Post by P.K. Jacob-Sterling on Sept 18, 2010 22:18:31 GMT -5
And here we are again! Inside of your T.V. you’re getting a bit antsy, right now you’re thinking to yourself “GET AWAY FROM MY F’N CABLE BOX!” Well tough crap because you the viewer are gonna listen to this. Slowly the background shows that familiar chair. And there’s P.K. sitting in it. Last time you saw him, he made another example out of Jersey-Shore and he’s moving on to better things. He’s getting the recognition that he deserves. P.K. rubs at his mouth and leans forward, his eyes showing a dullness in them. For right now he wasn’t sure if he would get the competition that he needed. Whatever the case, he’d do what he did best, wrestle! That’s right ol’P.K. would earn his paycheck like all these other schmucks.
P.K. slowly looked at the camera lens, his mind circling on how to start this thing off. He shrugged his shoulders giving a “Aw, what the fuck.” and takes a deep breath.
PK Jacob Sterling: Alright, so, what did we learn at Autumn Annihilation? Well for one, don’t watch MTV, because sooner or later you’ll become a retard like Nathan Neale. See, guys who think they should get spotlight are the same who prance around with their little, posse’s go out to night clubs, and drink strawberry martinis. I don’t see any threat in being a pussy, no that’s not my gig. But I do see a bright future for myself, because it’s getting closer and closer to almost reaching that goal I want. That goal? That goal is to be a champion.
The background behind him slowly revealed the two championships in Pride. PK turned to look at them, he propped his right leg on the chair’s arm and leaned back in a lazy manner. He had to make sure he didn’t mess up in his match. He had to prove that this winning streak he had going on wasn’t just because of no-names who just happened to know how to lace up wrestling boots. Nope, PK had to prove the doubters wrong! Like always he had a chance to show his true skills.
PK Jacob Sterling: See, I-I BELIEVE I belong up there with those belts circling over my head, just WAITING for me to grab them up. I want that satisfaction to know that I was one of those lucky people to win a championship, because it shows that you're the best of the best, and it shows that you...you have what it takes! I got that look, I got the style, and I got the ability to win, no matter what situation you put me in, and that's why I've been undefeated so far.
I didn't pull strings, I didn't jerk anyone off in the parking lot, I didn't kiss out, my success so far is because of ME! No one else can take credit for it, because no one has to balls to. No one can say that they helped me get where I am, because I helped myself get into this winning position. And now I get the chance to finally show these guys what a true athlete can do in that ring. And one of those many people I'm gonna have to humble to this new reality, is Bruce Hendrickson...
A picture of Bruce appears, PK places his hands together and tapped his fingers against each other. He gave this unimpressive expression that just showed what he thought about this guy. Another one of those cocky guys who had their foot in their mouth, and their lips places on their anus. P.K. rubs at his head and then chuckles out a bit.
PK Jacob Sterling: See when I think about Bruce, I think about the toolbags who're so over confident these days. I mean, one tool after the other, they just don't get it! Now I understand you need to build your self-esteem up because honestly if you didn't you'd just be a big nerd, but this...this is takin' it waaaaaaaaaaaaay too far. Yeah, you need a backbone, OKAY you need to be assertive, but there's a line that's drawn when you just become...uh...what's a fancy word for it...unbearable....
Now Bruce, I get it you were somebody in UWL, whatever, I don't care, you're in PRIDE. That means no one cares who you were then, you need to step into the NOW, which is the future, and that future? That future is me. And you want to take that future from me, you want to SNATCH it from under my and wipe your ass on it. I can't allow you to do that bro. I'm gonna do my job, I'm going to go out there, I'm going to wrestle you, you're gonna give me that donkey smile and I'm gonna kick you, THEN I pin you and THEN I'll move on. You're not a big deal to me, IN FACT, I really don't care about you. You're just someone I have to beat up, and after that maybe people will open their eyes around here and see that I, PK Jacob Sterling am a big deal. So BRUCE, tonight you either be a wrestler or stay a tool. Choose wisely bro, because if you choose wrong...you're getting pinned...
PK slides out of his chair and dusts himself off. Hopefully this guy would get the picture and take this fight seriously. Anyway, you can go back to watching reruns on USA, drowning yourself in chips and death metal now, PK is done. The scene fades off to black.
Fade~
P.K. slowly looked at the camera lens, his mind circling on how to start this thing off. He shrugged his shoulders giving a “Aw, what the fuck.” and takes a deep breath.
PK Jacob Sterling: Alright, so, what did we learn at Autumn Annihilation? Well for one, don’t watch MTV, because sooner or later you’ll become a retard like Nathan Neale. See, guys who think they should get spotlight are the same who prance around with their little, posse’s go out to night clubs, and drink strawberry martinis. I don’t see any threat in being a pussy, no that’s not my gig. But I do see a bright future for myself, because it’s getting closer and closer to almost reaching that goal I want. That goal? That goal is to be a champion.
The background behind him slowly revealed the two championships in Pride. PK turned to look at them, he propped his right leg on the chair’s arm and leaned back in a lazy manner. He had to make sure he didn’t mess up in his match. He had to prove that this winning streak he had going on wasn’t just because of no-names who just happened to know how to lace up wrestling boots. Nope, PK had to prove the doubters wrong! Like always he had a chance to show his true skills.
PK Jacob Sterling: See, I-I BELIEVE I belong up there with those belts circling over my head, just WAITING for me to grab them up. I want that satisfaction to know that I was one of those lucky people to win a championship, because it shows that you're the best of the best, and it shows that you...you have what it takes! I got that look, I got the style, and I got the ability to win, no matter what situation you put me in, and that's why I've been undefeated so far.
I didn't pull strings, I didn't jerk anyone off in the parking lot, I didn't kiss out, my success so far is because of ME! No one else can take credit for it, because no one has to balls to. No one can say that they helped me get where I am, because I helped myself get into this winning position. And now I get the chance to finally show these guys what a true athlete can do in that ring. And one of those many people I'm gonna have to humble to this new reality, is Bruce Hendrickson...
A picture of Bruce appears, PK places his hands together and tapped his fingers against each other. He gave this unimpressive expression that just showed what he thought about this guy. Another one of those cocky guys who had their foot in their mouth, and their lips places on their anus. P.K. rubs at his head and then chuckles out a bit.
PK Jacob Sterling: See when I think about Bruce, I think about the toolbags who're so over confident these days. I mean, one tool after the other, they just don't get it! Now I understand you need to build your self-esteem up because honestly if you didn't you'd just be a big nerd, but this...this is takin' it waaaaaaaaaaaaay too far. Yeah, you need a backbone, OKAY you need to be assertive, but there's a line that's drawn when you just become...uh...what's a fancy word for it...unbearable....
Now Bruce, I get it you were somebody in UWL, whatever, I don't care, you're in PRIDE. That means no one cares who you were then, you need to step into the NOW, which is the future, and that future? That future is me. And you want to take that future from me, you want to SNATCH it from under my and wipe your ass on it. I can't allow you to do that bro. I'm gonna do my job, I'm going to go out there, I'm going to wrestle you, you're gonna give me that donkey smile and I'm gonna kick you, THEN I pin you and THEN I'll move on. You're not a big deal to me, IN FACT, I really don't care about you. You're just someone I have to beat up, and after that maybe people will open their eyes around here and see that I, PK Jacob Sterling am a big deal. So BRUCE, tonight you either be a wrestler or stay a tool. Choose wisely bro, because if you choose wrong...you're getting pinned...
PK slides out of his chair and dusts himself off. Hopefully this guy would get the picture and take this fight seriously. Anyway, you can go back to watching reruns on USA, drowning yourself in chips and death metal now, PK is done. The scene fades off to black.
Fade~
