Post by Kid Flanagan on Aug 25, 2010 20:14:42 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry for lack of effort, however I am on holidays and well thought it be better to post something like this then no show. Sorry Andy for not giving you a fight.
Scene opens up in a room, where Kid Flanagan is seen sitting at a desk in front of his laptop. The camera positions itself behind Kid, so now the laptop screen is now visible. The camera then zooms in on the laptop screen, to see that Kid is logging into MSN. Just as he does, an conversation blog opens up, it’s Kid’s online buddy ALEX!
Alex: Yo Kid.
Kid: Hey Alex! Sup dude!?
Alex: My dick in your mother, that’s whatz up! Lol
Kid: Wow, that didn’t take long to start the mother jokes,lol.
Alex: Well just got off and got into the booze, so I am tad looped.
Kid: Well didn’t you get off work five hours ago?
Alex: Yep, explains why I am tad looped! Lol
Kid: lol, so you watch my last wrestling match!?
Alex: Nope, I missed it…I kinda feel bad about missing it, however then again it was either watch your second match in KoP, or….Pound some wet pussy….Well, what would you had done!?
Kid: You know what I would do,lol. So, anyhow you missed me going 2-0 in my wrestling career! However, I think I will finally add an one to the loss column this week as I face some guy named Adam Abel who seems to be king dog around here.
Alex: 2-0, not bad Kid! You can make it 3-0 this week….Wait, you got Abel! Lol…Maybe that third win will have to wait another week,lol.
Kid: So, he is as good as I have heard!?
Alex: Well yeah! He is real good like world champion good, however he does have one weakness though…Which is lollipops…Red Lollipops!
Kid: lol….Red Lollipops is his weakness, so your telling me, to beat Adam Abel, I have to give him an red lollipop to suck on!?
Alex: LOL, Beat Adam Abel, oh shit Kid, you got no chance. The Red Lollipop is just a peace offering so Abel goes easy on you, so you be abel to walk out of the ring instead of gettiing escorted to the back laying on a stretcher.
Kid: Oh…So I am not abel to beat Abel!?
Alex: Only if you can pull of one helluva magic trick, wait I know...Watch some Jerry mcClean matches, he pulls off magic tricks all the time to escape wrestling matches with wins.
Kid: Jerry McClean…Wait is he related to the “Yippie Ki ya Mother Fer” dude!?
Alex: LOL, your talking about the die hard character…. John McClane….Anyway to answer your question Jerry McClean isn't related to the movie character or the actor who betrayed him, who be no other then the EPIC Bruce Willis!
Kid: Oh, so my homework this week before the match with Adam Abel is to watch a few Jerry McClean matches!?
Alex: Watch them all! They all show something magnificent! If, you can duplicate half of the magic that Jerry performs in that ring, your golden in this match with Abel.
Kid: So, to beat Adam Abel this week, I must become an McClean to defeat the Abel one?
Alex: Hell yeah! You will be known as Kid McClean when you go one on one with the Abel one, now this match would totally be in abel’s favour, if you showed up in that ring being your newbie self…However, in that ring as Kid McClean…You will be the top dog…You will bring Abel to his knees, begging for mercy, hoping you can forgive his sins of the past and whatever bollshitt, lol. As you staredown at Abel on his knees, you grin that new Kid McClean grin that glows, you will then turn Adam Abel’s lights off with the KID KICK! You then will pin Abel for 1.…2.….3. Claming your third win in KoP, which will make you 3 for 3 in your wrestling career.
Kid: Sounds awesome! I am gonna take your advice, I will watch all the Jerry McClean matches I can get my hands onto, I will try to duplicate what McClean does in that ring against Abel this week. I will surely try my best to conquer the Abel ship, to cruise to my third win in this sport.
Alex: Ok, Kid I helped you now you help me by sending me a picture of your girlfriend.
Kid: What is a picture of my girlfriend gonna help you with?
Alex: Dont ask questions, just send a picture of your girlfriend….Least clothes as possible!
Kid: LOL…I guess, it could be worse you could have asked for a picture of my mother…lol
Alex: Your mother hot!? Does she have big Boobies!? With oh so gorgeous nipples to suck!?
Kid: DUDE! WTF!?
Alex: Sorry, it’s the booze!
Kid: LOL, I understand.
Alex: So, where’s the pic of your girl!?
Kid: Oh your serious!? LOL
Alex: Yes! SEND….IT…NOW!
Kid: Alright….one….sec…
Alex: Holy F>>>! Your capping this every night!? You sly F>>>ing DOG!
Kid: I know, I am an lucky dog. Well, I gtg Alex, my girl just arrived.
Alex: Hey, give a thump on inner thigh just for me eh!?
Kid: LOL
Alex: Peace Kid, I’ll watch your Abel match this week, well I will if I don’t get hooked up with any tramps that is…LOL!
Kid: LOL, peace.
Kid then closes his laptop as he stares at his girlfriend., As he does the scene fades.
Scene opens up in a room, where Kid Flanagan is seen sitting at a desk in front of his laptop. The camera positions itself behind Kid, so now the laptop screen is now visible. The camera then zooms in on the laptop screen, to see that Kid is logging into MSN. Just as he does, an conversation blog opens up, it’s Kid’s online buddy ALEX!
Alex: Yo Kid.
Kid: Hey Alex! Sup dude!?
Alex: My dick in your mother, that’s whatz up! Lol
Kid: Wow, that didn’t take long to start the mother jokes,lol.
Alex: Well just got off and got into the booze, so I am tad looped.
Kid: Well didn’t you get off work five hours ago?
Alex: Yep, explains why I am tad looped! Lol
Kid: lol, so you watch my last wrestling match!?
Alex: Nope, I missed it…I kinda feel bad about missing it, however then again it was either watch your second match in KoP, or….Pound some wet pussy….Well, what would you had done!?
Kid: You know what I would do,lol. So, anyhow you missed me going 2-0 in my wrestling career! However, I think I will finally add an one to the loss column this week as I face some guy named Adam Abel who seems to be king dog around here.
Alex: 2-0, not bad Kid! You can make it 3-0 this week….Wait, you got Abel! Lol…Maybe that third win will have to wait another week,lol.
Kid: So, he is as good as I have heard!?
Alex: Well yeah! He is real good like world champion good, however he does have one weakness though…Which is lollipops…Red Lollipops!
Kid: lol….Red Lollipops is his weakness, so your telling me, to beat Adam Abel, I have to give him an red lollipop to suck on!?
Alex: LOL, Beat Adam Abel, oh shit Kid, you got no chance. The Red Lollipop is just a peace offering so Abel goes easy on you, so you be abel to walk out of the ring instead of gettiing escorted to the back laying on a stretcher.
Kid: Oh…So I am not abel to beat Abel!?
Alex: Only if you can pull of one helluva magic trick, wait I know...Watch some Jerry mcClean matches, he pulls off magic tricks all the time to escape wrestling matches with wins.
Kid: Jerry McClean…Wait is he related to the “Yippie Ki ya Mother Fer” dude!?
Alex: LOL, your talking about the die hard character…. John McClane….Anyway to answer your question Jerry McClean isn't related to the movie character or the actor who betrayed him, who be no other then the EPIC Bruce Willis!
Kid: Oh, so my homework this week before the match with Adam Abel is to watch a few Jerry McClean matches!?
Alex: Watch them all! They all show something magnificent! If, you can duplicate half of the magic that Jerry performs in that ring, your golden in this match with Abel.
Kid: So, to beat Adam Abel this week, I must become an McClean to defeat the Abel one?
Alex: Hell yeah! You will be known as Kid McClean when you go one on one with the Abel one, now this match would totally be in abel’s favour, if you showed up in that ring being your newbie self…However, in that ring as Kid McClean…You will be the top dog…You will bring Abel to his knees, begging for mercy, hoping you can forgive his sins of the past and whatever bollshitt, lol. As you staredown at Abel on his knees, you grin that new Kid McClean grin that glows, you will then turn Adam Abel’s lights off with the KID KICK! You then will pin Abel for 1.…2.….3. Claming your third win in KoP, which will make you 3 for 3 in your wrestling career.
Kid: Sounds awesome! I am gonna take your advice, I will watch all the Jerry McClean matches I can get my hands onto, I will try to duplicate what McClean does in that ring against Abel this week. I will surely try my best to conquer the Abel ship, to cruise to my third win in this sport.
Alex: Ok, Kid I helped you now you help me by sending me a picture of your girlfriend.
Kid: What is a picture of my girlfriend gonna help you with?
Alex: Dont ask questions, just send a picture of your girlfriend….Least clothes as possible!
Kid: LOL…I guess, it could be worse you could have asked for a picture of my mother…lol
Alex: Your mother hot!? Does she have big Boobies!? With oh so gorgeous nipples to suck!?
Kid: DUDE! WTF!?
Alex: Sorry, it’s the booze!
Kid: LOL, I understand.
Alex: So, where’s the pic of your girl!?
Kid: Oh your serious!? LOL
Alex: Yes! SEND….IT…NOW!
Kid: Alright….one….sec…
Alex: Holy F>>>! Your capping this every night!? You sly F>>>ing DOG!
Kid: I know, I am an lucky dog. Well, I gtg Alex, my girl just arrived.
Alex: Hey, give a thump on inner thigh just for me eh!?
Kid: LOL
Alex: Peace Kid, I’ll watch your Abel match this week, well I will if I don’t get hooked up with any tramps that is…LOL!
Kid: LOL, peace.
Kid then closes his laptop as he stares at his girlfriend., As he does the scene fades.