Obama opens the blinds to reveal the thousands of voters he has bribed to vote for him* Obama: But together... All: YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! Me: Cool. you mean this guy? |
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