Apple, look at this sock on the floor!

[Delikado/J-Noble]

GSA: Holy guacamole, what’s it doing here?

SEB: Apple, why did you leave this dirty stinky sock on the locker-room floor like that? You know I don’t like that!

GSA: M-me? I didn’t leave this dirty stinky sock on the locker-room floor like this!

SEB: Who left this dirty stinky sock on the locker-room floor like this then, Apple?

GSA: Perhaps it’s always been there.

SEB: But it hasn’t, Apple! When I left an hour ago, there was no dirty stinky sock on the locker-room floor there and when I came back just now, there was a dirty stinky sock on the locker-room floor! So I ask you again, Apple…why did you leave this dirty stinky sock on the locker-room floor?

GSA: I am too knowledgeable about your dislike of dirty stinky socks on the locker-room floor to do something like that. That is just beyond my nature to do.

SEB: Well you’ve been here the entire time since I left, Apple. So educate me on what’s happened here in our locker-room since I left.

GSA: Hmmm…well, I sat over there on that couch there.

SEB: Okay.

GSA: And I drank some milk while I did so.

SEB: Mhmm…

GSA: I watched a little bit of Oprah. They had the fat boy on there again. That was fun.

SEB: Yes.

GSA: I guess that’s when this stagehand walked in and we had a chat on this and that.

SEB: Gotcha.

GSA: And I suppose that’s when I strangled him with that lamp cord over there.

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SEB: Apple, that was not appropriate behavior! You know I don’t like that!

GSA: Oh jeez, you’re right. You don’t. My bad.

SEB: What were you thinking?

GSA: You know, I don’t know to be frank. I guess I just wasn’t.

SEB: So where is this stagehand?

GSA: Hmmmmm?

SEB: The man you strangled with the lamp cord. I see the cord all bloody over there, but where is the man you strangled, Apple?

GSA: Oh, I went ahead and chopped up his body into fifty pieces and disposed of them in a bathtub of chemicals.

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SEB: APPLE! No!

GSA: Yes. See, he was making a mess and I know how much you hate that. I was just trying to keep everything nice and squeaky clean like you enjoy.

SEB: But why did you have to do that, Apple?

GSA: You aren’t the only one who likes a nice and squeaky clean room. I too enjoy such livelihoods.

SEB: Apple! No! That’s a bad Apple!

GSA: I just wanted to hear the squeak of my feet on nice, non-blood stained tile.

SEB: Noooo…

GSA: Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak!

SEB: Apple!

GSA: That makes me happy in the pants.

SEB: But Apple… this dirty stinky sock doesn’t look like it belongs to a stagehand. It looks like it belongs to a child or something.

GSA: Yeah, that might’ve been when that little girl came back here for an autograph and I impaled various parts of her with the fire poker. I just got done chopping her up and burning her body with the chemicals as well. I guess I missed the sock. My bad.

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SEB: Apple! That is politically incorrect!

GSA: I did not kill Obama. I just killed a stagehand and a little girl and a mailman.

SEB: Why in the name of everything holy in the world would you commit such atrocities, Apple?

GSA: I blame that Internet porn. But hey, at least our tiles are squeaky clean now.

SEB: That still doesn’t change the fact that there is a dirty stinky sock on our locker-room floor!

~NEVER FORGET~

END

[Better Than Johnny Noble]

GSA is dead.

He died in a car crash.

CBA cat refused to move.

He is dead.

He had a funeral and everything.


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Stop ruining his good name, image and memories with such pish.

Thank you.

[Delikado/J-Noble]

Uhhh, I kinda KNOW that already, Alex. I was there. I wrote the RP in which it happened. And for your information, this is from an old RP that included our dear departed Apple friend, but I was bringing it back like old archive footage in order to remind people it's always good to clean up your messes and stuff. It's like a promotional video. Mkay? Mkay. Don't tell me how to do shit, motherfucker...

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[Better Than Johnny Noble]

I stand by my comments. He's dead. Let him stay as such. Don't ruin his image by bringing up such pish from when he was Delikado's bitch. Let us all remember him for the apple he was becoming - the lead character in the Delikado story. Lead and far superior character I should say.