Post by lossexys on Jul 23, 2010 21:46:58 GMT -5
We are in "Alejandro's Bar in Grill" in Tijuana, Mexico. It is 12:35PM/Noon, as the bar is half full, or half empty, however you want to put it. A smokin' hawt latin chick is at the bar, sitting on a stool downing some shots of Tequila. The camera moves slowly to the right as we see Super Sexy staring at the chick drinking in awe. Sexy is wearing a black and white bandana, a white tank top, blue jeans, and white beat up sneakers at he gazes at the women, like he's in love...which to no surprise, he is.
Super Sexy: Ooooohhhh chica, I like the way you drink baby! Me gusta...me gusssttttaaa...
Smokin' Hawt Chick: Please, fuck off you fat piece of shit.
Super Sexy: Ooooohhhh chica, I like the way you tell me to fuck. Me Gusta...me gusssstttaaaa...
Smokin' Hawt Chick: Oh fuck me, Perv, go die in a hole you fuck.
Super Sexy: Ooooohhhh chica, I like the way you tell me to fuck you in your hole. Me Gusta...me gussssstttaaa...
The chick is obviously getting pissed off, and grabs the glass bottle of Tequila threatiningly.
Smokin' Hawt Chick: I swear to Ava Marie, I will crack this fucking bottle over your fucking head you tubby piece of shit!
Super Sexy: Oooohhhh chica, I like the way you crack fucking bottles over my head-- Hey wait wha...
The smokin' hawt chick hits Super Sexy upside the head with the bottle of Tequila. The bottle breaks into dozens of tiny little pieces which sends Sexy flying off his stool and onto the ground. Sexy clutches his face in pain as the chick stands over him and curses him out in Spanish. The entire bar is looking at them
Super Sexy: OOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? RIIIIICCCCOOO!!!! RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCOOO!!!
Rico Suave comes running out of the bathroom buttoning his pants
Rico Suave: Super! What's wrong?
Super Sexy: This bitch damaged my good looks! MY FFFAAACCEE!! MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rico Suave looks at Super Sexy. His face is covered in blood. Rico then looks at the smokin' hawt chick. She is 5'2, 90-something pounds, long thick, black hair, a giant rack and a big fat ass. Rico is in awe, and wants nothing more than to nail her.
Rico Suave: Senorita, what's wrong?
Smokin' Hawt Chick: This pendejo got on my last fucking nerves that's what's wrong!
Super Sexy: PENDEJO! PENDEJO! PPPEEEEEENNNNNDDDDDDEEEJJJOOO!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
Rico Suave: Chica, what is chore name?
Smokin' Hawt Chick: Rebecca. My friends call be Becca.
Rico Suave: Er, okay then. What should I call chu?
Rebecca: Call me Becca...baby...
Becca seems to like Rico
Rico Suave: OOHH...okay then Becca. Chu think we can talk this over?
Rebecca: Mhm. Of course we can..
Both Rico and Becca walk into the bathroom.
MEANWHILE, IN THE BATHROOM
MEANWHILE, IN THE BATHROOM
Rebecca: AYE PAPI DON'T STOP FUCKING ME!!! AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEE!!!
7 MINUTES LATER
We see Rico come out from the bathroom satisfied. He walks over to the bar where Sexy is. Sexy cleaned up and is drinking some Corona Lights.
Rico Suave: Ay Sexy, wassup?
Super Sexy: I'm losing my touch.
Rico Suave: Huh?
Super Sexy: I used to be a ladies man ese`! All the women used to be on hands and knees, wanting every last piece of me!
Random Unseen Guy in the Background: Yeah sure you fat fuck!
Super Sexy: Ey fuck you Pendejajh!
Rico Suave: PendeJO. And why are chu using words chu don't even know?
Super Sexy frowns
Super Sexy: I don't know.
Rico Suave: Ey Super, chu got to look the the brightside me amigo! Chu is one half of THE Los Sexys! Chu is sexy, just like me ese!
Super Sexy's eyes open wide with glee
Super Sexy: Weally?
Rico Suave: Really ese vato! We are Los Sexys! And what are we best at!?
Rico Suave and Super Sexy: BEING SEXY!
Random Unseen Guy in the Background: BEING FAGGOTS!
Rico Suave: Alright who the fuck is that?
HOURS LATER, AT THE BORDER
We see The Los Sexys just a little bit away from the USA/Mexico Border. With suitcases in hand, they both stop to talk
We see The Los Sexys just a little bit away from the USA/Mexico Border. With suitcases in hand, they both stop to talk
Rico Suave: Facking americanos
Super Sexy: What's wrong Rico?
Rico Suave: Nothing I just facking hate Americans
Super Sexy: Why?
Rico Suave: Because they shit all over my people. These fat ignorant pigs think that they're shits smell like flowers. Every time I am in this god forsaken country, I get questioned because of my heritage, they think I'm a facking illegal immigrant.
Super Sexy: You are amigo.
Rico Suave: That's not the point.
Super Sexy: Then what is?
Rico Suave: Nothing I just can't stand these facking pigs.
Super Sexy: How about we flash foward to out hotel rooms in Cooksville, Tennessee?
Rico Suave: Yeah! Let's do it amigo!
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A LOS SEXY STYLE FLASHBACK.
We are now in a small hotel room in Cooksville, Tennessee, where The Los Sexys are entering their hotel room with flabbergasted expressions on their faces
We are now in a small hotel room in Cooksville, Tennessee, where The Los Sexys are entering their hotel room with flabbergasted expressions on their faces
Super Sexy: WOW! What a pulse pounding, adrenaline rushing adventure we just encountered!
Rico Suave: I know amigo! I can't believe what just happenend! The carnage, the genocide, the romance, IT WAS MIND BLOWING!
Super Sexy: YEAH! Better yet, let's never mention it ever again!
Rico Suave: Totally!
The expressions on Suave and Sexy's face go back to normal. As they lay their belongings on their beds, a knock is on the door.
Rico Suave: What the fack is that?
Super Sexy: OOH! It must be him!
Rico Suave: Who the fack is "Heem"?
Sexy dashes to the door and opens it up
Super Sexy: Ah-hah! I knew it was you!
Rico Suave: Seriously Super, who the fack is it?
Super Sexy moves out of the way as a man in suit walks into the room. Sexy shuts the door as Rico examines the man. He is 5'5, about 130 lbs, dark brown gelled hair, and is very scrawny. Not sure what to do, Rico walks up to the man
Rico Suave: Who the fack are chu?
Scrawny Looking Guy: C-C-Colin...Colin O'Brady.
Rico Suave: Chu know this man Super?
Super Sexy: Nope!
Rico Suave: Then how did you know it was, "him"?
Super Sexy: Because last week I went to KOP Headquarters and brought ourselves an exclusive interviewer! I even picked him out!
Rico Suave: You had a CHOICE, and you picked HIM!?
Super Sexy: Yep!
Rico Suave: Why did chu pick this facker?
Super Sexy: I dunno. I was drunk amigo.
Rico facepalms
Rico Suave: Alright then Connor--
Colin O'Brady: Colin.
Rico Suave: Colin, alright then, what do chu want to know?
Colin O'Brady: Well Rico, I want to know what you and Super Sexy think of your opponents in KOP's main event, Chris Hart and John Parker.
Rico stares at Colin for a while
Rico Suave: Out of all the questions chu could of ask us, chu ask us what we think about Chris Hart and John Parker!?
Colin O'Brady: Uh-well uh, they ARE your opposition in both your debuts here in Kingdom of Pride.
Rico Suave: Hm, well, lemme tell you something pendejo, I don't give a flaying FACK about two fat, ugly, racist Americans like Chris Hart and John Parker!
Akward Silence
Colin O'Brady: Uh Rico...
Rico Suave: What!?
Colin O'Brady: Chris Hart is Canadian and John Parker is British...
Rico Suave: ...
Super Sexy: ...
Colin O'Brady: ...
Even more akward silence
Rico Suave: Get the fack out of here
With his head hanging in shame, Colin slowly walks out of the hotel room
Super Sexy: Instead of asking us about Parker an' Hart, you should've asked us on why we are so DAMN SEXY!
Colin exits the room
Super Sexy: Hey Rico, you okay ese?
Rico Suave: Yeah, I'm just pissed off and tired amigo.
Super Sexy: Yeah me too.
Rico Suave: Fack this I'm going to sleep
Super Sexy: I'm going out to sleep with some smokin' hot chicas! See you later Rico!
Rico Suave: Yeah, hasta luego Super.
Super Sexy exits the room as Rico lays down on his bed
Rico Suave: Fag.