Post by Stephen Callaway on Mar 19, 2011 20:23:48 GMT -5
We see Stephen Callaway sitting atop the turnbuckles in an empty ring.
Stephen
"So here we are: yet another Pride super-card. On the last show I was in the main event for the world title. Despite the fact I was never pinned nor made to submit, I have been shafted from the main event spot where I should be and forced to start from the very beginning and fight qualifying matches to be named number one contender. They call this Super-card The Survival of the Proud. There has been nobody in this entire company badger on as much about pride as I have. Since day one I have rambled on about being proud of what I do. About taking pride in my actions and achievements. This Sunday, I will continue my sense of pride in achievements when I win my way to the number one contender spot."
He jumps of the turnbuckles.
Stephen
In order to begin my ascent to the top spot I have to defeat Pitiful.I say Pitiful and I really mean that. You're what mid twenties and only debuted last year? To me that shows you're either a really slow developer or really dumb. After that all you have is that you're a tall, heavy fat ass with no redeeming attributes other than strength."
He raises an eyebrow as he looks at the camera.
Stephen
"Look at you're wrestling history, Giant Gonzalez, tall, strong, crap! The Big Show may have won a few world titles in his career but he's generally labelled by fans, insiders, critics and peers as crap! Look at them all, Brackus crap! A Train Crap!"
He pauses to let it sink in.
Stephen
"Look at people my size. Shawn Michaels, the greatest performer to step in the ring. Kurt Angle, The undisputed greatest wrestler alive. Bret Hart, a technical master. Face facts Pitiful, you might get a punch or two on me but we both know I'm better than you. A couple of punches and maybe a power move such as a Gorilla Press is all you're going to amount to before my skill and speed simply out wrestle and defeat you and then you can go back to your nonsensical ramblings in the background of an otherwise OK Enrique song and have the good sense to leave wrestling to the better peeps like me.
Kurt, Jeremy, while I still question your decision to name a schizophrenic multiple personality as the number one contender and not me, I'm not going to hold a grudge against you. I know this experiment of yours is only going to blow up in your faces in a one sided title match which only qualifies as good due to the in ring talent of Josh Eagles, another talent my size Pitiful. When you are both sitting in the back watching watching Jason Haven stink up the main event, I know full well that you'll be thanking Dusty's God that next month it will be myself and Josh for the title. Good wrestler vs great wrestler. See this isn't an I ALWAYS have an Angle thing, although I do.It's about knowing how good and talented I am and having PRIDE in that fact!"
He leaves the ring and we fade to black.
END PROMO
Stephen
"So here we are: yet another Pride super-card. On the last show I was in the main event for the world title. Despite the fact I was never pinned nor made to submit, I have been shafted from the main event spot where I should be and forced to start from the very beginning and fight qualifying matches to be named number one contender. They call this Super-card The Survival of the Proud. There has been nobody in this entire company badger on as much about pride as I have. Since day one I have rambled on about being proud of what I do. About taking pride in my actions and achievements. This Sunday, I will continue my sense of pride in achievements when I win my way to the number one contender spot."
He jumps of the turnbuckles.
Stephen
In order to begin my ascent to the top spot I have to defeat Pitiful.I say Pitiful and I really mean that. You're what mid twenties and only debuted last year? To me that shows you're either a really slow developer or really dumb. After that all you have is that you're a tall, heavy fat ass with no redeeming attributes other than strength."
He raises an eyebrow as he looks at the camera.
Stephen
"Look at you're wrestling history, Giant Gonzalez, tall, strong, crap! The Big Show may have won a few world titles in his career but he's generally labelled by fans, insiders, critics and peers as crap! Look at them all, Brackus crap! A Train Crap!"
He pauses to let it sink in.
Stephen
"Look at people my size. Shawn Michaels, the greatest performer to step in the ring. Kurt Angle, The undisputed greatest wrestler alive. Bret Hart, a technical master. Face facts Pitiful, you might get a punch or two on me but we both know I'm better than you. A couple of punches and maybe a power move such as a Gorilla Press is all you're going to amount to before my skill and speed simply out wrestle and defeat you and then you can go back to your nonsensical ramblings in the background of an otherwise OK Enrique song and have the good sense to leave wrestling to the better peeps like me.
Kurt, Jeremy, while I still question your decision to name a schizophrenic multiple personality as the number one contender and not me, I'm not going to hold a grudge against you. I know this experiment of yours is only going to blow up in your faces in a one sided title match which only qualifies as good due to the in ring talent of Josh Eagles, another talent my size Pitiful. When you are both sitting in the back watching watching Jason Haven stink up the main event, I know full well that you'll be thanking Dusty's God that next month it will be myself and Josh for the title. Good wrestler vs great wrestler. See this isn't an I ALWAYS have an Angle thing, although I do.It's about knowing how good and talented I am and having PRIDE in that fact!"
He leaves the ring and we fade to black.
END PROMO
