Post by Kid Flanagan on Aug 11, 2010 18:22:15 GMT -5
Scene opens up in an apartment, where three young men are seen talking. One of the young men look like Kid Flanagan. The one that looks like Kid Flanagan is signalled to stay in the front part of the apartment as the other young men start to walk towards the bathroom.
Young Man 1: Charles, I have to tell coach that you have been using roids.
Charles who has his back to the young man, he quickly turns around to attempt an left hook but the young man just dodges it, but as he does he stumbles back. He tries to keep away from Charles who keeps swinging at him, but finally the young man loses his balance, he falls to the ground, he is now easy pickings. As Charles looks down at his fallen friend, he is thinking what he wants to do, his fallen friend doesn’t try to stand as he doesn’t want to look away from Charles. All of a sudden, an frying pan comes flying into Charles’s face. Charles stumbles a little bit from the blow, as the young man on the ground doesn’t waste anytime to get to his feet as he starts running to the front room as he does he sees who threw the frying pan, it’s the guy who looks like Kid Flanagan.
Young Man 1: Kid, let’s go!
Kid doesn’t budge has he tries to get answers on what is going on.
Kid: Paulie, what’s going on bro!?
Paulie: Kid, this isn’t the time for questions, just get your ass in gear, we gotta get the hell out of here.
Paulie then moves ahead of Kid as he starts to head out of the door, Paulie is in the main outside the apartment, as he impatiently waits for Kid to make his way out of the apartment. As Kid attempts to leave the room he is grabbed by Charles, Charles then throws Kid against the wall across from the door. Kid winces in pain, as Charles laughs at Kid. Before Kid can regain his composure, Charles grabs Kid, he then throws Kid into an closet, Kid is halfway in the closet, he is on all fours as he tries to back up before he stands but before he can, Charles closes the closet door. Kid then yelps in pain as his head is stuck. Paulie comes running in to try to stop Charles’s roid rampage but Paulie just gets an Superkick to the face for his brave moment. Paulie is laid out on the floor as Charles looks very proud of what he just did to Paulie, he then quickly looks back at Kid who is out from the closet, he is just moving around on all fours trying to make his way to the door, Charles laughs at what he is seeing as he goes over to the door, he then locks it. Charles then makes his way to the closet as Kid smashes his head on the door, has he didn’t realize it was shut, Kid looks up at the door knob, he groans at the door knob. Charles is then seen standing behind Kid holding an Katana.
Charles: Kid, turn around dude.
Kid: No thanks.
Charles doesn’t look to impressed at Kid’s stubbornness, so Charles bends down to grab Kid’s shoe where he is able to spin Kid right around. Kid who is still on all fours looks up at Charles, who smiles at Kid. Kid also smiles for some reason until he sees the katana in Charles possession. Charles then smacks Kid on the top of the head which makes Kid’s head drop, ripe for the pickings to chop off. Charles then raises his katana…
WHOOOSH!
Charles then gets speared to the ground by Paulie, Paulie then starts hitting Charles who isn’t fighting back. Paulie finally makes his way to his feet where he sees the Katana in Charles’s chest. Paulie then sees Kid’s head, he screams.
Paulie: KID! NOOOO!
All of a sudden Kid’s body raises up to his feet, Paulie steps back from Kid’s body. Kid’s hand then feels around where his head should be.
Kid: That Tickles.
Paulie instantly pukes after seeing this, Charles who is supposedly dead gets up from the ground, he then starts puking.
CUT!
An Man wearing headphones comes trotting in the room, he then walks over to the closet. He opens it to let out Kid who has an walkie talkie in his hand. Kid smiles at the man.
Kid: Sup Director!?
Director: Kid!
Kid is still smiling at the director.
Kid: Yes.
Director cant keep an serious face, as a smile breaks loose on the director’s face.
Director: It’s break time.
Kid: Kit Kat Break!?
Director: Yeah sure but I think you better have a chat with your manager, as she is here waiting outside for you.
Kid doesn’t waste anytime dashing out of the closet, as he makes his escape from the room. He then locks eyes with his manager/girlfriend Kimberly.
Kid: Sup Kimberly!?
Kimberly: About to get you prepared for your first ever Wrestling promo.
Kid face goes blank.
Kimberly: Why you looking at me that way Kid!?
Kid: I don’t know what an wrestling promo is?
Kimberly grins.
Kimberly: You have never watched WWE or any kind of wrestling on tv!?
Kid: Nope.
Kimberly: Not even when you were a wee little lad!?
Kid laughs.
Kid: Nope, my house hold was me, my three sisters and my mother… I grew up watching Young and the Restless in the afternoons and in the evening I watched Melrose Place and Beverly Hills 90210.
Kimberly looks like she is feeling sorry for Kid.
Kimberly: What about on Saturdays!? You must have got to watch some wrestling then!?
Kid: Nope, watched everything but wrestling cause well like I said, I was in a house with four females!
Kimberly laughs.
Kimberly: Well Kid, It’s an good thing wrestling was an big thing in my family growing up, having four brothers that were obsessed with it, well it rubbed off on me.
Kid: So, is this why you are signed me up to this King of Pride company!? To get an personal connection to the sport you loved growing up?
Kimberly: To be honest ,yes! Do you have an problem with that!?
Kid puts his index finger to his chin, to make it seem he is thinking….Then he instantly drops the index finger from his chin as he grins at his manager/girlfriend.
Kid: All depends on what my reward is gonna be for going along with all this?
Kimberly: Well, what you want for an reward?
Kid then makes an circle with his left hand then puts his index finger through the circle several times, as he does he includes sound effects, which get’s Kimberly giggling.
Kimberly: I guess this is what I get for going out with an eighteen year old.
Kid: Damn straight!
The Director then comes into the hallway.
Director: Kid, we are ready to start shooting again.
Kimberly: Can we have ten more minutes?
Director nods as he disappears into a room.
Kimberly: Alright Kid,your first match in King of Pride is gonna be an doozey…
Kid cuts her off.
Kid: Of course it’s gonna be an doozey, since my opponent is like Noble K-Fed and I am like an little three year old crawling into the ring looking up at an giant, wishing my mother could be by my side holding my hand as pee starts to drip down my leg.
Kimberly: Wait, you just say Noble K-Fed?
Kid: Yes, I think that’s the name of the greatest wrestler of all time…
Kimberly laughs at her naïve boyfriend, Kid doesn’t understand why Kimberly is laughing at him. He thought she be impressed by his wrestling knowledge that he gathered by chatting with Online friend Alex.
Kimberly: I think I know who you are trying to say…I think you are trying to say Kurt Noble.
Kid scratches his head, he then grins at Kimberly.
Kid: That might be it.
Kimberly: Well I really hope Kurt Noble aka your boss doesn’t get wind of you calling him Noble K-Fed. However then again, my connections say Kurt is an great guy who probably just laugh.
Kid: That’s good, so you think my opponent this week gonna dominant me like if he was Kurt Noble or some awesome guy like that?
Kimberly: I don’t think Stephen Callaway could ever be able to make anybody think he was Kurt Noble…The guy is an veteran jobber who is having some luck right now here in Kingdom of Pride due to the lack of talent at the bottom of the roster.
Kid: So, he has found the pot of gold once again this week!?
Kimberly laughs.
Kimberly: I don’t think so! Even though this is your first match, plus add on the fact you have been only wrestling training for three weeks prior to this week…I still think your more then capable of taking care of the veteran Jobber Stephen Callaway!
Kid: You got a lot of faith in me, as I am just an rookie…Participating in my first ever wrestling match against an, what did you call him!? An veteran Jobber!? I have no idea what that means…However, regardless he Is the vet and I am the wrestling virgin, I am gonna be in the ring staring him down as he stares back at me looking at the words “Easy Pickens” tattooed on my forehead.
Kimberly: Hey turn on your confidence button Kid, cause their has been many rookies over the years pull of an win in their first match, hell some keep on winning right straight to an world title. Now, I know seeing you do the second part is really not an option at this point, but you beating Stephen Callaway is absolutely something that can be done. You never being in a wrestling match before has it’s negatives and postives, you have already said what the negatives are but the postives are that Callaway has nothing to work off, he cant predict what you are gonna bring to that ring, sure he can workout an gameplan for you…But will it be the right gameplan to work on you…See, that is the question,.. The veteran might just be over aggressive in this match, trying to scare the beep Jesus out of you…Try to make you fold without an fight.
The director then pops out again.
Director: Ready yet!?
Kimberly: Five more minutes!
Director disappears again. Kimberly then tries to speak but Kid interrupts her.
Kid: Oh before I forget, my sisters told me that they didn’t appericate my performance in the ring last week and that they will kick my ass if I ever pull another stunt like that, I told them it wasn’t my choice…That you made me do it! Which was the truth!
Kimberly: So, now you got your sisters pissed at me then!?
Kid laughs.
Kid: Heck no! They told me to stop blaming other people for my own stupidity.
Kimberly: I think I am gonna like your sisters.
Kid: Probably.
Kimberly: So, Kid before I let you go back to shooting the pilot for that new show there, I have to give you this script here that is for your first ever wrestling interview.
Kid right eyebrow shoots up.
Kid: My interview is gonna be scripted…!?
Kimberly: Yes, I have contacted the interviewer and I know all the questions and have written down the answers right here in this little booklet for you to memorize them so you look like an top notch professional.
Kimberly then hands Kid an little booklet.
Kid: Ok, well got to go Kimberly!
Kimberly and Kid then smooch for an moment then Kid then breaks for it.
Young Man 1: Charles, I have to tell coach that you have been using roids.
Charles who has his back to the young man, he quickly turns around to attempt an left hook but the young man just dodges it, but as he does he stumbles back. He tries to keep away from Charles who keeps swinging at him, but finally the young man loses his balance, he falls to the ground, he is now easy pickings. As Charles looks down at his fallen friend, he is thinking what he wants to do, his fallen friend doesn’t try to stand as he doesn’t want to look away from Charles. All of a sudden, an frying pan comes flying into Charles’s face. Charles stumbles a little bit from the blow, as the young man on the ground doesn’t waste anytime to get to his feet as he starts running to the front room as he does he sees who threw the frying pan, it’s the guy who looks like Kid Flanagan.
Young Man 1: Kid, let’s go!
Kid doesn’t budge has he tries to get answers on what is going on.
Kid: Paulie, what’s going on bro!?
Paulie: Kid, this isn’t the time for questions, just get your ass in gear, we gotta get the hell out of here.
Paulie then moves ahead of Kid as he starts to head out of the door, Paulie is in the main outside the apartment, as he impatiently waits for Kid to make his way out of the apartment. As Kid attempts to leave the room he is grabbed by Charles, Charles then throws Kid against the wall across from the door. Kid winces in pain, as Charles laughs at Kid. Before Kid can regain his composure, Charles grabs Kid, he then throws Kid into an closet, Kid is halfway in the closet, he is on all fours as he tries to back up before he stands but before he can, Charles closes the closet door. Kid then yelps in pain as his head is stuck. Paulie comes running in to try to stop Charles’s roid rampage but Paulie just gets an Superkick to the face for his brave moment. Paulie is laid out on the floor as Charles looks very proud of what he just did to Paulie, he then quickly looks back at Kid who is out from the closet, he is just moving around on all fours trying to make his way to the door, Charles laughs at what he is seeing as he goes over to the door, he then locks it. Charles then makes his way to the closet as Kid smashes his head on the door, has he didn’t realize it was shut, Kid looks up at the door knob, he groans at the door knob. Charles is then seen standing behind Kid holding an Katana.
Charles: Kid, turn around dude.
Kid: No thanks.
Charles doesn’t look to impressed at Kid’s stubbornness, so Charles bends down to grab Kid’s shoe where he is able to spin Kid right around. Kid who is still on all fours looks up at Charles, who smiles at Kid. Kid also smiles for some reason until he sees the katana in Charles possession. Charles then smacks Kid on the top of the head which makes Kid’s head drop, ripe for the pickings to chop off. Charles then raises his katana…
WHOOOSH!
Charles then gets speared to the ground by Paulie, Paulie then starts hitting Charles who isn’t fighting back. Paulie finally makes his way to his feet where he sees the Katana in Charles’s chest. Paulie then sees Kid’s head, he screams.
Paulie: KID! NOOOO!
All of a sudden Kid’s body raises up to his feet, Paulie steps back from Kid’s body. Kid’s hand then feels around where his head should be.
Kid: That Tickles.
Paulie instantly pukes after seeing this, Charles who is supposedly dead gets up from the ground, he then starts puking.
CUT!
An Man wearing headphones comes trotting in the room, he then walks over to the closet. He opens it to let out Kid who has an walkie talkie in his hand. Kid smiles at the man.
Kid: Sup Director!?
Director: Kid!
Kid is still smiling at the director.
Kid: Yes.
Director cant keep an serious face, as a smile breaks loose on the director’s face.
Director: It’s break time.
Kid: Kit Kat Break!?
Director: Yeah sure but I think you better have a chat with your manager, as she is here waiting outside for you.
Kid doesn’t waste anytime dashing out of the closet, as he makes his escape from the room. He then locks eyes with his manager/girlfriend Kimberly.
Kid: Sup Kimberly!?
Kimberly: About to get you prepared for your first ever Wrestling promo.
Kid face goes blank.
Kimberly: Why you looking at me that way Kid!?
Kid: I don’t know what an wrestling promo is?
Kimberly grins.
Kimberly: You have never watched WWE or any kind of wrestling on tv!?
Kid: Nope.
Kimberly: Not even when you were a wee little lad!?
Kid laughs.
Kid: Nope, my house hold was me, my three sisters and my mother… I grew up watching Young and the Restless in the afternoons and in the evening I watched Melrose Place and Beverly Hills 90210.
Kimberly looks like she is feeling sorry for Kid.
Kimberly: What about on Saturdays!? You must have got to watch some wrestling then!?
Kid: Nope, watched everything but wrestling cause well like I said, I was in a house with four females!
Kimberly laughs.
Kimberly: Well Kid, It’s an good thing wrestling was an big thing in my family growing up, having four brothers that were obsessed with it, well it rubbed off on me.
Kid: So, is this why you are signed me up to this King of Pride company!? To get an personal connection to the sport you loved growing up?
Kimberly: To be honest ,yes! Do you have an problem with that!?
Kid puts his index finger to his chin, to make it seem he is thinking….Then he instantly drops the index finger from his chin as he grins at his manager/girlfriend.
Kid: All depends on what my reward is gonna be for going along with all this?
Kimberly: Well, what you want for an reward?
Kid then makes an circle with his left hand then puts his index finger through the circle several times, as he does he includes sound effects, which get’s Kimberly giggling.
Kimberly: I guess this is what I get for going out with an eighteen year old.
Kid: Damn straight!
The Director then comes into the hallway.
Director: Kid, we are ready to start shooting again.
Kimberly: Can we have ten more minutes?
Director nods as he disappears into a room.
Kimberly: Alright Kid,your first match in King of Pride is gonna be an doozey…
Kid cuts her off.
Kid: Of course it’s gonna be an doozey, since my opponent is like Noble K-Fed and I am like an little three year old crawling into the ring looking up at an giant, wishing my mother could be by my side holding my hand as pee starts to drip down my leg.
Kimberly: Wait, you just say Noble K-Fed?
Kid: Yes, I think that’s the name of the greatest wrestler of all time…
Kimberly laughs at her naïve boyfriend, Kid doesn’t understand why Kimberly is laughing at him. He thought she be impressed by his wrestling knowledge that he gathered by chatting with Online friend Alex.
Kimberly: I think I know who you are trying to say…I think you are trying to say Kurt Noble.
Kid scratches his head, he then grins at Kimberly.
Kid: That might be it.
Kimberly: Well I really hope Kurt Noble aka your boss doesn’t get wind of you calling him Noble K-Fed. However then again, my connections say Kurt is an great guy who probably just laugh.
Kid: That’s good, so you think my opponent this week gonna dominant me like if he was Kurt Noble or some awesome guy like that?
Kimberly: I don’t think Stephen Callaway could ever be able to make anybody think he was Kurt Noble…The guy is an veteran jobber who is having some luck right now here in Kingdom of Pride due to the lack of talent at the bottom of the roster.
Kid: So, he has found the pot of gold once again this week!?
Kimberly laughs.
Kimberly: I don’t think so! Even though this is your first match, plus add on the fact you have been only wrestling training for three weeks prior to this week…I still think your more then capable of taking care of the veteran Jobber Stephen Callaway!
Kid: You got a lot of faith in me, as I am just an rookie…Participating in my first ever wrestling match against an, what did you call him!? An veteran Jobber!? I have no idea what that means…However, regardless he Is the vet and I am the wrestling virgin, I am gonna be in the ring staring him down as he stares back at me looking at the words “Easy Pickens” tattooed on my forehead.
Kimberly: Hey turn on your confidence button Kid, cause their has been many rookies over the years pull of an win in their first match, hell some keep on winning right straight to an world title. Now, I know seeing you do the second part is really not an option at this point, but you beating Stephen Callaway is absolutely something that can be done. You never being in a wrestling match before has it’s negatives and postives, you have already said what the negatives are but the postives are that Callaway has nothing to work off, he cant predict what you are gonna bring to that ring, sure he can workout an gameplan for you…But will it be the right gameplan to work on you…See, that is the question,.. The veteran might just be over aggressive in this match, trying to scare the beep Jesus out of you…Try to make you fold without an fight.
The director then pops out again.
Director: Ready yet!?
Kimberly: Five more minutes!
Director disappears again. Kimberly then tries to speak but Kid interrupts her.
Kid: Oh before I forget, my sisters told me that they didn’t appericate my performance in the ring last week and that they will kick my ass if I ever pull another stunt like that, I told them it wasn’t my choice…That you made me do it! Which was the truth!
Kimberly: So, now you got your sisters pissed at me then!?
Kid laughs.
Kid: Heck no! They told me to stop blaming other people for my own stupidity.
Kimberly: I think I am gonna like your sisters.
Kid: Probably.
Kimberly: So, Kid before I let you go back to shooting the pilot for that new show there, I have to give you this script here that is for your first ever wrestling interview.
Kid right eyebrow shoots up.
Kid: My interview is gonna be scripted…!?
Kimberly: Yes, I have contacted the interviewer and I know all the questions and have written down the answers right here in this little booklet for you to memorize them so you look like an top notch professional.
Kimberly then hands Kid an little booklet.
Kid: Ok, well got to go Kimberly!
Kimberly and Kid then smooch for an moment then Kid then breaks for it.
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