Post by Steven Carter on Jul 30, 2010 21:21:18 GMT -5
Steven Watson Carter walks into his first Heavyweight Championship bout in professional wrestling with a one to one record. One win over the Sword of the Lord, one loss to the former multi-time World Champion. Carter is not an idealistic young man, and knows that he will have his fair share of wins and losses in this business - however, what he was told this past week on Oblivion is nothing he could have ever seen coming...
The scene opens up to a shot of Steven Watson Carter staring at a door that reads "Steven Watson Carter and John Parker" on it, seemingly written on their with a red sharpie. Carter sighs, opens up the door, and walks into the room. It is dark inside, so Carter looks for the light switch. He flips the switch...
The scene opens up to a shot of Steven Watson Carter staring at a door that reads "Steven Watson Carter and John Parker" on it, seemingly written on their with a red sharpie. Carter sighs, opens up the door, and walks into the room. It is dark inside, so Carter looks for the light switch. He flips the switch...
JDP: SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWC: What the hell?!
There is a giant ass cake sitting in the middle of the room with various familiar faces standing all around the room. We see "The Hangman" Theobald O'Beirn, The Phenomenal Blu, Joseph Collins, Rob Hunter, Stuart James, the mexican guy from Tim Harrison's old RPs, and even the Old Spice Guy!
Not shown in picture: His horse, which he is usually on.
Confused, Carter walks out of the room in a huff, and slams the door behind him. He slaps himself in the face a couple of times, before turning back around and entering the room once more.
Not shown in picture: His horse, which he is usually on.
Confused, Carter walks out of the room in a huff, and slams the door behind him. He slaps himself in the face a couple of times, before turning back around and entering the room once more.
JDP: NAUTICAL THEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carter passes out on the spot, as the scene fades to black...
THIRTEEN HOURS LATER...
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JDP: Wake up Steve! Wake up!
John Parker starts slapping the Fortunate One across the face trying to wake him up.
SWC: Can you knock that off!?
JDP: Knock what off? That fuzzy you have on your eyebrow?
SWC: No you son of a-
JDP: GOT IT!
He clocks SWC over the head with a hard right hand chop (VINTAGE RIC FLAIR) and SWC jolts up to his feet and walks about thirty to thirty five steps away from JDP. Obviously displeased, he walks towards the door but is quickly stopped by JDP.
JDP: Where ya going new best friend?
SWC: I am not your new best friend! And I am NOT telling you where I'm going!
JDP: You going to the bathroom!? Trust me, man. The shitters here in this building are... well, shit. I clogged one just three hours ago while you were passed out... I took pictures of it, too.... WANNA SEE!?
SWC: I am not going to the---- wait, you took pictures of your clogged toilet?
JDP: Doesn't everyone? I mean, that was quite the accomplishment, you know?
SWC: Well, I guess-
SWC shakes his head and stops himself from falling into JDP's charm. His oh so charming charm.
SWC: LOOK! We may be tag team partners, but after I win the Kingdom of Pride Valiant title, we won't need each other for anything! Hell, maybe once I win the title, the damn folk in management will see the error of their ways.
JDP: But if we don't team... WE'RE FIRED
SWC: Correction, if we don't IMPRESS... we're fired. Trust me, I'm going to impress. Now, get outta my way buddy... I gotta championship to win.
SWC leaves the room, while JDP stays behind. The camera focuses in on his face, and his normally jovial demeanor becomes horribly evil visage.
JDP: We will team, Steven Watson J. Carter. Oh, we will team.
Or my name isn't JOHN PARKER.