Post by Kid Flanagan on Mar 19, 2011 19:22:05 GMT -5
Josh Eagles, The king of KoP was just getting use to being king once again in KoP. However, he heard the rumours of The Zombie making her way through the ranks, he heard the rumours that The Zombie would kill get to take the crown off Eagles head. Josh being a man that always to be on top, well he came up with a plan that would hopefully delay The Zombie’s plan of claiming his crown. The plan was creating a tournament involving all of KoP’s top fighters even including the Prince of KoP….Kid Flanagan.
Eagles thought this was a great idea, since even if The Zombie made it out alive in this tournament she wouldn’t be fighting at hundred percent. She would be easy picking for the king of KoP. Hell, anyone that ended up winning this tournament would easy pickings. Oh, the King is so Smart….
Word Spread about the tournament in KoP, all of the great fighters in the region signed up for it. All of them expecting to win and becoming the next King. The bracket for the tournament was then hung up at town square. The first participants made there way to the arena.
First Semi Final Match: Pit”I love Steak” Bull vs. Stephen “I Always Have an Angle” Callaway
The highlights of this match was Pitbull dominating the match, he kicked Callaway’s ass all around the arena however when a fan accidentally dropped a steak on a stick into the arena. Well Pitbull gets distracted he runs over to the Steak. This gives Callaway time to capitalize. Callaway sneaks behind the Steak eating Pitbull, Pitbull then turns around to get…. CALSI KICK!
Which Surprisly doesn’t knock Pitbull off his feet, no instead he is just wobbling back n forth. Then King Josh Eagles yells out “FINISH HIM!”. Stephen doesn’t know what to do so he just finger pokes Pitbull who falls to the ground.
Winner: Stephen Callaway
Second Semi Final Match: Eric “I am the new Gambit” Valor vs. Dru “I’ll fuck you up” Merc Vs Johnny “I am the Green Ranger” Noble.
The highlights of this match were Johnny and Eric creating an alliance then Johnny telling Eric to sit this match out. Eric throws a exploding card into Dru’s face before sitting in a lawn chair to watch The green Ranger kick ass. Dru becomes blind from the explosion as Johnny transforms into the green ranger, he then pulls out a flute and starts to play which results in this…
The Dragonzord then looks down at Dru who is just getting back his vision, he looks up at the dragonzord.
Dru: Kamila?
Kamila: Dru tha Merc? Sup Homeboy?
Dru: Trying to kick your Cracker’s ass.
Johnny: What the hell? Kamila attack!
Kamila: Awww no, Dru is my homeboy!
Johnny: Attack, or else!
Kamila: Or Else…Ok!
The Dragon zord stomps on Johnny Noble.
Winner: Dru Tha Merc also moving onto Finals Eric Valor
Third Semi Final Match: Obscene vs. Eddie “KABOOM” Nash
Highlights of this match are Obscene charging at Eddie who snaps his fingers and yells “KABOOM” which results in Obscene vanishing and never to be seen again….
Winner: Eddie Nash
Fourth Semi Final Match Aureila “Lady Gaga ” Zombie vs. Kid “Super Sayian” Flanagan
Highlights this match are Zombie kicking Kid’s ass all around the arena has Kid didn’t want to strike her. Zombie finally knocks Kid down to the ground with an massive bitch slap. Kid then just stares up at her as she taunts him by singing this…
Just then Kid’s girlfriend Kimberly comes to Kid’s side to encourage him to get up.
Kimberly: Kid!
Kid: Teddy Ruxepin?
Kimberly slaps Kid on the left cheek.
Kid: Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yes!
Kid: Why you here?
Kimberly: To motivate you to conquer the zombie and this tournament!
Kid: How you gonna do that?
Kimberly: By telling you to fulfill your destiny!
Kid: I am going to finally futt Charlize Theron! Futt yeah!
Kimberly: KID!
Kid: Ok, it’s go time!
Kid nips up and charges at The Zombie, he kicks the living fuck out of her to the point that she starts to womble back n forth.
Josh Eagles: FINISH HER!
Kid looks at Kimberly, she then tosses Kid two katanas then Kid throws them into The Zombie’s breasts then Kid jumps on the Katanas where he stands above The Zombie’s head, he then somewhere gets a Bazooka in his hands, he then looks down…
Kid: FUTT YOU!
FATALITY!
Winner: Kid Flanagan
Finals match
Everyone is staring at Kid Flanagan, Kid then does this…
Winner: Kid Flanagan
Kid Flanagan then stares at Josh Eagles.
Kid: I coming for you bitch!
Eagles thought this was a great idea, since even if The Zombie made it out alive in this tournament she wouldn’t be fighting at hundred percent. She would be easy picking for the king of KoP. Hell, anyone that ended up winning this tournament would easy pickings. Oh, the King is so Smart….
Word Spread about the tournament in KoP, all of the great fighters in the region signed up for it. All of them expecting to win and becoming the next King. The bracket for the tournament was then hung up at town square. The first participants made there way to the arena.
First Semi Final Match: Pit”I love Steak” Bull vs. Stephen “I Always Have an Angle” Callaway
The highlights of this match was Pitbull dominating the match, he kicked Callaway’s ass all around the arena however when a fan accidentally dropped a steak on a stick into the arena. Well Pitbull gets distracted he runs over to the Steak. This gives Callaway time to capitalize. Callaway sneaks behind the Steak eating Pitbull, Pitbull then turns around to get…. CALSI KICK!
Which Surprisly doesn’t knock Pitbull off his feet, no instead he is just wobbling back n forth. Then King Josh Eagles yells out “FINISH HIM!”. Stephen doesn’t know what to do so he just finger pokes Pitbull who falls to the ground.
Winner: Stephen Callaway
Second Semi Final Match: Eric “I am the new Gambit” Valor vs. Dru “I’ll fuck you up” Merc Vs Johnny “I am the Green Ranger” Noble.
The highlights of this match were Johnny and Eric creating an alliance then Johnny telling Eric to sit this match out. Eric throws a exploding card into Dru’s face before sitting in a lawn chair to watch The green Ranger kick ass. Dru becomes blind from the explosion as Johnny transforms into the green ranger, he then pulls out a flute and starts to play which results in this…
The Dragonzord then looks down at Dru who is just getting back his vision, he looks up at the dragonzord.
Dru: Kamila?
Kamila: Dru tha Merc? Sup Homeboy?
Dru: Trying to kick your Cracker’s ass.
Johnny: What the hell? Kamila attack!
Kamila: Awww no, Dru is my homeboy!
Johnny: Attack, or else!
Kamila: Or Else…Ok!
The Dragon zord stomps on Johnny Noble.
Winner: Dru Tha Merc also moving onto Finals Eric Valor
Third Semi Final Match: Obscene vs. Eddie “KABOOM” Nash
Highlights of this match are Obscene charging at Eddie who snaps his fingers and yells “KABOOM” which results in Obscene vanishing and never to be seen again….
Winner: Eddie Nash
Fourth Semi Final Match Aureila “Lady Gaga ” Zombie vs. Kid “Super Sayian” Flanagan
Highlights this match are Zombie kicking Kid’s ass all around the arena has Kid didn’t want to strike her. Zombie finally knocks Kid down to the ground with an massive bitch slap. Kid then just stares up at her as she taunts him by singing this…
Just then Kid’s girlfriend Kimberly comes to Kid’s side to encourage him to get up.
Kimberly: Kid!
Kid: Teddy Ruxepin?
Kimberly slaps Kid on the left cheek.
Kid: Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yes!
Kid: Why you here?
Kimberly: To motivate you to conquer the zombie and this tournament!
Kid: How you gonna do that?
Kimberly: By telling you to fulfill your destiny!
Kid: I am going to finally futt Charlize Theron! Futt yeah!
Kimberly: KID!
Kid: Ok, it’s go time!
Kid nips up and charges at The Zombie, he kicks the living fuck out of her to the point that she starts to womble back n forth.
Josh Eagles: FINISH HER!
Kid looks at Kimberly, she then tosses Kid two katanas then Kid throws them into The Zombie’s breasts then Kid jumps on the Katanas where he stands above The Zombie’s head, he then somewhere gets a Bazooka in his hands, he then looks down…
Kid: FUTT YOU!
FATALITY!
Winner: Kid Flanagan
Finals match
Everyone is staring at Kid Flanagan, Kid then does this…
Winner: Kid Flanagan
Kid Flanagan then stares at Josh Eagles.
Kid: I coming for you bitch!
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