Post by Kid Flanagan on Sept 18, 2010 11:59:03 GMT -5
Scene Opens up in a room, where there is a desk with a open laptop on it, Kid Flanagan then comes into view as he is carrying a spinny chair to the desk. Kid then sits in the chair, he then looks at the laptop, the camera then zooms in on the laptop. A Msn convo just then pops up.
Alex: Sup KID!
Kid: I am a wrestling champion! That’s whats up ALEX!
Alex: Fahken hell! I must have missed that part of the KoP show.
Kid: You did!? You’re an dick!
Alex: King Dick tbf, however I am just fahken with yeah. I seen your match, congrats dude.
Kid: Thanks, It’s really unreal Alex, in my fourth match I am official wrestling champion, it’s nuts. I am so thrilled about owning this title belt that I wore it as my pyjamas last night.
Alex: Wait, tell me if I am picturing this right… You in da nude except a title belt around your waist?
Kid: Exactly!
Alex: You bang your chick with that thing on?
Kid: You bet!
Alex: Awesome, so she at least felt something this time around when you shagged her?
Kid: lol, yeah!
Alex: How’s your head btw?
Kid: Alright, I wish I knew who hit me though.
Alex: I already hired private investigators for yeah, So when they find out whose responsible I’ll hire a few bounty hunters to seek this man responsible for backstabbing my by Kid Flanagan!
Kid: Much Appreciated! Could you also hire me some help for this fatal fourway match I got booked in this week?
Alex: LMAO! I seen on the KoP internet boards that you got added to that main event match, I think you be fine though.
Kid: Screw that! I wont be fine, I am against guys who been in this sport for long time, they got years of experience on me, I am screwed!
Alex: No your not! Trust me!
Kid: I am against Josh Eagles, Johnny Noble and Tommy Hargrove, I am screwed!
Alex: Josh Eagles is just a boring Canadian who has a sick fetish about having other men impregnate his wife.
Kid: Really!?
Alex: Yes, that is how my second daughter Emily was brought into this world.
Kid: Mrs Eagles is your daughter’s mother?
Alex: Yep, well actually I don’t think she is Mrs Eagles anymore, I think she left Josh to become an official hooker.
Kid: You mean Prostitute?
Alex: Yeah, I guess that is the professional name for them.
Kid: Well do you know anything about Johnny Noble?
Alex: Sure do! He is famous for banging five women at the same time, and by same time, I mean same time!
Kid: How is that possible?
Alex: He has five dicks.
Kid: Futt off.
Alex: I am serious, however it’s not as glorious has it sounds, as well he got carried away with them and well one through four have herpes and number five is a oversized clit.
Kid: Oversized Clit? Does that mean Johnny Noble is intersexed?
Alex: Sure as it doesn’t have a set of balls for number five dick and well Johnny does have nice nipples, you would just love to suck on.
Kid: ………
Alex: True story!
Kid: Ok moving on, you know anything about Tommy Hargrove?
Alex: I sure do know about mister furry fucker.
Kid: ha, Furry fucker? Lol
Alex: Yes, when Tommy was 13, he somehow came upon sheep porn on the internet, so Tommy had this urge to know what a sheep feels like, However he didn’t have the balls to actually fuck a real sheep so he has his girlfriends dress up like sheep or any other got damn animal he has a fantasy of shagging.
Kid: So all three of my opponents this week are futted up individuals?
Alex: Well Johnny is ok, he just has four herpie infected dicks and a oversized clit and some perky tits. After all that, he alright.
Kid: Are you drunk Alex?
Alex: Yes. Why?
Kid: No reason. Well gtg Alex, my woman is here.
Alex: Shag her for me!
Kid: Ok. Peace.
Kid then closes his laptop, he then spins his chair around to look at his girlfriend/manager Kimberly who is standing behind him.
Kid: Kimberly, What’s the word!?
Kimberly doesn’t respond to Kid, she just makes her way towards the back of Kid’s chair, Kid doesn’t spin to keep his eyes on Kimberly has he starts to smile thinking of what Kimberly might have in store for him, has Kimberly gets behind the chair she grabs a hold of the chair with both of her hands then lifts as she does the chair dumps Kid on the floor, Kid just looks up at her with a blank look on his face as Kimberly just stares down at Kid with a unpleasant look.
Kid: What the….
Kid cant finish his sentence has Kimberly cuts him off.
Kimberly: I did that for your own good Kid, I couldn’t stand by watching you fool around on the internet, when you should be getting prepared to go into battle with Josh Eagles, Johnny Noble and Tommy Hargrove. I know your excited about being crowned a champion in your fourth match and that your head is probably still pounding after that assault last week in the parking lot but you have to move on from last week’s events. You have to move onto this week’s big match where you will face your toughest test to date. Tonight’s match will be a great indicator on how you are progressing in this sport. As you are against arguably three guys who are in the top five best list in KoP.
Kid stays on the floor with his legs crossed not liking what he is hearing.
Kid: I know I am in tough that is why I am very nervous about this match tonight, that is why I was on msn trying to calm my nerves by chatting with Alex, which by surprise didn’t work. Even though Alex did do a good job of making my opponents come off as jokes, I know that in that ring there will be no jokes.
Kimberly nods.
Kimberly: Exactly, these three guys are all business. These three individuals probably wouldn’t have cared if you were thrown into this match about three weeks ago, but right now they do care, they care because you have a championship belt and they don’t. You having that title around your waist makes it seem that you are telling them that your are better then them, that with all there years of hard work in that ring doesn’t matter to you cause you became a champion in a month after only being trained in the wrestling profession for three weeks. For this you will have a huge target on your back.
Kid slowly makes his way to his feet, showing some effects from the assault he suffered in the parking lot last week. Kimberly assists Kid up just to make sure he doesn’t fall down.
Kid: Thanks.
Kimberly: You alright?
Kid: Not fully, I was after all not officially cleared by the doc to wrestle this week but was put in this match anyways. I don’t understand why, as I didn’t think the owners had the right to do that?
Kimberly slightly grins at Kid.
Kimberly: Well, Kid…I told Kurt and Jeremy that the doc said you were A ok to wrestle tonight.
Kid folds his arms then turns away from Kimberly.
Kid: I don’t understand why you would do that to me for? I am not 100% percent to wrestle tonight, which makes it a good chance I could be in great danger tonight, heck I be in great danger in this match tonight if I was 100% percent healthy anyways, so I am destiny to fall hard tonight, thanks Kimberly!
Kimberly puts her hand on Kid’s shoulder.
Kimberly: Calm down Kid, I understand that you are still feeling the affects from that assault last week but I seen that main event booking and I thought that match would be a great opportunity for you to show to everyone that you are not just a lucky rook. That you are for real, that you do have what it takes to run with the big guns of KoP, now I know I put you at a disadvantage this week with you being not a 100% but I know you have a lot of heart Kid. I know deep down that you can pull this off even hurt you can do this.
Kid turns around to stare at his beautiful Kimberly.
Kid: You really have that much faith in me?
Kimberly smiles at Kid.
Kimberly: Damn straight I do. Especially if you follow the game plan I have came up with for this match for you.
Kid: Game plan, alright I am listening. I really need a excellent game plan to make this match pan out perfect for Kid Flanagan.
Kid and Kimberly laugh.
Kimberly: Well, the game plan is great. See this match has you take on Josh Eagles, Johnny Noble and the wildcard Tommy Hargrove. Josh Eagles is the big name in this match which means even though you have a KoP belt to your name Josh Eagles is the man that your opponents would love to beat as well. Johnny Noble will especially be trying to take Josh out as Johnny is living in his brother’s shadow which he wants to get out of. Which he will make one step towards that goal if he takes out Josh Eagles. Now you can take advantage of this by maybe just letting Johnny do his thing against Eagles, just make sure Johnny doesn’t climax Eagles.
Kid gives Kimberly the Kid Eyebrow after her last sentence.
Kimberly: You know what I mean, anyhow I say Tommy Hargrove is the wildcard in this match because everyone in this match has more street cred then he does, yes even you have more cred then he does because well…You have a championship belt and he doesn’t nuff said. So with that Tommy will be a very Dangerous but weak opponent in this match.
Kid: Dangerous but weak Opponent? What’s that mean?
Kimberly: This guy is gonna go Balls to the wall out in that ring tonight, but while he be attempting to make a name for himself in this match, it means he will make himself wide open in this match to be put down like the rabid dog he is. He will come out to the ring like his head is on fire but eventually the flame will go out. Just make sure to stay clear of Tommy in the early goings, after that he be easy pickings.
Kid smiles after hearing “Easy Pickings”.
Kid: Easy Pickings, so he be like a blonde on prom night, gonna go down quick.
Kimberly: Yeah ok, anyhow I think this match will probably end off with you going toe to toe with Josh Eagles as I think he will take care of the less talented Noble, now I have been told by a very reliable source that when you have a chance to finish off Eagles do it, don’t waste anytime on doing big finishes. Don’t go big on the finish when your against Eagles because he always seems to find a second wind if you go climbing the ropes or some stupid shit like that. So keep it simple when it comes to Josh Eagles, actually just keep it simple in this match period. Because like you said you aren’t 100% so being simple will be your friend in this match.
Kid: I can be simple.
Kimberly: I know.
Kimberly and Kid then SMOOCH!
Alex: Sup KID!
Kid: I am a wrestling champion! That’s whats up ALEX!
Alex: Fahken hell! I must have missed that part of the KoP show.
Kid: You did!? You’re an dick!
Alex: King Dick tbf, however I am just fahken with yeah. I seen your match, congrats dude.
Kid: Thanks, It’s really unreal Alex, in my fourth match I am official wrestling champion, it’s nuts. I am so thrilled about owning this title belt that I wore it as my pyjamas last night.
Alex: Wait, tell me if I am picturing this right… You in da nude except a title belt around your waist?
Kid: Exactly!
Alex: You bang your chick with that thing on?
Kid: You bet!
Alex: Awesome, so she at least felt something this time around when you shagged her?
Kid: lol, yeah!
Alex: How’s your head btw?
Kid: Alright, I wish I knew who hit me though.
Alex: I already hired private investigators for yeah, So when they find out whose responsible I’ll hire a few bounty hunters to seek this man responsible for backstabbing my by Kid Flanagan!
Kid: Much Appreciated! Could you also hire me some help for this fatal fourway match I got booked in this week?
Alex: LMAO! I seen on the KoP internet boards that you got added to that main event match, I think you be fine though.
Kid: Screw that! I wont be fine, I am against guys who been in this sport for long time, they got years of experience on me, I am screwed!
Alex: No your not! Trust me!
Kid: I am against Josh Eagles, Johnny Noble and Tommy Hargrove, I am screwed!
Alex: Josh Eagles is just a boring Canadian who has a sick fetish about having other men impregnate his wife.
Kid: Really!?
Alex: Yes, that is how my second daughter Emily was brought into this world.
Kid: Mrs Eagles is your daughter’s mother?
Alex: Yep, well actually I don’t think she is Mrs Eagles anymore, I think she left Josh to become an official hooker.
Kid: You mean Prostitute?
Alex: Yeah, I guess that is the professional name for them.
Kid: Well do you know anything about Johnny Noble?
Alex: Sure do! He is famous for banging five women at the same time, and by same time, I mean same time!
Kid: How is that possible?
Alex: He has five dicks.
Kid: Futt off.
Alex: I am serious, however it’s not as glorious has it sounds, as well he got carried away with them and well one through four have herpes and number five is a oversized clit.
Kid: Oversized Clit? Does that mean Johnny Noble is intersexed?
Alex: Sure as it doesn’t have a set of balls for number five dick and well Johnny does have nice nipples, you would just love to suck on.
Kid: ………
Alex: True story!
Kid: Ok moving on, you know anything about Tommy Hargrove?
Alex: I sure do know about mister furry fucker.
Kid: ha, Furry fucker? Lol
Alex: Yes, when Tommy was 13, he somehow came upon sheep porn on the internet, so Tommy had this urge to know what a sheep feels like, However he didn’t have the balls to actually fuck a real sheep so he has his girlfriends dress up like sheep or any other got damn animal he has a fantasy of shagging.
Kid: So all three of my opponents this week are futted up individuals?
Alex: Well Johnny is ok, he just has four herpie infected dicks and a oversized clit and some perky tits. After all that, he alright.
Kid: Are you drunk Alex?
Alex: Yes. Why?
Kid: No reason. Well gtg Alex, my woman is here.
Alex: Shag her for me!
Kid: Ok. Peace.
Kid then closes his laptop, he then spins his chair around to look at his girlfriend/manager Kimberly who is standing behind him.
Kid: Kimberly, What’s the word!?
Kimberly doesn’t respond to Kid, she just makes her way towards the back of Kid’s chair, Kid doesn’t spin to keep his eyes on Kimberly has he starts to smile thinking of what Kimberly might have in store for him, has Kimberly gets behind the chair she grabs a hold of the chair with both of her hands then lifts as she does the chair dumps Kid on the floor, Kid just looks up at her with a blank look on his face as Kimberly just stares down at Kid with a unpleasant look.
Kid: What the….
Kid cant finish his sentence has Kimberly cuts him off.
Kimberly: I did that for your own good Kid, I couldn’t stand by watching you fool around on the internet, when you should be getting prepared to go into battle with Josh Eagles, Johnny Noble and Tommy Hargrove. I know your excited about being crowned a champion in your fourth match and that your head is probably still pounding after that assault last week in the parking lot but you have to move on from last week’s events. You have to move onto this week’s big match where you will face your toughest test to date. Tonight’s match will be a great indicator on how you are progressing in this sport. As you are against arguably three guys who are in the top five best list in KoP.
Kid stays on the floor with his legs crossed not liking what he is hearing.
Kid: I know I am in tough that is why I am very nervous about this match tonight, that is why I was on msn trying to calm my nerves by chatting with Alex, which by surprise didn’t work. Even though Alex did do a good job of making my opponents come off as jokes, I know that in that ring there will be no jokes.
Kimberly nods.
Kimberly: Exactly, these three guys are all business. These three individuals probably wouldn’t have cared if you were thrown into this match about three weeks ago, but right now they do care, they care because you have a championship belt and they don’t. You having that title around your waist makes it seem that you are telling them that your are better then them, that with all there years of hard work in that ring doesn’t matter to you cause you became a champion in a month after only being trained in the wrestling profession for three weeks. For this you will have a huge target on your back.
Kid slowly makes his way to his feet, showing some effects from the assault he suffered in the parking lot last week. Kimberly assists Kid up just to make sure he doesn’t fall down.
Kid: Thanks.
Kimberly: You alright?
Kid: Not fully, I was after all not officially cleared by the doc to wrestle this week but was put in this match anyways. I don’t understand why, as I didn’t think the owners had the right to do that?
Kimberly slightly grins at Kid.
Kimberly: Well, Kid…I told Kurt and Jeremy that the doc said you were A ok to wrestle tonight.
Kid folds his arms then turns away from Kimberly.
Kid: I don’t understand why you would do that to me for? I am not 100% percent to wrestle tonight, which makes it a good chance I could be in great danger tonight, heck I be in great danger in this match tonight if I was 100% percent healthy anyways, so I am destiny to fall hard tonight, thanks Kimberly!
Kimberly puts her hand on Kid’s shoulder.
Kimberly: Calm down Kid, I understand that you are still feeling the affects from that assault last week but I seen that main event booking and I thought that match would be a great opportunity for you to show to everyone that you are not just a lucky rook. That you are for real, that you do have what it takes to run with the big guns of KoP, now I know I put you at a disadvantage this week with you being not a 100% but I know you have a lot of heart Kid. I know deep down that you can pull this off even hurt you can do this.
Kid turns around to stare at his beautiful Kimberly.
Kid: You really have that much faith in me?
Kimberly smiles at Kid.
Kimberly: Damn straight I do. Especially if you follow the game plan I have came up with for this match for you.
Kid: Game plan, alright I am listening. I really need a excellent game plan to make this match pan out perfect for Kid Flanagan.
Kid and Kimberly laugh.
Kimberly: Well, the game plan is great. See this match has you take on Josh Eagles, Johnny Noble and the wildcard Tommy Hargrove. Josh Eagles is the big name in this match which means even though you have a KoP belt to your name Josh Eagles is the man that your opponents would love to beat as well. Johnny Noble will especially be trying to take Josh out as Johnny is living in his brother’s shadow which he wants to get out of. Which he will make one step towards that goal if he takes out Josh Eagles. Now you can take advantage of this by maybe just letting Johnny do his thing against Eagles, just make sure Johnny doesn’t climax Eagles.
Kid gives Kimberly the Kid Eyebrow after her last sentence.
Kimberly: You know what I mean, anyhow I say Tommy Hargrove is the wildcard in this match because everyone in this match has more street cred then he does, yes even you have more cred then he does because well…You have a championship belt and he doesn’t nuff said. So with that Tommy will be a very Dangerous but weak opponent in this match.
Kid: Dangerous but weak Opponent? What’s that mean?
Kimberly: This guy is gonna go Balls to the wall out in that ring tonight, but while he be attempting to make a name for himself in this match, it means he will make himself wide open in this match to be put down like the rabid dog he is. He will come out to the ring like his head is on fire but eventually the flame will go out. Just make sure to stay clear of Tommy in the early goings, after that he be easy pickings.
Kid smiles after hearing “Easy Pickings”.
Kid: Easy Pickings, so he be like a blonde on prom night, gonna go down quick.
Kimberly: Yeah ok, anyhow I think this match will probably end off with you going toe to toe with Josh Eagles as I think he will take care of the less talented Noble, now I have been told by a very reliable source that when you have a chance to finish off Eagles do it, don’t waste anytime on doing big finishes. Don’t go big on the finish when your against Eagles because he always seems to find a second wind if you go climbing the ropes or some stupid shit like that. So keep it simple when it comes to Josh Eagles, actually just keep it simple in this match period. Because like you said you aren’t 100% so being simple will be your friend in this match.
Kid: I can be simple.
Kimberly: I know.
Kimberly and Kid then SMOOCH!
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