Post by gothamriddler on Jul 13, 2010 18:59:32 GMT -5
** A cameraman is shown in the locker room of E.Ngyma as he's getting ready for his debut match. Whom is breaking character terribly.**
E.Ngyma: Well it's my first match here in Kingdom of Pride. I'm a little rusty from not wrestling over the months. You getting this?
E.Ngyma Hired Cameraman: Yes I am sir. When was your last match?
E.Ngyma: That would be when the other place shut down. You know that you were filming me over there in that shit hole for my new internet show. Which will be able to be on *Censored* in a month. Enough with the cheap plugs.
**E.Ngyma finishes getting ready and heads out of the locker room waiting to do his backstage interview with The "Mouth Of Pride" Alex Avice**
E.Ngyma: Alright were waiting for Alex Avice to finish up his interview with John Parker right now.
**E.Ngyma's personal hired cameraman pans over to Alex Avice interviewing John Parker. After watching a little bit of the interview the cameraman pans back to E.Ngyma**
E.Ngyma: Tonight I'm playing the heel which means I'm the bad guy. For my fans that are children. I ask that you don't try anything I do or act like me. I don't wanna be the one to blame cause little Johnny told his teacher to go screw himself. Well it looks like Alex is ready for me. You gotta turn that camera off now.
**E.Ngyma's Personal Cameraman shuts off the camera as E.Ngyma walks over to Alex Avice for his interview. A commercial for Kingdom of Pride's Super Show is shown. After returning from a commercial break we see E.Ngyma and Alex Avice**
Alex Avice: I stand here next to straight out of the indies E.Ngyma.
E.Ngyma: Shut your damn mouth and give me that mic.
**E.Ngyma is shown taking the mic out of Alex Avice's hand and then E.Ngyma pushes him down**
E.Ngyma:(Chuckles) Haha you stupid son of a bitch. Now cameraman make sure you pick up every word I say! So I see I'm booked for a 4 way match against three dumb fucks who probably couldn't fight their way out of a fucking paper bag. Now I know I'm not the biggest wrestler in the match tonight. But I'll be FUCKING DAMNED if I don't put my heart and soul into my work! Besides how hard can it be to beat those three idiots. Come here cameraman were going for a walk.
**E.Ngyma graps the cameraman by the shirt forcing him to follow**
E.Ngyma: I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do to all them in my match tonight.
**E.Ngyma is shown picking up a singapore cane and griping it tightly**
E.Ngyma: You see those guys next to the catering?
**The cameraman pans over to a few of the backstage workers enjoying the catering. Then E.Ngyma's hand is shown pulling the camera toward him.**
E.Ngyma: WATCH THIS!
**E.Ngyma runs over to the catering table and canes the poor workers repeatedly**
E.Ngyma:*Whispers* Destruction can be beautiful.
**The cameraman pans to E.Ngyma walking away laughing with the bloody singapore cane still in his grip. Medical personal and trainers rush to the scene. After watching it the camera fades to Keith Oswalt and Eric Witz.**
Eric Witz: Now that's a way to make a impact on the first night.
Keith Osawlt: No that's brutal and uncalled for. Something like that demands immediate action. I only hope that Mr.Sterling or that Mr.Nobel take care of this situation right away.
Eric Witz: Don't be such a downer Oswalt! The man made a impact and I like it. Even if it was the sacrifice of the help.
Keith Oswalt: Witz why do I bother arguing with you if you're gonna by like this.
Eric Witz: Give it a rest and enjoy the night.
** *Censored* music begins to start playing as a match begin to start**
E.Ngyma: Well it's my first match here in Kingdom of Pride. I'm a little rusty from not wrestling over the months. You getting this?
E.Ngyma Hired Cameraman: Yes I am sir. When was your last match?
E.Ngyma: That would be when the other place shut down. You know that you were filming me over there in that shit hole for my new internet show. Which will be able to be on *Censored* in a month. Enough with the cheap plugs.
**E.Ngyma finishes getting ready and heads out of the locker room waiting to do his backstage interview with The "Mouth Of Pride" Alex Avice**
E.Ngyma: Alright were waiting for Alex Avice to finish up his interview with John Parker right now.
**E.Ngyma's personal hired cameraman pans over to Alex Avice interviewing John Parker. After watching a little bit of the interview the cameraman pans back to E.Ngyma**
E.Ngyma: Tonight I'm playing the heel which means I'm the bad guy. For my fans that are children. I ask that you don't try anything I do or act like me. I don't wanna be the one to blame cause little Johnny told his teacher to go screw himself. Well it looks like Alex is ready for me. You gotta turn that camera off now.
**E.Ngyma's Personal Cameraman shuts off the camera as E.Ngyma walks over to Alex Avice for his interview. A commercial for Kingdom of Pride's Super Show is shown. After returning from a commercial break we see E.Ngyma and Alex Avice**
Alex Avice: I stand here next to straight out of the indies E.Ngyma.
E.Ngyma: Shut your damn mouth and give me that mic.
**E.Ngyma is shown taking the mic out of Alex Avice's hand and then E.Ngyma pushes him down**
E.Ngyma:(Chuckles) Haha you stupid son of a bitch. Now cameraman make sure you pick up every word I say! So I see I'm booked for a 4 way match against three dumb fucks who probably couldn't fight their way out of a fucking paper bag. Now I know I'm not the biggest wrestler in the match tonight. But I'll be FUCKING DAMNED if I don't put my heart and soul into my work! Besides how hard can it be to beat those three idiots. Come here cameraman were going for a walk.
**E.Ngyma graps the cameraman by the shirt forcing him to follow**
E.Ngyma: I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do to all them in my match tonight.
**E.Ngyma is shown picking up a singapore cane and griping it tightly**
E.Ngyma: You see those guys next to the catering?
**The cameraman pans over to a few of the backstage workers enjoying the catering. Then E.Ngyma's hand is shown pulling the camera toward him.**
E.Ngyma: WATCH THIS!
**E.Ngyma runs over to the catering table and canes the poor workers repeatedly**
E.Ngyma:*Whispers* Destruction can be beautiful.
**The cameraman pans to E.Ngyma walking away laughing with the bloody singapore cane still in his grip. Medical personal and trainers rush to the scene. After watching it the camera fades to Keith Oswalt and Eric Witz.**
Eric Witz: Now that's a way to make a impact on the first night.
Keith Osawlt: No that's brutal and uncalled for. Something like that demands immediate action. I only hope that Mr.Sterling or that Mr.Nobel take care of this situation right away.
Eric Witz: Don't be such a downer Oswalt! The man made a impact and I like it. Even if it was the sacrifice of the help.
Keith Oswalt: Witz why do I bother arguing with you if you're gonna by like this.
Eric Witz: Give it a rest and enjoy the night.
** *Censored* music begins to start playing as a match begin to start**