Post by Dusty on Aug 16, 2010 21:12:34 GMT -5
*Scene opens with a shot of side boob. Very Nice. I mean, who doesn't like side boob? I bet Austin Virgo doesn't. And I hear, deep down, CK hates sideboob. Anyway, as the camera pans out, we find, much to everyone's pleasure, that this glorious sideboob belongs to none other.....
Than the one....
The only......
Big Bubba Olson!!!!
Bubba: Hold your excitement ladies.....or take off your pants...either way is good for me. Except for the british girls....they freak me out. Anyway....ladies and gentlemen, do not adjust your televisions.....I am that Big, that Beautiful and that Beastly. I am Big Bubba Olson....the newest and biggest star in Kingdom of Pride.
*Bubba covers his mouth and speaks in a high pitched voice.*
Bubba: But I thought you were Bart sawyer?
*Bubba looks around the room*
Bubba: Who said that? Anyway...that is a good question, I am glad you asked. What ever happened to the man known as Fat White Guy? Where is Bart Sawyer? Well.....rest assured all my Fattys, it is I. Accept no substitutes. No really. See, when I signed on in PWF, and Russell White bought my contract...he bought the name as well. So I had a choice....keep the made up stage name.....or......keep getting paid massive amounts of money in my contract for the next 18 months.
Cha-Ching
Gotta pay for those trips to Burger King and Golden Choral.
Thus....Big Bubba Olson was born. And now has made his way to KoP and soon....very soon, this weapon of MASS destruction will be seen in the ring yet again. Problem is....they have me facing off with this Stephen Callaway guy. The man, who always has an angle.
What a crappy super power. I mean....what, you always have an angle on you? You can figure out if a wall is plum or not....
mmmmm......plumbs.......
Anyway. Seriosuly, that power is like that guy in x-men who has th telepathic bond with slugs. (WRITERS NOTE: I am not making this up. Check out Wki on this guy Maggott.) Lame. How are you gonna fight crime with angles. Unless you are on cyberchase.
Bubba: That show had Christopher Lloyd AND Gilbery Godfrey.
But I digress. Stephen.....buddy. This is my return to the ring. And I doubt that you can stop 400 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. Steph....are you ready to go one...on one.....with the Fat One? Better says your prayers, eat your vitamins, and bring a shotgun, cuz when Big Bubba Olson gets out under the lights and I have all my Fatty's chanintg my name....its just a matter of time before I get hungry and want to end the match quickly. For your sake....I hope the caterers cook my wings quickly. If not, its gonna be a long, long match....
With excessive sideboob.
*Scene ends with Big Bubba Olson jumping up and down as his man tits jiggle.*
Than the one....
The only......
Big Bubba Olson!!!!
Bubba: Hold your excitement ladies.....or take off your pants...either way is good for me. Except for the british girls....they freak me out. Anyway....ladies and gentlemen, do not adjust your televisions.....I am that Big, that Beautiful and that Beastly. I am Big Bubba Olson....the newest and biggest star in Kingdom of Pride.
*Bubba covers his mouth and speaks in a high pitched voice.*
Bubba: But I thought you were Bart sawyer?
*Bubba looks around the room*
Bubba: Who said that? Anyway...that is a good question, I am glad you asked. What ever happened to the man known as Fat White Guy? Where is Bart Sawyer? Well.....rest assured all my Fattys, it is I. Accept no substitutes. No really. See, when I signed on in PWF, and Russell White bought my contract...he bought the name as well. So I had a choice....keep the made up stage name.....or......keep getting paid massive amounts of money in my contract for the next 18 months.
Cha-Ching
Gotta pay for those trips to Burger King and Golden Choral.
Thus....Big Bubba Olson was born. And now has made his way to KoP and soon....very soon, this weapon of MASS destruction will be seen in the ring yet again. Problem is....they have me facing off with this Stephen Callaway guy. The man, who always has an angle.
What a crappy super power. I mean....what, you always have an angle on you? You can figure out if a wall is plum or not....
mmmmm......plumbs.......
Anyway. Seriosuly, that power is like that guy in x-men who has th telepathic bond with slugs. (WRITERS NOTE: I am not making this up. Check out Wki on this guy Maggott.) Lame. How are you gonna fight crime with angles. Unless you are on cyberchase.
Bubba: That show had Christopher Lloyd AND Gilbery Godfrey.
But I digress. Stephen.....buddy. This is my return to the ring. And I doubt that you can stop 400 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. Steph....are you ready to go one...on one.....with the Fat One? Better says your prayers, eat your vitamins, and bring a shotgun, cuz when Big Bubba Olson gets out under the lights and I have all my Fatty's chanintg my name....its just a matter of time before I get hungry and want to end the match quickly. For your sake....I hope the caterers cook my wings quickly. If not, its gonna be a long, long match....
With excessive sideboob.
*Scene ends with Big Bubba Olson jumping up and down as his man tits jiggle.*