Post by Stephen Callaway on Aug 21, 2010 21:53:08 GMT -5
A laptop.
Cold and hard it sits on an oak table. Next to it sits a plastic bottle of apple juice and a half empty glass of said juice. The camera pans out as a hand pours the bottle into the glass and the amber coloured liquid flows. The camera pans a little further and we see Stephen Callaway looking with interest at the laptop screen. His face colour changes as the light from the laptop casts greens, blacks and blues against his face. After sinking most of the juice he poured into the glass down his neck he turns toward the camera.
Stephen
"Good ol' KoP, watching me watching someone. Waiting for me and my reaction to the latest ramblings of a fat bastard. Well being the kind fellow that I am, I will give you reaction. Fat Bubba, the reason I mention Pride often is that I work here in Kingdom of PRIDE. The clue's in the name. I intend to do my job in this company and to do it with pride. I want to be the next Chris Hart and reign over my Kingdom as champion with Pride! I can't do that with freaks like you, arguing with voice-overs. It's not a voice over you fat shit, it's schizophrenia! The voices are in your head and for once they're not saying 'eat, eat, eat, eat' so you're confused.
You see Blobby Olson, I can say what I want and when I want to say it. Here in America it's my first amendment right! It's also easier to say it to fat freak-shows like you and all the burger popping grease monkeys in the crowd because let's face it, what's the chances of you bunch of Jabbas catching me. This Sunday, I know for a fact that there's gonna be EMTs in the back in-case your Big Mac clogged arteries pack in due to your overexertion.
I have said it since Day One here in Kingdom of Pride that I take Pride in my work! I will not have my pride soiled by inbreds like Flannigan, or by beached whales like you!
What's the old saying? 'Bigger they are the harder they fall? Crap that! Bigger they are, the easier the target! Because you and all the other untalented, overweight lard farms just waddle from spot to spot. Yes I ALWAYS have an angle! Always. It's what sets me apart from fattys like you that just go round and round. You want to talk about wieners? Answer me this: In amongst all the layers of fat, when did you last see yours? When was the last time it was near a woman that didn't back away from it in horror? Last time you felt it was last night when your right hand clicked on a divas website and your left hand found some mayo while looking at the buns!"
With that he turns of the camera and we are plunged into darkness. OK, we fade to black
END PROMO
Cold and hard it sits on an oak table. Next to it sits a plastic bottle of apple juice and a half empty glass of said juice. The camera pans out as a hand pours the bottle into the glass and the amber coloured liquid flows. The camera pans a little further and we see Stephen Callaway looking with interest at the laptop screen. His face colour changes as the light from the laptop casts greens, blacks and blues against his face. After sinking most of the juice he poured into the glass down his neck he turns toward the camera.
Stephen
"Good ol' KoP, watching me watching someone. Waiting for me and my reaction to the latest ramblings of a fat bastard. Well being the kind fellow that I am, I will give you reaction. Fat Bubba, the reason I mention Pride often is that I work here in Kingdom of PRIDE. The clue's in the name. I intend to do my job in this company and to do it with pride. I want to be the next Chris Hart and reign over my Kingdom as champion with Pride! I can't do that with freaks like you, arguing with voice-overs. It's not a voice over you fat shit, it's schizophrenia! The voices are in your head and for once they're not saying 'eat, eat, eat, eat' so you're confused.
You see Blobby Olson, I can say what I want and when I want to say it. Here in America it's my first amendment right! It's also easier to say it to fat freak-shows like you and all the burger popping grease monkeys in the crowd because let's face it, what's the chances of you bunch of Jabbas catching me. This Sunday, I know for a fact that there's gonna be EMTs in the back in-case your Big Mac clogged arteries pack in due to your overexertion.
I have said it since Day One here in Kingdom of Pride that I take Pride in my work! I will not have my pride soiled by inbreds like Flannigan, or by beached whales like you!
What's the old saying? 'Bigger they are the harder they fall? Crap that! Bigger they are, the easier the target! Because you and all the other untalented, overweight lard farms just waddle from spot to spot. Yes I ALWAYS have an angle! Always. It's what sets me apart from fattys like you that just go round and round. You want to talk about wieners? Answer me this: In amongst all the layers of fat, when did you last see yours? When was the last time it was near a woman that didn't back away from it in horror? Last time you felt it was last night when your right hand clicked on a divas website and your left hand found some mayo while looking at the buns!"
With that he turns of the camera and we are plunged into darkness. OK, we fade to black
END PROMO
