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Post by Trav McBang! on Sept 4, 2010 21:18:34 GMT -5
Let's face it...KoP's turnout numbers are shit because we've got flakes at every level of the card. Nobody seems willing to really push for Pride and are just looking out for themselves. We need a man who can energize this tired roster...a man who can put asses in the seats on any given night....we need a man........ Who's a breath in minds of men With the lies he breathes No man's ever ruled the world Not knowing the curse of him He's some of the seven sins Vanity in the lust of men He's the Alpha-Omega man He''ll show you who he is Hypnotic charm, mesmerizing face His soul has a dark embrace A magic tongue, He'll seduce you all Till he's your king till ya know his.... Charisma - Do you know his name? He's the God that you pray When you worship his name Charisma - are you idolizing him? He's a dangerous thing And your new messiah's himHelp us, Jeff Charisma. You're our only hope. This is an official petition for the services of Jeffrey Dick Charisma. Sign here if you want the Ronin of Rawk to migrate to the lands of Pride and slay the monotony that has plagued this federation. Oh, and if you don't sign it, you're a fucking loser prick who masturbates to gimp zebra porn. Freaks.
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Sept 4, 2010 21:24:01 GMT -5
I WANT DELIKADO!!!
*flips table*
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Post by Josh Eagles on Sept 4, 2010 21:25:13 GMT -5
I vote Jeff Charisma!!!
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Post by Kirk Noble on Sept 4, 2010 21:35:32 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm definitely in favor of this. Like, definitely.
If you know what I mean Jeff...
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Post by "Dangerous" Mike Deacon on Sept 4, 2010 21:52:30 GMT -5
I believe in Jeff Charisma.
*gets sued by Kurt Noble's lawyers*
God damn it.
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Post by Jeremy Sterling on Sept 4, 2010 23:59:13 GMT -5
Please.
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Post by Chris Strike on Sept 5, 2010 0:16:40 GMT -5
*signs this like a motherfucker*
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Sept 5, 2010 6:52:51 GMT -5
U STILL HAS ME!!!1!! ;D
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Post by Delikado/J-Noble on Sept 5, 2010 10:34:19 GMT -5
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Sept 5, 2010 10:46:57 GMT -5
I agree. JDP doesn't really sound like the name for a savior. More like an average joe who can do fahk all. U HEARD ME!
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Post by Kid Flanagan on Sept 5, 2010 11:11:55 GMT -5
I sign
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Post by ____ on Sept 5, 2010 13:35:04 GMT -5
[APPLAUSE]
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Sept 5, 2010 15:22:05 GMT -5
But if he comes here........I might have to read one of his rps >_________________>
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Post by Better Than Johnny Noble on Sept 5, 2010 19:53:20 GMT -5
But if he comes here........I might have to read one of his rps >_________________> That's what we thought when you came here. <_< No point in reading my rps here. They're shite and full of in-jokes.
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