Post by Stephen Callaway on Jul 20, 2010 19:42:35 GMT -5
'Remedy' by Cold plays and Stephen Callaway steps through the curtain. He turns and walks backwards down the isle for a moment while looking at the stage area.
Stephen Callaway
"So this is it, the Kingdom Of Pride. After Sunday's debut show I want you all to take a long look at me."
He falls silent as they 'look'.
Stephen Callaway
"For you see before you a new man! When PWF fell, I had a fairly un-inspiring win loss record. That's in the past! I stand before you all on a clean slate. Undefeated! From the ashes of the Pro Wrestling Fire rises a phoenix of Pride. This is where I make my mark, this is where I take my rightful place at the top of the pro wrestling ladder. As your champion."
Some of the crowd boo.
Stephen Callaway
"This brings me some bad news I'm afraid. All my fans, my Tipposi, I have terrible news for you all. In order to be your champion, the champion that you need but not the one you deserve, I have to win my match this Sunday. Now because I am 'pure dead brilliant' as my old neighbors in Scotland would say, upper management have made it tough for The Cals. Not only am I in a Triple Threat Match, but I'm in a Beat The Clock Challenge. Unfortunately for my Tipposi, that means I won't be in this ring for very long.
This means that my Tipposi from Calsifornia, New York, Scotland, France, Argentina and all over will only see me in the ring for around three and a half minutes. I say three and a half minute because I looked at two things my opponents and myself.
First up let's look at my opponents: The first one is The Riddler. Now let's face it, between now and Sunday night, he's bound to fail in a diabolical scheme and end up back in Arkham so it's down to a one on one.
With Tommy Hillfinger.
A crap wrestler from a crap family who foiled a break in by thinking he was Batman and now thinks he's a wrestler. Sorry to tell you this son, but someone who has only stepped of the training mat and stumbled into a KoP contract isn't a wrestler. He's lost!
And finally we come to me. 'The New Man'. 'The Undefeated'. 'Mr. Everything'. I am a man on fire at the moment and I will burn all the way to the World Title here in the Kingdom Of Pride. Tommy Hillfinger and The Riddler won't stop me. The big names like Adam Unable, Christine Kane and Justin Soft can't stop me. I am your new World Champion!
Deal With It!"
He tosses the mike over the rope as his music plays and he leaves the area.
END PROMO
Stephen Callaway
"So this is it, the Kingdom Of Pride. After Sunday's debut show I want you all to take a long look at me."
He falls silent as they 'look'.
Stephen Callaway
"For you see before you a new man! When PWF fell, I had a fairly un-inspiring win loss record. That's in the past! I stand before you all on a clean slate. Undefeated! From the ashes of the Pro Wrestling Fire rises a phoenix of Pride. This is where I make my mark, this is where I take my rightful place at the top of the pro wrestling ladder. As your champion."
Some of the crowd boo.
Stephen Callaway
"This brings me some bad news I'm afraid. All my fans, my Tipposi, I have terrible news for you all. In order to be your champion, the champion that you need but not the one you deserve, I have to win my match this Sunday. Now because I am 'pure dead brilliant' as my old neighbors in Scotland would say, upper management have made it tough for The Cals. Not only am I in a Triple Threat Match, but I'm in a Beat The Clock Challenge. Unfortunately for my Tipposi, that means I won't be in this ring for very long.
This means that my Tipposi from Calsifornia, New York, Scotland, France, Argentina and all over will only see me in the ring for around three and a half minutes. I say three and a half minute because I looked at two things my opponents and myself.
First up let's look at my opponents: The first one is The Riddler. Now let's face it, between now and Sunday night, he's bound to fail in a diabolical scheme and end up back in Arkham so it's down to a one on one.
With Tommy Hillfinger.
A crap wrestler from a crap family who foiled a break in by thinking he was Batman and now thinks he's a wrestler. Sorry to tell you this son, but someone who has only stepped of the training mat and stumbled into a KoP contract isn't a wrestler. He's lost!
And finally we come to me. 'The New Man'. 'The Undefeated'. 'Mr. Everything'. I am a man on fire at the moment and I will burn all the way to the World Title here in the Kingdom Of Pride. Tommy Hillfinger and The Riddler won't stop me. The big names like Adam Unable, Christine Kane and Justin Soft can't stop me. I am your new World Champion!
Deal With It!"
He tosses the mike over the rope as his music plays and he leaves the area.
END PROMO