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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:42:12 GMT -5
"Just Like You" by Three Days Grace Blares over the PA system in the arena as Kid Flanagan makes his down to the ring holding a book bag, he gives some fans high fives before he gets into the ring. Finally he gets into the ring, he then starts going through his book bag, he then pulls out an two water pistols. He then yells "BOOM", then he leaps out of the ring and shoots some hot woman wearing an white t-shirt. Kid then yells "BOOBSHOT!". Kid Flanagan then gets back into the ring.
Ike Rose: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 185 pounds, and hailing from Saint Paul, Minnesota…Kid Flanagan!
Eric Witz: So did I miss the memo where Pride was hiring circus freaks?
Keith Oswalt: Well…Kid Flanagan is certainly one of our more interesting acquired wrestlers as of late. But his enthusiasm is to be admired.
Eric Witz: If you admire this “Kid,” you might have some mental problems. Got anything you wanna confess during Eric Witz therapy hour?
'Remedy' by Cold plays and Stephen Callaway and Missy step through the curtain. They stand back to back Callaway does a V1 prayer with his nose between his first two fingers, Missy holds her hands together in a gun shape like Charlie's Angels. The moment the two have got their taunt in place the smoke machine sends a cloud upwards behind them. As they walk to the ring, Callaway does his best to look intimidating while Missy walks, almost dancing behind him. Callaway walks up the steps and through the ropes while Missy sits on the turnbuckles and rolls in like Beth Phoenix. Once in the ring they stand side by side, Callaway doing his V1 Prayer and Missy holding her two pinkies together in the shape of an S.
Keith Oswalt: Stephen Callaway has been on quite a rise as of late. He nearly won the Last Chance Battle Royal at “Return of the Kingdom,” and last week, embarrassed Ace Diamonds so badly he left the company! You don’t anger the man with an angle!
Eric Witz: Which is exactly what Kid Flanagan did last week by…well, being alive.
The bell rings, and both Kid Flanagan and Stephen Callaway eye each other, with Kid Flanagan happily jumping up and down. They go to lock-up, but Callaway quickly begins to hammer down on Kid! He continues his merciless assault, until Kid is on the ground, and even then he begins to stomp down on him. Callaway then lifts up Kid, and kicks him into the corner, before hitting Kid with a huge flurry of uppercuts until Kid goes down, and the referee pulls Callaway away. Callaway lifts up Kid, and pulls him forward, before hitting a Big Boot on Kid, sending him down to the canvas!
Keith Oswalt: Stephen Callaway is showing off an incredibly aggressive offense against Kid Flanagan, similar to last week. It’s almost as if Stephen Callaway has some hidden agenda against Kid Flanagan.
Eric Witz: He does. It’s called his angle. Duh?
Callaway begins to stomp down on Kid again, before lifting him up, and going for a clothesline. However, Kid ducks, and grabs Callaway, dropping him with a spinebuster! Kid stands up, and yells ‘BOOOOOBIES!” Kid then runs off the ropes…but Callaway gets up, and hits him with a kick right to the face! Callaway then hops on Kid, and begins to pound him into the canvas, until the referee pulls him off! Callaway pushes him aside, but Kid stands up, and hits a few shots to Callaway’s stomach. He continues on with the punches, each one getting stronger, before Irish Whipping Callaway, who rebounds right into The Kid Kick (Super Kick)! Kid pins Callaway…
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Kick-out by Callaway!
Both men get up, and Kid goes for a clothesline, but Callaway ducks and grabs Kid, hitting him with the “Everything Goes” (Bodyslam into Reverse DDT)! Callaway then goes to choke Kid, as Missy cheers him on. Callaway finally moves away, and makes a triangle symbol to the crowd, getting an incredibly mixed response! Callaway then tries to lift up Kid, but Kid responds with more of the previously seen quick punches to Callaway’s stomach, before kicking Callaway in the stomach, and then hitting some knife edge chops on Callaway. Kid then Irish Whips Callaway into the corner, and charges him, but Callaway moves out of the way, causing Kid to bounce off the turunbuckle. Callaway then grabs him, and drops him with an “Always Having An Angle” Slam! Callaway makes a pin…
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Kickout by Kid!
Keith Oswalt: Callaway nearly killed Kid Flanagan with that “Angle” Slam!
Eric Witz: I suppose that would be child abuse, which The Kingdom of Pride heavily ignores.
Callaway stands up, and goes back to stomping Kid down, before lifting him up and dropping him with a suplex. Callaway then uses his boot to choke Kid, who rolls away, coughing profusely. After liftinh Kid up, Callaway tries to slam Kid’s head into the turnbuckle, but Kid blocks it with his foot, before slamming an elbow into Callaway’s face! Kid then begins to hammer away at Callaway, as the crowd goes crazy! Kid pushes Callaway off the ropes, and hits him with a jumping knee strike! Callaway groggily stumbles against the ropes, and as he’s walking back, Kid grabs him and goes for the Kid Wins (FU)…but Callaway slides off his shoulders! Kid turns around, just in time to duck the Calsi Kick (Superkick)! He grabs Callaway, and drops him with the Kid Wins! He pins...
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3!
Ike Rose: Here is your winner, with a time of 6 minutes and 45 seconds...Kid Flanagan!
Keith Oswalt: Stephen Callaway's triumphant momentum has been silence by Kid Flanagn!
Eric Witz: What.A.Joke. Riddilin baby if I've ever seen one.
The scene fades to black.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:42:26 GMT -5
Following the opening match, Jeremy Sterling can be seen walking down the hallways, a clipboard in his left hand and a black pen in his right. Furiously reading through the notes on the paper and adding things to it, Jeremy seems incredibly focused. As he is continuing to write, while occasionally looking up to avoid running into any of the stagehands, a gruff voice catches Jeremy off guard, disturbing his focus.
Obscene: Jeremy.
Looking to his right, in a shadow, Jeremy Sterling sees Obscene sitting, his eyes locked on Jeremy Sterling. Not sure why he is speaking to him, Jeremy Sterling turns to Obscene, asking him what’s on his mind.
Jeremy Sterling: Obscene, what’s up?
Rolling his eyes at Jeremy’s casual demeanor, Obscene sighs before continuing on.
Obscene: Why are you doing this?
Jeremy Sterling: Doing what?
Becoming annoyed with Jeremy, Obscene stands up out of the shadows and looks at Jeremy, inching closer to him.
Obscene: Bastardizing your company.
Jeremy Sterling: What did you say?
Obscene: Are you deaf now too?
Now incredibly irritated, Jeremy Sterling tightly grasps his pen, grinding his teeth while looking at Obscene. However, before he can get a word out, Obscene continues to speak.
Obscene: This company used to be renowned for the wrestling it showcased, now what are you doing? You’re putting me, the only former Valiant champion on the roster, in a strange bedfellows match with that worthless piece of garbage Thomas Hargrove. What the hell are you trying to do?
Jeremy Sterling: I am…
Obscene: You know what, forget I asked. I’ll deal with this my own way, boss. But from now on, don’t you dare book me with lazy partners. I’m trying to help restore this company to it’s former glory, and when you team me with cancer like Thomas Hargrove, nothing, and I mean, nothing good will happen.
After saying this, Obscene finally storms off the scene, leaving Jeremy unsure with what to expect from him later on during his tag team match with Tommy Hargrove.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:42:57 GMT -5
"El Mudo - Chacarron Macarron" plays and the fans cheer. John Parker comes to the ring with a smile on his face, dancing atrociously to his music.
Ike Rose: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time-limit. Introducing first, from Florida by way of Nottingham, England, weighing in at 130 pounds, John Parker!
The bass line of Muse's "Hysteria" is an instant sound alert to the impending entrance of Stephen Lawson, who emerges from the curtain once the drums begin to creep into the PA system. He's wearing his usual wrestling attire, as well as the "Phoenix Connection" ring jacket he and his partner are both known to wear. Stephen slowly starts his walk down the aisle, only to pick up to a near sprint once the rest of the song starts. He takes a running leap, flying between the middle and bottom ropes. Stephen tumbles onto his back, then kips up, smiling and throwing his arms up before moving over to his corner, allowing the referee to check his knee and elbow pads.
Ike Rose: And his opponent, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing in at 212 pounds, Stephen Lawson
Having both of their partners at ringside, John Parker grins at Steven Carter before the bell rings as Stephen Lawson does a few light stretches. Finally once the bell rings, John Parker looks at Lawson who quickly charges at him. Parker, having become more confident in the ring, leaps up off of the mat and hit’s a dropkick on the charging Lawson. Not expecting to have been hit by the move, Lawson falls to the mat as John Parker quickly pounces on top of him with a cover, 1... Kick out!
Despite the kick out, Parker stays on top of him, pulling Lawson up to his feet before putting Lawson into a side headlock. After a few seconds of the side headlock, Parker takes Lawson down with a headlock takeover. After doing this, Parker throws a few punches into Lawson’s head before getting up off of him and letting Lawson get to his feet himself. Once on his feet, Parker hits him with a quick arm drag, but Lawson rolls through and gets back to his feet, charging at Parker attempting to lariat him. However, Parker dodges the lariat and instead hit’s a quick neckbreaker on Lawson, cracking Lawson’s neck over his own shoulder. Holding his neck as he hit’s the mat, Parker quickly gets up to his feet again and stomps a few times on Lawson before lifting him up to his feet and putting Lawson in a cravate! Cranking down on the cravate, Parker finally runs to the corner before running up the corner and hitting a shiranui on Lawson!
Keith Oswalt: Shiranui!
Eric Witz: Sliced Bread Number Two!
Keith Oswalt: Stupid Americans.
Eric Witz: Stupid Japs.
Keith Oswalt: I’m not Japanese.
Eric Witz: Then clearly you’re not allowed to say Shiranui, you’re American, we’re in America, it’s called Sliced Bread Number Two!
Keith Oswalt: BAH HUMBUG!
Eric Witz: It’s still not Christmas.
After having hit the shiranui on Stephen Lawson, John Parker grins as he finally goes back up to the top rope. As he does this though, Taylor Jones hops up onto the apron, but before he is able to do anything, Steven Carter grabs Taylor Jones by the ankles, having his face slam against the apron. After doing this, Carter lifts Jones up and finally powerbombs him against the barricade. As Carter does this, Parker finally leaps off the top rope and hit’s a huge Moonsault, nailing Lawson with the move. Hooking Lawson’s leg, Parker covers,
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3!
Ike Rose: Here is your winner, via pinfall, at 3 minutes and 2 seconds, John Parker!
Keith Oswalt: Parker completely dominated that match!
Eric Witz: Never thought we’d hear that.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:43:26 GMT -5
Johnny Noble is sitting in the locker room when Stephen Callaway enters. Johnny's on his feet ready. Callaway unfolds a steel chair and sits down. He motions for Johnny to do the same
Stephen Callaway: I saw you last week talking about your brother and I thought I'd add my three cents.
Johnny Noble: What do you know about my brother and I.
Stephen Callaway: About you two? Nothing. But I have seen brothers in this business. I AM a brother in this business.
Johnny Noble: Alright then, say what you gotta.
Stephen Callaway: Like Kurt, I'm the famous one. I've got five brothers and a sister, I guess they made me what I am."
Johnny Noble: How do you work that out?
Stephen Callaway: I wanted to stand out. Look at KoP, Adam Abel turned on his fans because he wanted to stand out. A couple of weeks ago, Storm had one hell of a night because he wanted to stand out here. It's the same for everyone here. My brothers and Fiona are all in the wrestling business. I do what I do to stand out from them and be noticed as Stephen. Not as Brian's brother.
Johnny Noble: What are you getting at?
Stephen Callaway: Everyone here knows Kurt Noble. After what he's done in this business over the years, I guess you're referred to as 'Kurt's brother'. What I'm saying is: Go out there, do what you have to do and be better than him. Have people walk up to him and call him 'Johnny's brother'.
Be prepared for the fall out though. The second you start getting big matches and title shots, the calls of 'fix' and 'favoritism' will start. Look at Triple H. He's the best example. Every time he does well you get the calls of 'it's because of his wife/family/father in law. He had to work twice as hard, for a few years he won Wrestler of the Year awards solely to justify himself to every 'fix' allegation.
He stands up and heads to the door.
Stephen Callaway: This isn't an angle or a shoot or anything like that. I just want you to succeed and to do well, all I'm doing right now is giving you warning of what can happen.
He turns and walks out the room
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:44:26 GMT -5
Tommy enters the arena to Eye of the Tiger by Survivor begins to play he is wearing a white cotton robe, the hood is hoisted on his head. His hands are taped as well as his feet, he moves forward a few feet, raises his arms as Hero begins to play. He does a 360 degree spin while holding his arm in the air. He brings his hands to his mouth, kisses them, places both arms across his chest to form an X, and than begins to make his way toward the ring. Following behind him several feet is his mentor Nick Hill. Ike Rose: The following match-up is a tag team match, scheduled fort one-fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 265 pounds…Tommy Hargrove! The lights in the arena dim as "Black Celebration" by Depeche Mode begins to play. Immediately the fans boo loudly, and after a few moments Obscene walks out from behind the curtain, wearing a plain white t-shirt and black jeans. He stares at the fans with a malevolent expression on his face and slowly walks towards the ring and then up the ring steps. He climbs into the ring, and ignoring the boos he backs up into a corner of the ring, giving a sly nod to his small following of fans way back in the arena.Ike Rose: And his partner, weighing in at 190 pounds…Obscene! Keith Oswalt: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! Last week, we saw these two square off, with Obscene on the losing end of the bout. However, that didn’t stop him from pounding Tommy Hargrove to a pulp! Thus, the “Strange Bedfellows” match-up was booked! Eric Witz: I’ve still never liked the name. Ever. The concept of two men in “bed” together isn’t even close to this match! ”Now, I am become Death. The destroyer of Worlds.” *The the words of Oppenheimer finish and the slow, melodic beat of “Warriors of the World” fills the arena, the giants Somba and Balraj enter through the curtain. Their manager and trainer, Kaja Reinhardt is in tow, drilling the men with their game plan in her native German tongue. The crowd watches in awe as the two behemoths enter the ring. They waste no time taunting. They don’t acknowledge the crowd. They’re ready to brutalize the opposition.*Ike Rose: Introducing their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 730 pounds…Somba and Balraj… Der Krieg Maschinen! Keith Oswalt: Last week, we saw these two men brutalize Los Sexys, ending their time here in Pride. Truly the largest team ever seen in Pride! Eric Witz: It’s not about the size, but how you... Keith Oswalt: I’d appreciate it if you DIDN’T finish that thought. The bell rings, as Somba steps forward. Hargrove and Obscene begin to argue on who should go first, and Obscene pushes Hargrove towards Somba…but he doesn’t move! The distraction, however, gives Somba ample time to run forward, and hit a huge running knee on Hargrove! Somba begins to mercilessly hammer down on Hargrove, forcing him into a corner. The beatdown continues, with the referee being afraid to stop it! Somba finally backs up into the opposite corner, and charges Hargrove, but Hargrove moves, causing Somba to bounce off the turnbuckle. Somba stumbles back, right into a kick from Hargrove, followed by a huge DDT! Hargrove pulls Somba to the middle of the ring, and pins him… 1… Kickout by Somba! Keith Oswalt: Tommy Hargrove is as strong as any other wrestler we’ve ever seen. It’s difficult to trade blows with Somba. Eric Witz: It’s not too difficult when you’re the same size… Hargrove gets up, and begins to stomp down on Somba, before driving some knees into his back. Hargrove then lifts him up, and pushes him into the corner, before hitting him with a few more punches, Hargrove Irish Whips Somba, but as Hargrove charges him, Somba runs forward, hitting a huge clothesline on Hargrove to take him down. Somba then lifts him up, and hits a thumb to his neck! Hargrove stumbles about, and as he is, Somba grabs him and tags in Balraj, who gets in the ring, and hits a chop on Hargrove to send him down. Balraj then lifts up Hargrove, and with both hands, lifts him up, and tosses him across the ring! Nick yells at him from outside the ring, and Balraj shoots him a terrifying look to silence him. Balraj lifts up Hargrove, and tosses him into a corner, before hitting a series of elbows on him. Hargrove is now using the ropes to hold himself up, apparently nearly drained from the incredible offense. He then stumbles forward, and manages to avoid a brain chop, before kicking Balraj in the leg, mobbing around him, and hitting him with a swinging neckbreaker! Hargrove pins the big man… 1… 2… Kickout by Balraj! Hargrove stands up, and stomps Balraj once, before walking over to his corner. He goes to tag in Obscene, but Obscene doesn’t hold out his hand! Obscene merely yells “Fight him, you fat bastard!”…but Hargrove grabs Obscene, and hurls him into the ring, which the referee signals as the tag! Keith Oswalt: Obscene didn’t want to willfully get in the ring, so Tommy Hargrove helped out his “tag team partner!” Eric Witz: Can’t we all just get along? Wait…nevermind. Then we wouldn’t have anything to watch. Obscene stands up, yelling all sorts of expletives at Hargrove, before backing into Balraj! In horror, Obscene turns around, facing the big man…before taking a swing at him! It does nothing, so Obscene takes another shot….nothing. Obscene then smiles, and shrugs…before kicking Balraj dangerously close to a certain area, making him kneel over. Obscene then goes on a fury of punches, but the much bigger man then grabs Obscene, and while running, lifts him up, and slams him into the turnbuckle! Balraj then begins to hit some elbows on Obscene, each one rocking the smaller man. Balraj then Irish Whips Obscene, and he slams almost thunderously against the opposite turnbuckle! Balraj charges him, and Obscene runs forward, hitting an immensely low kick on Balraj, nearly tripping him up. Taking advantage of this, Obscene grabs him, and uses the ropes to vault himself, hitting a Tornado DDT on Balraj! Obscene goes for a pin… 1… Obscene is thrown off viciously! He is completely stunned as Balraj stands up, almost unaffected by the move! Acting quickly, Obscene jumps forward, and begins to do whatever he can to keep Balraj down, by hitting and kicking him wildly, which only temporarily works! Obscene then turns towards Hargrove, and jumps to tag him in…but Hargrove ignores him, as the crowd cheers loudly! Keith Oswalt: Obscene ignored Tommy Hargrove’s tag attempt earlier, and now he’s paying for it! Revenge at its finest! Eric Witzz: Served cold, just how the Germans like it… Obscene snarls at Hargrove, before being grabbed by Balraj, and hit with a two arm chokeslam! Hargrove then simply watches on as Balraj grabs Obscene, lifts him up, and hits him with a Punjabi Backbreaker (Shock Treatment)! Balraj makes the pin… 1… 2… 3! Ike Rose: With a time of six minutes and 2 seconds, here are your winner…Somba and Balraj… Der Krieg Maschinen! Keith Oswalt: Well, they may have lost the match, but Tommy Hargrove seems plenty pleased by abandoning Obscene, who has been nothing but wicked to Hargrove as of late. Eric Witz: Hey, all anyone’s going to remember is a loss on paper…so hopefully fatty can live with that when he’s stuffing his face with Doritos and refried bean dip. Hargrove gets in the ring, just as Obscene is getting up. The two begin to argue, and Obscene slaps Hargrove, before the two begin brawling! The crowd cheers as Hargrove gets the advantage, but as he goes to throw Obscene over the ropes, Obscene knocks Hargrove down. After doing this, Obscene grabs Hargrove and nails him with an Obscene Driver I (Delayed Michinoku Driver)! Planting Hargrove on his neck, Obscene finally walks to the back as the scene fades.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:45:04 GMT -5
After having been turned on in his match, Tommy Hargrove can be seen backstage, sitting against his lockers, his head looking down as Nick Hill looks at him. Shaking his head at Tommy, Nick Hill seems very disappointed with Tommy.
Nick Hill: What the hell were you doing out there Tommy? I told you that Obscene wasn’t going to be all buddy-buddy with you, but you still didn’t listen. Instead, you ended up having your own partner attack you.
Unable to look Nick in the eyes, Tommy keeps his head hung in defeat.
Tommy Hargrove: I know Nick… I thought Obscene…
Nick Hill: I don’t care! Did you not hear what Obscene called you earlier? He said you were garbage and that he would take care of you. He called you cancerous to the promotion’s health. And you know who he told all of this too? He told it to Jeremy Sterling, your fuckin’ boss!
Tommy still keeps his head hung in defeat.
Tommy Hargrove: Well… Maybe Obscene was right. Obscene’s a former Valiant champion, he wants to see this company succeed more than any of us. He’s one of the few originals left on the roster, so I don’t blame him if I offend him. I’m still brand-new to this business… I probably don’t even…
Nick Hill: Cut the crap Tommy. How about instead of self-pity, you decide that you’re going to get Obscene back? How about you challenge him to a match at Autumn Annihilation? There you can prove that you’re the real deal. You can prove that the only cancer this promotion has are the old members living in the former glory days. Instead, it’s the new guard that’s going to bring this old place back to glory, not the Obscene’s or the Christian Kane’s.
Trying to talk, Nick Hill shakes his head at Tommy Hargrove, not letting him speak his mind.
Nick Hill: That’s it, I’m going to go talk to Sterling, I’m going to get you that match at Autumn Annihilation. You rest up and get ready for training this week. I’m going to make sure you don’t lose another match.
After saying this, Nick Hill exit’s the room, presumably to go speak with Jeremy Sterling and Kurt Noble about setting up the Obscene versus Tommy Hargrove match at Autumn Annihilation.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:47:34 GMT -5
The lights go out in the arena as the sounds of Any Means Necessary- Hammerfall erupt out, sending the crowd into a frenzy of boos for the man they "love to hate". A couple of moments later, the lights come back on, and Bruce Hendrickson can be seen at the top of the stage, a sly grin plastered across his face as he raises his European championship in the air. He looks on, taking in the jeers as if they were proudly chanting his name. After a moment on the stage Bruce begins to slowly walk down the ramp, a microphone now visible in his hand.“Cut my music,” Bruce exclaims!With Bruce’s request, the music fades out. He raises the microphone slowly to his mouth, much to the obvious dismay of the crowd, as he slowly walks to the ring.”Sorry to disappoint all of my ‘fans’ for my disappearance last week, I know most of you were so sad that you probably cut yourselves over not seeing me.” The crowd groans at Bruce’s self-ego stroking. ”Heh, sorry about that, had some ‘personal matters’ to attend to last week. But now that that’s out of the way…I’m baaaaccckkk. Just like I told you I would be at Return of the Kingdom. I told you I would be successful in my European title defense. And I did.”Bruce approaches the steel steps, listening to the sighs of the crowd as they think about poor Alex Sparx, Bruce’s opponent from Return of the Kingdom.
”Because what I say, I do. And what I want I get, Bruce says stepping in the ring through the middle rope, ”Because I am the ‘Epitome of Epic’…something every one of you out there tonight can only dream of being!”Once again the crowd groans but those groans are quickly turned into cheers as a pair of Kingdom of Pride officials can be seen walking toward the ring, presumably to remove Bruce Hendrickson from the arena, as he isn’t a contracted athlete of the Kingdom of Pride.”Whoa, whoa, whoa…really Kingdom goons!? Again? Like Return of the Kingdom? Give me a second, there is a point to this. I’m not out here just to laugh at these Tennessee hicks…give me more credit than that, I have some class.”The Kingdom staff look little more than unimpressed with the brash, cocky youngster.”Hey, look, give me a second. My point is just like at Return of the Kingdom, I will be defending my European title here tonight. And once again, if I lose, you won’t have the ‘Epitome of Epic’ to grace the Kingdom of Pride wrestling shows. That’s right, I will pack up my bags, and whatever lucky guy comes out to face me tonight…he will walk away with my European title.”The Kingdom officials roll their eyes at Bruce, but Bruce continues anyway.”Now, with that said…bring on my opponent for tonight!”Ike Rose: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the XWO European Championship! Had Enough- Breaking Benjamin hits the PA as a flash of Multi colored lights flare throughout the arena, Seth Eron walks out of a thick fog and smiles to the crowd, he gives a two fingered salute to the left side of the arena, then to the right before walking down to the top of the ramp. He walks down the ramp and when he spots a pretty girl he gives a flourished bow to her before he slides into the ring and salutes at the four corners. He slides his vest off and throws it into the audience and throws his shirt to the other side as Seth runs the ropes, waiting for the opening bell.”Ahh, look at this…what’s your name, kid?”Seth leans over the microphone carefully, not wanting to end up like Alex Sparx last week. “Seth Eron. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.” Bruce stands back, a mild bit of laughter taking him over.Whoa, whoa, wait what…? Did you just say ‘pleasure to make your acquaintance’? REALLY?”“We-well I-I just talk how—“ Bruce interrupts Seth with a hard right hand to Seth’s jaw!--- Keith Oswalt: Wow! Eric Witz: Why does this surprise you? I mean, we saw it at Return of the Kingdom. This is how Bruce is breaking into the industry. --- Ding Ding! The bell rings with Seth Eron falling straight back after that ambush of a shot by Bruce Hendrickson, Bruce then sets himself in his 3-Point Stance, ready to pounce on Seth as soon as he gets up. Seth slowly tries to get up, his head still groggy from that shot. Seth finally gets all the way back to his feet, but is met by Bruce running full steam at Seth, but Bruce jumps up for more velocity before crashing into Seth’s form with a devastating flying clothesline! Seth crumples to the mat as Bruce stands tall in the ring, flashing his cheesy, trademark epic grin signaling only for one thing to come… --- Keith Oswalt: Uh oh…we’ve seen this before. Eric Witz: It must be time for the most dangerous move in recent wrestling history… The Epic! --- As the commentators alluded to, Bruce readies himself with one foot on the second rope, he looks back at Seth, waiting for him to get up once more. When Seth finally does, Bruce propels himself off the second rope, spinning himself around so that his boot connects squarely with Seth's jaw, completing The Epic(springboard bicycle kick)! Seth’s eyes roll to the back of his head, a glazed over look is all he has left. Bruce starts to cover him, but he stops, thinking something to himself before laughing out loud. Instead, Bruce pulls Seth’s limp form to the middle of the ring, and stomps on his arms several times, before Bruce wraps his arms around the head and one arm of Seth and squeezes, choking the breath out of Seth. The official, seeing Seth trapped helplessly in the arm triangle choke, has no choice but to call for the bell. Any Means Necessary- Hammerfall blasts into the arena as the official raises Bruce’s arm and sets his championship on his shoulder.Ike Rose: Ladies and gentlemen, here is— But Ike Rose is interrupted as Bruce yells over for a microphone. The official complies and gets one for him. Bruce stands up straight and sets his championship squarely on his left shoulder, his hand holding it in place.”No, Ike, allow me to announce the winner of this match…you aren’t ‘epic’ enough to do it!--- Keith Oswalt: What a showing of disrespect to our ring announcer! Eric Witz: Hey shut it, Bruce is gonna speak! --- Bruce looks back out into the arena of fans, the majority of which are voicing their displeasure with him quite loudly.”Anyway, as I was saying…the winner of the match, and STILL the XWO European Champion…he is the ‘Epitome of Epic’…me!”Any Means Necessary- Hammerfall blasts into the arena again as Bruce drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, the crowd seriously growing more and more infuriated by this man’s ego.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:48:11 GMT -5
“It’s My Life” plays throughout the arena and the fans waste no time giving an overall appropriate reaction to Johnny Noble just as he slowly walks through the curtain and down the ramp. He gives the occasional group of fans a calm glance, but he does not lose focus as he walks to the ring and climbs the stairs. Johnny flashes a few more fans a calm glance as he steps into the ring and stands near the ropes, putting his hands on his hips and looking in the distance with intensity.
Ike Rose: The following contest is a three way dance with a thirty minute time limit! Introducing first, from Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 230 pounds, Johnny Noble!
The lights dim down and the lights strobe yellow and green. The sound of a guitar from "Underdog" by Kasabian is heard and P.K. comes from the back. He stands at the top of stage and holds his arms out turning around and showing the words on the back of his black shirt, on the front their are eyes. The back reads "P.K. Sterling" and underneath are small print words "Jobber in the Making". He turns back around and looks at the camera giving it a wink and continues to walk down the ramp with a nonchalant expression. P.K. slaps the hands of the fans and then heads towards the apron. He leaps on top of it and brushes his hands against his nose. He grabs the ropes and leaps over them and then heads to the left turnbuckle. He puts his right leg on top of the top turnbuckle and looks off at the crowd. He leaps down and takes his shirt off and throws it on the ref's head. He plops down in his corner, sitting on the middle rope as he waits for his opponent.
Ike Rose: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 200 pounds, P.K. Jacob-Sterling!
The arena goes dark as Hero by Skillet blares from the sound system, smoke and pulsing lights fill the entrance ramp. Justin Kaard runs in, fists pumping into the air. Going from one side of the ramp to another Justin raises his fists in salute to the crowd. Walking half way down the ramp, Justin pumps his fists into the air again, this time crossing them at the wrist. Holding the pose he breaks away into a sprint and leaps from the floor to the ring apron. Passing between the ropes Justin runs up the far turnbuckle, pausing on the second rope with his arms outstretched, he pumps his fists into the air again crossing them at the wrist. Climbing to the top turnbuckle, Justin jumps onto the mat and sprints for the opposing turnbuckle. Justin runs to the top turnbuckle and slowly raises a single fist. Holding it up in salute to the fans, he plants his feet on the top turnbuckle and back flips onto the mat. Moving to the back of the ring, Justin crouches on top of the turnbuckle as he waits for his opponent.
Ike Rose: And the final combatant in the match, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 175 pounds, Justin Kaard!
After the final introduction, the bell can be heard and immediately following it, Johnny Noble storms after Justin Kaard, taking him down to the ground with a thunderous spear! Pummeling Kaard with lefts and rights, Noble seems to be wearing him down. After the flurry of punches, Noble gets back up to his feet and pulls Kaard along with him. Looking across the ring at P.K. Jacob-Sterling, who sits on the top turnbuckle, simply letting Noble beat down on Kaard, Johnny Noble throws a quick forearm across Kaard’s back. After this, Noble puts Kaard in a side headlock, but after this is locked in, Kaard whips Noble to the ropes, but as Noble hit’s the ropes and bounces back, Noble knocks Kaard off of his feet with a big shoulder tackle. Following the shoulder tackle, Noble drops down and nails an elbow drop on Justin Kaard, planting the point of his elbow in Kaard’s back.
Keith Oswalt: Dangerous elbow drop by Johnny Noble to Justin Kaard there. Noble’s doing a good job of working over Kaard.
Eric Witz: Yeah, but know who’s doing the best job in this match?
Keith Oswalt: Johnny Noble?
Eric Witz: No, P.K. Jacob-Sterling. He’s the only one not losing any energy.
After hitting the elbow drop on Justin Kaard, Johnny Noble gets back up to his feet and stomps Justin Kaard a few times before beginning to lift Kaard up. However, as he does this, Sterling finally leaps from the top rope and leaps over Johnny Noble’s neck before hitting him with an overcastle neckbreaker! Having taken Noble off of his feet with this move, Sterling hops back up to his feet, smiling but as soon as he turns around, Justin Kaard hits him with a dropkick, kicking Sterling into the corner. After hitting this move, Kaard quickly gets back to his feet and runs towards Sterling in the corner, hitting him with a dropkick in the corner, but quickly flipping out onto Johnny Noble with a dropsault! Hitting the dropsault, Justin Kaard goes for the cover, 1...Kick out!
Following the kick out, Kaard gets back to his feet, but as he does this, Sterling runs at him and takes him down off of his feet with a quick lariat. Kaard hops back up to his feet, but as soon as he does this Sterling hits him with an arm drag, throwing Kaard across the ring. Again Kaard pops back to his feet and charges towards Sterling, but Sterling side steps Kaard before pulling him back and dropping Kaard neck first across his knee with an inverted knee-assist neckbreaker. After having hit this move on Kaard, Sterling doesn’t have time to even stand up as Johnny Noble levels him with a huge big boot! Following the boot, Noble continues to beat down on Sterling’s neck, delivering several stomps to his neck before finally pulling Sterling back to his feet and whipping him to the ropes.
Before Sterling can run back at Johnny Noble however, Justin Kaard hit’s a big kick on Johnny Noble, stiffly kicking him in the stomach to double him over. This allows Jacob-Sterling to hit a face buster on Noble as he grabs the back on Noble’s head and uses his knee to drive Noble’s face into it as he leaps up and goes to a knee. Following this move, Justin Kaard hit’s a huge pele kick on Noble, finally taking him off of his feet. Before Kaard can follow up on the move however, P.K. Jacob-Sterling lifts Kaard up into a front facelock before driving him head first into the mat with a sheer drop brainbuster! Following the big move, Sterling instantly covers Kaard, 1...2...Kick out!
Eric Witz: Told you Sterling was looking best in the match.
Keith Oswalt: You said it when he was sitting on the ropes!
Eric Witz: I foresaw him hitting a big move.
Slamming the mat after Kaard kicked out, Sterling gets back up to his feet and begins to pull Kaard up with him. However, before Sterling can hit Kaard with anything, Johnny Noble has gotten up to his feet and pulls Sterling back into a dragon sleeper, however instead of keeping Sterling locked in this move, Noble lifts Sterling up before driving him head first into the mat with a reverse brainbuster! After having hit this move, Noble turns his attention back to Justin Kaard, who has begun to rush towards him. Using Justin Kaard’s own momentum against him, Noble catches Kaard before spinning out and slamming Kaard neck first into the mat with a spinning sidewalk slam.
After the big move, Johnny Noble gets back up to his feet yet again before pulling Kaard up as well. After having gotten up, Johnny Noble is pounded on the back and as he turns around, Noble knocks Sterling down off of him with a punch, followed quickly by a shove. Sterling, using this push to his advantage, leaps up to the second rope before lionsaulting back towards Johnny Noble, however at the last split second, Noble moves out of the way and Sterling hit’s the lionsault plancha on Justin Kaard! Driving Kaard head first into the mat, Sterling covers Kaard, 1...2...3!
Ike Rose: Justin Kaard has been eliminated!
Keith Oswalt: And now we’re down to two! Johnny Noble vs. P.K. Jacob-Sterling!
Eric Witz: Noble vs. Sterling! I didn’t know our owners were competing!
Keith Oswalt: Do you hear that? That’s the sound of crickets chirping. That was awful.
Eric Witz: Your mom was awful… In bed!
Keith Oswalt: Good one, CK.
Following a separation by the referee, Sterling and Noble go to their respective corner before finally reengaging in the center of the ring in a collar and elbow tie up. Here Noble is able to use his size advantage and pushes Sterling to the ground. Rolling back up to his feet, Sterling goes to a crouched position and as Noble tries to follow up on him, Sterling hits Noble with a lunging shoulder tackle, doubling Noble over. After hitting this, Sterling quickly gets up to his feet and drops Noble on his head with a DDT. Going for a cover, Sterling hooks Noble’s leg,
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Kick out!
After the kick out, Sterling pulls Noble back to his feet and Sterling finally puts Noble into a side headlock. Form here, Noble pushes Sterling off of him and to the ropes but Sterling quickly runs back towards Johnny Noble and steps up before whipping off a big hurricanrana! After hitting this quick move, Sterling hops back to his feet and waits for Johnny Noble to get up to his feet, waiting in a crouched position. Finally, as Noble gets up to his feet, Sterling goes for a huge running Superkick, but at the last second, Noble swats Sterling’s foot away and nails a huge running cutter on P.K. Jacob-Sterling! Immediately after hitting this move, Johnny Noble goes for a cover on Sterling,
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Kick out!
Keith Oswalt: Huge kick out by Sterling there! Amazing reaction time shown by Johnny Noble hitting that big cutter after dodging Sterling’s superkick.
Eric Witz: Yeah!
Keith Oswalt: That’s all you have to add?
Eric Witz: You covered everything so, yeah.
After having kicked out of the cutter, Sterling is pulled back up to his feet by Johnny Noble and Noble finally whips Sterling to the ropes and at the last second, Sterling dodges a huge lariat by Johnny Noble and instead Sterling delivers a stiff superkick to the back of Johnny Noble’s head. Knocking Noble to a knee, Sterling quickly moves to him before grabbing him and lifting him from his knee and hitting him with a stiff Sterling Buster (Spinning Brainbuster)! After hitting this move, Sterling instantly covers Noble,
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3!
Ike Rose: Here is your winner, via pinfall, at 18 minutes and 47 seconds, P.K. Jacob-Sterling!
Keith Oswalt: Huge debut for Jacob-Sterling!
Eric Witz: Told you he would do best!
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:48:32 GMT -5
As Chris Strike is seen stretching backstage, getting ready for his main event match against both Josh Eagles and Adam Abel, behind him Storm can be seen, standing with a chair in his hand. Seeming to contemplate cracking it over Chris Strike’s head, Storm gets close to Chris Strike and gets ready to smash the chair over his head, however at the last second, Chris Strike shakes his head and chucks the chair across the hall, letting the crash against the wall make Strike turn around and look at Storm in the eyes.
Chris Strike: Have something to say big guy?
Trying to keep himself calm, Storm stares down Chris Strike resisting the urge to fight him. Having both fists clenched at his sides, Storm grinds his teeth, allowing his intense stare do his talking.
Chris Strike: Nothing?
Snarling at Strike, Storm remains silent, staring Strike in the eyes.
Chris Strike: Well, unlike some of us, I have a match tonight. So, I’m going to go wrestle, win, and get a step closer to the Valiant championship. You be a good boy and not throw any more chairs, okay?
Chuckling to himself, Chris Strike heads towards the entrance curtains, before the camera turns back to Storm who finally speaks.
Storm: I’m going to fucking kill him.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:49:10 GMT -5
The arena's sound system begins to play the opening of "Shipping up to Boston" and the fans begin to cheer loudly as smoke fills the stage and red and blue strobes flash behind it.
The song kicks into gear and Adam Abel walks out from behind the curtain hand in hand with Melanie Abel, greeted by a loud cheer from the crowd. Abel is smiling ear to ear as he points all around the arena. Melanie and Adam share a quick kiss before Melanie heads backstage and Adam begins to walk to the ring, giving high fives all the way down to the ring. Abel stops at one point and leans against the guard rail where the fans and patting him on the back. Abel smiles at the camera and nods as he walks closer to the ring.
Abel then slides into the ring and climbs one of the turnbuckles. Abel takes off his t-shirt and tosses it into the crowd.
Ike Rose: The following is a triple threat match-up, scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, weighing in 185 pounds...Adam Abel!
Keith Oswalt: Adam Abel is someone who hasn't impressed me with his actiosn as of late, especially in siding with Christian Kane!
Eric Witz: He's tired of being a chump. He was losing left and right, and decided enough was enough. He's someone all Americans can admire!
The house lights in the arena go out completely, thunder and rain can be heard from a distance, all while the image of a large mountain complete with a temple atop the peak is seen on the LCD screen while the piano kicks in. The shot zooms into the temple…and up towards a throne at the top of some stairs. A man rises from the throne and makes his way down the steps…and once he nears the camera, he looks up and reveals himself as Chris Strike before making his way over towards a pool of water. Strike looks down into it, and once he does…a shot of lightning hits the water. As the lightning hits the water in the video, streams of smoke shoot up from the ramp way area and high above, while the riffs to “Twilight of the Thunder God” by Amon Amarth blast on out of the PA and Johan Hegg’s epic metal growling kicks in along with the lyrics.
Strike emerges from the curtains and steps out into the limelight, drawing a nice, loud and pleasant reaction from the rabid KoP fan base. Chris Strike stops in front of the entrance ramp and slowly raises his right arm up, hand open. A smirk falls on his lips as the self-proclaimed God of Thunder is showered by gold, white and black streamers, before making his way down the ramp, having the occasional fans reaching out towards him from the rail.
Chris then makes his way up the ring stairs, using the steel pole for support, putting his right foot over the middle rope and as he is about to get inside, Strike suddenly turns around and finds himself with both elbows locked around the top rope, his entire upper body exposed to the crowd’s sight. The God of Thunder just gives the fans a cocky little smile, before going under the middle rope and into the ring. He looks around at the crowd and walks up to the center of the ring. The lights go out once again, as a golden yellow spotlight focuses on him. Chris slowly brings up his right arm up and then swiftly brings it down, leading to another stream of smoke coming out – now from the outside corners of the ring. He leans against the ropes and stretches out his arms, while “Twilight of the Thunder God” fades…
Ike Rose: Introducing next, weighing in at 205 pounds..."The God of Thunder" Chris Strike!
"King of the World" plays over the P.A. as the fans rise to their feet and cheer as Josh Eagles burst through the curtain throwing his 'Eagles' symbol high above his head. Slowly he makes his way to the ring slapping hands with fans, giving some hugs out and shaking hands. Finally he rolls under the bottom rope and stands in the center of the ring and throws his symbol up one more time to a huge up roar from the crowd and smiles before stretching and waiting for the match to get under way.
Ike Rose: And last, weighing in at 195 pounds...Josh Eagles!
The bell rings, and the action starts instantly, as both Strike and Eagles charge Abel. They back him into a corner, and begin to hammer on him, as the crowd goes crazy! Both men then begin to kick him down, before lifting him up, and Irish Whipping Abel into the opposite corner. He slams into it, and Strike rushes forward, hitting a rolling wheel kick on Abel in the corner! Abel stumbles forward, right into a dropkick from Josh Eagles! Both Eagles and Strike then lift up Abel for a double suplex…but Abel slides behind both men. They then turn around, and before they can react, Abel bails out of the ring! Abel then spits onto the mats, before looking up, and mouthing “Fuck this shit!” and flipping off Josh Eagles! Abel then turns around, and begins to walk up the ramp, as the crowd boos him mercilessly!
Keith Oswalt: What is this?!? Adam Abel is leaving the match!
Eric Witz: Hey, Adam Abel is pretty exhausted after being double teamed by Chris Hart’s groupies. Wouldn’t you want a little break?
Keith Oswalt: Well, it looks like this match is now between Josh Eagles and Chris Strike!
Abel leaves the stage, as Eagles and Strike look cautiously at one another, before beginning to slowly circle about the ring. They finally lock-up, and Eagles pushes Strike up against the ropes, before the referee pulls them apart. Both men then lock back up, and Strike twists Eagles arm behind him. Strike then yanks on Eagles arm, sending Eagles to the canvas…but he quickly kips up, and reverses the maneuver. Eagles then swiftly moves forward, locking in a headlock on Strike. Both men back up against the ropes, and Strike pushes Eagles off. Eagles rebounds, and hits a shoulder block to Strike to take him down. Eagles then runs against the opposite set of ropes…right into a roundhouse kick from Strike! Eagles gets back up, and Strike goes for another, but Eagles ducks it, and quickly goes for a roll-up…
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Kickout by Strike!
Keith Oswalt: While their methods don’t exactly match-up, Josh Eagles and Chris Strike have proved to be equal competitors thus far, neither one holding a distinct offensive advantage due to their somewhat quick offenses.
Eric Witz: While they may have been allies about ten minutes ago, these shouldn’t be above hurting each other. After all, a win here could put either man in line for a Valiant title shot…
Both men quickly get up, and Eagles goes to kick Strike, but Strike catches the kick, causing Eagles to go up and hit an enziguri on Strike, who stumbles back against the ropes. Eagles charges him, but Strike ducks, sending Eagles over the top rope and onto the apron. Strike turns around, and begins to hit some chops on Eagles. Strike then runs, and jumps on the second rope, going for a jumping dropkick…but Eagles ducks, and Strike crashes and burns on canvas! Eagles then climbs on the top turnbuckle, and as Strike gets up, holding his leg in pain, Eagles jumps off the top turnbuckle, and hits a crossbody on Strike…who rolls through with the pin…
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Kickout by Eagles!
Strike gets up quickly, and delivers a huge kick to the back of Eagles, who writhes about in pain. Strike’s leg is still in pain from the earlier dropkick miss, but he doesn’t try and show it as he lifts up Eagles, and drops him with a double arm backbreaker! Strike then lightly runs against the ropes, and hits a running kick against the stomach of Eagles. Strike then lifts up Eagles, and hits him with a few athletic kicks, followed by a few chops, backing Eagles up against the ropes. Eagles rebounds, and Strike goes for a clothesline, but Eagles ducks it. Strike then attempts a roundhouse kick, but Eagles catches his leg, and drops him, trying to lock in the Walls of Joshico (Liontamer)! Strike shakes his body, trying to avoid being caught in the move…but Eagles changes moves, falling backwards, and sending Strike over the top rope to the floor below!
Keith Oswalt: Josh Eagles may have not been able to lock in the Walls of Joshico, but he still managed to capitalize on the weak ened legs of Chris Strike!
Eric Witz: Allow me to translate for my woman-less commentating partner…Eagles just threw Strike to the floor.
Eagles gets a quick pop from the crowd, before running against the ropes, rebounding, and going for a sliding baseball kick…but Strike dodges it! Eagles stumbles about, and charges Strike, who is up against the steel post. At the last moment, Strike dodges it, and Eagles goes headfirst into the steel post! Eagles grabs his head in pain, but Strike quickly reacts, kicking Eagles head back into the steel post! Eagles, who now looks to be losing consciousness, is grabbed by Strike, and thrown into the ring. Strike then climbs the top turnbuckle, and jumps off, hitting a Mushroom Stomp on Eagles. Strike moves Eagles over, and pins him…
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Kickout by Eagles!
Strike seems a bit upset that the match isn’t over yet, but tries not to show it. He stomps on Eagles head, now his apparent target, before lifting up Eagles, who hits a few quick strikes on Strike’s hurting leg. Eagles groggily runs against the ropes, but Strike charges him, taking him down with a Sleep Slam! Strike takes a moment to rest his leg, before lifting up Eagles, and hitting a chop on him, sending him to the corner. Strike then charges Eagles, but Eagles ducks, and runs off the ropes. Eagles then rebounds, and both men go down with a double clothesline! Both men are slow to get to their feet, showing obvious signs of exhaustion. They both finally get up, and begin to throw punches at one another, with Eagles gaining the advantage. Strike tries to charge Eagles, but gets taken down with a drop toe hold, as the crowd gets behind Eagles! Eagles runs off the ropes, and hits a clothesline on Strike as he gets up. Eagles then backs up Strike against the ropes, and Irish Whips Strike…but Strike counters…only for Eagles to counter with the a facebuster!
Keith Oswalt: While he still looks a bit groggy from the steel post hit earlier, Josh Eagles is regaining control of this match-up, hitting a huge facebuster on Chris Strike!
Eric Witz: Someone’s not as omniscient as they thought, Mr. “God of Thunder.”
Eagles lifts up Strike, and moves him into a corner, before Irish Whipping him into the opposite corner. Eagles then charges him, but merely gets a kick to the face from Strike! As Eagles is stumbling backwards, Strike runs forward, grabbing Eagles for a one armed bulldog…but as he is, Eagles lifts him up, and drops him on the middle turnbuckle, interrupting the move! Strike’s eyes go wide in pain, and Eagles grabs him while he’s on the turnbuckle, and drops him with a backcracker! Eagles then desperately drags Strike to the middle of the ring…
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3-Kickout by Strike!
Eagles lifts up Strike, but Strike kicks him in the stomach, and lifts him up on his shoulders, before dropping him with a rolling fireman’s carry! Strike then quickly hops up on the turnbuckle, and goes for a moonsault…but Eagles rolls out of the way! Strike crashes, and grabs his leg in pain once again. Eagles then takes the opportunity to lock in the Walls of Joshico again! Strike yells out in pain, his leg obviously hurting from the offense it’s taken, but Eagles doesn’t let up! As Eagles continues to pull back, Chris Strike inches towards the ropes, but just as he gets an inch away from the ropes while the ref is looking only at Chris Strike to ensure he hasn’t tapped out, Storm appears from through the crowd and pulls the bottom rope away from Strike. Unseen by the referee, Chris Strike gives one last lunge towards the rope, but is unable to touch it because of Storm pulling it away. Having passed out after this, the referee lifts Chris Strike’s arm and watches as it lifelessly falls back to the mat. Immediately, the referee calls for the bell.
Ike Rose: Here is your winner, with a time of 12 minutes and
56 seconds...Josh Eagles!
Keith Oswalt: That damn Storm cost Chris the match!
Eric Witz: Storm may have cost Strike the match, but I think Adam Abel may have had something to do with it as well.
Eagles takes no time to rest, heading backstage, apparently looking for Adam Abel. As Eagles does this, Storm looks down at his passed out adversary, a wicked grin glued over his face.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Aug 15, 2010 22:49:36 GMT -5
We come in from a commercial break to find Chris Hart pacing around in the ring, microphone in hand and his Valiant title belt over his left shoulder. Chris is not alone in the ring, as he has a referee accompanying him. As the fans die down, Hart brings the microphone to his lips.
Chris Hart: Last week, here in this very ring...I was beaten down by Christian Kane and Adam Abel.
Hart solemnly nods his head as the fans boo at the mention of Kane and Abel.
Chris Hart: You could say they did a number on me. They left me with this.
Chris rips off a small bandage to reveal a nasty, stitched up scar.
Chris Hart: Because of their actions, I wasn't allowed to compete tonight. But that's going to change. If you're observant you will have noticed that stood behind me in this very ring is a Kingdom of Pride referee, and with some persuasion skills he's willing to officiate a match tonight. So Kane! Abel! If you have any balls whatsoever, then come on out here and face your champion!
Keith Oswalt: I think Chris Hart is challenging Kane and Abel to a match! He's in no condition to face two men!
Eric Witz: Well I've been saying it since the start, Hart is an idiot. This just proves my point!
A TV-MA logo flashes in the bottom corner of the screen as 'Bitches' hits the speakers and Christian Kane and Adam Abel slowly walk into the aisle. Dumbfounded, Christian speaks.
Christian Kane: Wait wait, lemme get this straight. You want to face us? Right now?
Chris Hart: Yes.
Christian Kane: No wait wait wait! You...versus us!?
Chris Hart: Yes.
Kane turns to Abel and the pair laugh. Kane turns back to face Hart.
Christian Kane: You know what, because me and Adam here are such nice guys, we'll make it a little easier for you, Chris. Just so Sterling and Noble don't bitch at me and Adam when we completely destroy you for the THIRD week in a row, we'll tag in and out. Sound good Cwissy Wissy?
Chris Hart: First all of all, don't ever patronize me by calling me 'Cwissy Wissy' because you sound like an idiot. Secondly, bring it, bitches.
Suddenly enraged, Christian drops the mic and sprints to the ring with Abel. They both slide in and Hart attempts to keep them both grounded with constant stamping. However unfortunately for Hart, Kane somehow gets up and drops Hart with a stiff clothesline. Abel climbs out of the ring onto the apron and berates the crowd as the bell rings.
Eric Witz: Well Keith, it looks like Christian will start off the match for Team Awesome.
Keith Oswalt: Their name isn't Team Awesome...
Eric Witz: And your name isn't Keith!
Keith Oswalt: Yes it is...
Eric Witz: SHUT UP!
As the referee drops the microphone and the Valiant title belt to the outside, Kane picks Hart up, but is surprised by a shining enziguri which drops CK to the mat. Hart turns to the crowd, points to Christian and shouts something which incites cheers, but the cheers are stopped dead as Abel comes out of nowhere and smashes Hart in the back of the head with the title!
Keith Oswalt: GOD DAMN IT!
Eric Witz: Well played!
Obviously seeing this, the referee calls for the bell.
Ike Rose: The winner of this match, due to a disqualification at 52 seconds...the Valiant Champion, Chris Hart!
Keith Oswalt: Well Hart wins, but this doesn't look good.
Abel begins to ferociously argue with the referee about the DQ, and out of nowhere Kane has recovered and hits the referee with a STKO (Busaiku Flying Knee), sending him out of the ring through the second rope. The pair turn their attention to Chris Hart now, and Kane shouts to Abel to 'hold his arms down'. Abel obeys Christian and does so. After a short while of taunting the crowd, Kane pulls out the railroad spike from his right boot!
Eric Witz: YES!!!
Keith Oswalt: NO, DAMNIT! NO!!!!!
Kane slowly, sadistically, drops to his knees and crawls towards Hart, who's now struggling, trying to get out of Abel's grip. CK raises the spike, and aims for the forehead.
Keith Oswalt: Oh my god...Kane is going to open up that stitched wound!
As CK is about to drive the spike into Hart's forehead, Fat White Guy of PWF fame slides into the ring, causing Kane and Abel to make a hasty exit, wanting none of the big man.
Eric Witz: WHY THE HELL IS THIS FATASS HERE?! GET OUT OF THE RING TUBBO!
Keith Oswalt: THANK GOD FOR FWG!
Suddenly, Emma Abel comes running down the aisle!
Eric Witz: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SLUT DOING HERE!? WHAT THE FUCK! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Keith Oswalt: Family show!
Eric Witz: We're TV-MA right now! Didn't you see the logo?
Keith Oswalt: Whatever...
As they make their way back up the aisle, Adam drags his distraught sister up the ramp while shouting at her, telling her she shouldn't have showed up. Christian Kane on the other hand looks furiously towards the ring as FWG is helping up Chris Hart, who holds the back of his head as the show fades to black.
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