Post by Kid Flanagan on Sept 25, 2010 10:34:40 GMT -5
It was the last day of high school, it was also my 18th birthday. So, I was in real good spirits as I headed out the high school doors for the last time, as I rode the bus home all I could think about was where was my best friend Sophia. I had a good idea of why she just disappeared just before school was out, however I couldn’t understand why Sophia would throw me a birthday bash as she knows I hate parties. Especially after the last party I was at, which was a party I attended when I was in the sixth grade, I was invited to Jessica Oaks birthday party where in the basement of her parents house she constructed a game called “spinning the bottle” which scared me emotionally and physically that day as big Berth Mcgee spinned the soda bottle and the bottle pointed at me, I cringed in horror as this oversized giant 12 year old girl stand up smiling at me like she was ready to have her way with my scrawny ass. I fought the whole way to the closet before I was locked in a dark closet with a 12 year old girl who was five times bigger then I was. Big Bertha demanded me to take my clothes off, as she wanted to know what my private part looked like, Me being me, I told her to just unzip her pants and take a look at her own private part as it was probably the same as mine just three times bigger.
Well, that didn’t go over as well as I thought it would, big Bertha just didn’t have a sense of HAHA, as she responded to my comments by physically overpowering as she tore my clothes off. As I stood in my tight undies the door of the closet opened as everybody in the party stood looking at me in my white tight undies. Tears started to drip down my face as I dash out of the closet and up the stairs , I made my way out of the house and towards my house that was about six blocks away. As I made my embarrassing journey home, I was accompanied by my next door neighbour Sophia, she offered me her sweater to wear for the journey home. That was the day me and Sophia became best friends. Even though we had been next door neighbours since the age of 10 when I moved in with my Aunt Martha, we had never hung out really until that moment at Jessica Oaks birthday party incident. Ever since then we had been best friends and nothing more.
As I thought of the past, the bus driver beeps his horn then he yells out to me.
Bus Driver: Kid, get the hell off my bus!
I quickly grab my book bag then made my way off the bus as I stood next to my Aunt Martha’s mailbox, I looked up the driveway to see the front door of Aunt Martha’s house open up as it did, my jaw dropped as my eyes were glued on the beautiful woman coming out of the house. This young woman was wearing an sexy getup, I didn’t notice who this young woman was until she got about five feet of me. That is when my jaw dropped another six feet as I seen that the young woman was my best friend Sophia. At this moment all I could think about was the episode of Dawson Creek when Dawson seen his best friend Joey all dolled up, Dawson’s feelings for his girl pal went from buddy buddy to, Damn I want to bang you Joey, like right now.
Sure, from their that whole relationship between those two fell right part and Dawson lost out on the hot piece of ass who was played by Katie Holmes and well Shit I blame this moment on Aunt Martha for forcing me to watch that damn show. As I stared at Sophia in all her sexiness that I didn’t know she had, hell I never knew her breasts where that damn big and perfect. Oh, I must calm my hormones, remember that this is my tomboy best friend Sophia who I once thought was flat chested, how the hell do I miss seeing those? Alright, calm down Kid, just react to seeing Sophia all dollup like you don’t even care.
Kid: Wow, when the hell did you grow those?
Did I just actually say that? Am I really that stupid? This is Sophia, I cant actually being looking at Sophia this way. As I bicker with my inner self, Sophia smiles at me for my stupid remarks. She then looks down at her newly found breasts, she then starts to freak out.
Sophia: What the hell are these!? Aunt Martha! Come Quick!
My Aunt Martha comes running out of the house like she is about to embark on a dead body or something but all she embarks on is my face being beat red of embarrassment as Sophia is just smiling at the whole incident.
Aunt Martha: What is it dear?
Sophia smiles at me then winks at me as she then turns her attentions to Aunt Martha. I am praying right now that she doesn’t repeat what I just said to her to Aunt Martha as Aunt Martha would whoop my ass cause that is how she roles. As I am quietly praying to god, Sophia answers Aunt Martha.
Sophia: Kid has arrived.
Aunt Martha glances at me for a brief moment but in that brief moment, I knew she read my face like it was a short story. However, being the way she is Aunt Martha doesn’t say what she wants to say but instead she says…
Aunt Martha: Well happy Birthday Kid, you feel any older?
Do I feel any older? Not sure about that, however I do know I am feeling a lot different then usual which is all because of Sophia’s new look. This very moment my life just turned into the Dawson Creek show, all I need now is Joshua Jackson to come snatch up Sophia and taunt me on how I should have banged her like a horny ape when I had the chance. Holy Rice Patties, what the hell am I saying this is Sophia, I cant think of her in this manner. I could never actually have a physical relationship with Sophia, or could I? No, learn from Dawson’s mistake. Don’t cross the friendship line, it only causes problems. But, Christ sakes look at her. Hell, who knows if she feels the same way about me, wait why the hell would she dress this way if she didn’t want to finally reveal her true feelings towards me. Shit, maybe she wants to go to the next level. I think I might digivolve tonight. Alright, I truly have to cut out these bluntly retarded comments about Sophia. I truly have to respect her., she is the same best friend I had earlier today…Well, to my defence I have never seen her in this colour before….
As I continue to argue with my inner thoughts, I then finally answer my Aunt Martha’s question.
Kid: Nope.
Aunt Martha just looks at me very awkwardly as for all the time I took to answer her question, I reply with an one word answer.
Aunt Martha: Wow, you had to think that long just to say nope? Are you high Kid?
I shake my head no, which was an good enough answer for my Aunt Martha as she then says her goodbyes.
Aunt Martha: Well then you must just be over excited for tonight’s events, anyhow you two have fun tonight/ Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
With that closing statement, Aunt Martha heads to the house, which left me and Sophia alone in the driveway. I just couldn’t stay here being a quiet bafoon. Had to act my normal self.
Kid: So, Sophia what do you got planned for me tonight as you are all dolled up for something?
Sophia just smiles at me for a moment before answering me.
Sophia: We are going to attend Big Henry Boulevard’s dance party tonight.
I really didn’t know how to take this news as I wasn’t a big fan of big Henry, however the rumour has it that at these parties it’s “Easy Pickings”. However, I am not the type of guy who goes for those type of girls but then again…Today is a start of a new ERA. So, let’s be happy about this news.
Kid: Sweet, but I don’t see the need of dressing up just to attend this dance party?
Sophia just glares at me, which makes me put my tail between my legs.
Kid: Fine, I’ll go put on my fancy suit that Aunt Martha got me last year for Cousin Chris’s wedding.
Sophia gives me approval of my decision by giving me thumbs up as she does though a Car stops by Aunt Martha’s mailbox. The passenger of the car then yells at me.
Passenger of car: Hey Kid!
I turn around to stare at the passenger of the car.
Kid: Yeah.
The passenger grins as he sees my face, as he then turns away from staring at me for a second to nod his head at the driver then the passenger of the car then pulls out a gun, which he points at me.
Passenger: Get in the car and bring Barbie with you!
I was just frozen standing there, staring at the gun. I then get a little scare when I feel someone grab my hand but when I look down at my hand I see Sophia’s hand holding mine. We then both stare at each other for brief second then look right straight at the guy in the car pointing the gun at me.
Passenger: Oh isn’t this cute! Ok Romeo and Juliet get in the damn car!
We don’t even budge towards the car as we are both scared shitless right now, even though not listening to this guy is putting our lives in more jeopardy. As this crazy looking Joe Pesci type mother fudger is getting more frustrated at us as the seconds past that we don’t move towards the car.
Passenger: That’s it! Let’s go get em Lou.
The driver of the car then get’s out of the car as he does his menace appearance makes me take a step back as I do Sophia takes that step back with me as we still are holding hands. The Joe Pesci look alike then gets out of the passenger side. The two thugs briefly look at each other then they both turn their focus on me and Sophia.
Passenger: Let the hunt begin.
The driver laughs at the Joe Pesci look alike comments as the two start to make their way towards me and Sophia who are back pedalling slowly towards the house. All of a sudden the two thugs point their guns at me and Sophia well it appear that they were anyways until I heard someone behind me speak.
Aunt Martha: Get the Fuck off my property assholes!
I look back to see Aunt Martha with a 12 gauge shotgun in her hands. She then makes her way beside me and Sophia as we stay still as the two men stop their movement as they aim their guns at Aunt Martha.
Passenger: Good to see you, Auntie Martha. Now hand over Kid and Sophia!
Aunt Martha starts to laugh as the Driver’s cell phone starts to ring as he makes a move to answer it, Aunt Martha blasts off The Joe Pesci Look alike face off then does the same to the Driver before he can react to what he just seen happen to his thug buddy…..
CUT!
An man with a shirt that reads “Director” on it comes out onto the drive way as Kid Flanagan starts to puke as he says the special effects of the blown off heads of the thugs.
Director: You ok, Kid?
Kid slowly looks up at the director, he then nods at the director.
Director: I heard that you weren’t in the best shape today, I guess you are in worst shape then your manager said you were. I mean I guess saying corn syrup and red dye fly at you could turn your insides but…
Kid interrupts the director.
Kid: Well I have been puking all morning before we started shooting this, however I have to be honest the special effect right now didn’t help. You think we can finish shooting this Monday?
Director nods.
Director: Sure Kid, just make sure you don’t hit any big spots tonight in your wrestling match, ok? I cant delay shooting this pilot for too long.
Kid then stands he then extends his hand to the director who then shakes Kid’s hand then they part ways. As Kid notices his Girlfriend/Manager at his Acting trailer. Kid approaches her.
Kimberly: Hey Kid, how it going?
Kid grins as he cant believe Kimberly didn’t see what he was doing just a few moments ago.
Kid: Oh, it’s going real futting well! Last week’s in ring attack on me after my match in that fatal four way match has really screwed things up for here today acting gig. I am really growing tired of Johnny Noble. I know I don’t know this dink smack very well as I have only been in one match with him and haven’t talked to him backstage or anything but well I putting all the blame of what happened last week to me on him! Johnny is going to feel what it is like to have his lights knocked out!
Kimberly applauds Kid’s little rant.
Kimberly: Well done Kid, it’s nice to see that you are finally realizing you have to show some heart in this business. But, you cant go in to this match with revenge on your mind cause if you do well I am sorry to tell you that you will lose. As, Johnny is smarter then JDP gives him credit for. Johnny knows what to expect from you tonight, he expects you to run and gun at him with everything you have in your arsenal. See, thinking he knows your every move tonight makes revenge on him tonight unlikely to happen. The end result wont be bloody revenge on Johnny but a second episode of Kid Flanagan laying on the mat with another loss to his name.
Kid then smashes his right fist into his trailer, he then looks at Kimberly with anger in his eyes.
Kid: I don’t care about wins or losses anymore Kimberly! I have nothing to lose in this match tonight cause my title isn’t on the line so I can seek revenge tonight on Johnny Noble. I can go all out on making Johnny Noble bleed tonight, without caring if my attempts on making Johnny feel pain is going to end up costing me a loss. As I have tried to be a nice guy in this sport, I am the new guy with very little experience as I have only been in five matches which I have won four of them and in the loss I have suffered I wasn’t the guy that was pinned to loss that match. So, I tried to just go into the wrestling ring and take nothing personal but the last two weeks I have been savagely attacked from behind. With Johnny Noble being the one responsible for these acts, which means he needs to be uphold for his actions. He needs to be punished, which is what he will get tonight. I might go to far, I might push the limits to far that costs me the match in the end. However, I am not scared to suffer a loss if it means I make Johnny Noble BLEED!
Kimberly is lost for words as she just stares at Kid, who walks past her and into his trailer. She attempts to get into the trailer but she cant it’s locked.
Kimberly: Kid, cant we talk this out. I know you think you are going into this match with the right mind set but your not…So please let’s talk this out so you can actually get revenge on Johnny by not only punishing him with a vary of painful moves but with the big painkiller which would be the fatal blow of losing to the rookie Sensation that is you, Kid Flanagan.
Kid then opens the trailer door, he makes his way out as he does he stares at Kimberly. He smiles at her.
Kid: Your right, Johnny will recover from any pain I give him tonight, physical wounds will heal but an emotional loss to I, Kid Flanagan would be with him forever!
Kid then grabs Kimberly and starts making out with her, she doesn’t look pleased as it seems Kid mouth probably still has the after taste of puke…Scene Fades.
Well, that didn’t go over as well as I thought it would, big Bertha just didn’t have a sense of HAHA, as she responded to my comments by physically overpowering as she tore my clothes off. As I stood in my tight undies the door of the closet opened as everybody in the party stood looking at me in my white tight undies. Tears started to drip down my face as I dash out of the closet and up the stairs , I made my way out of the house and towards my house that was about six blocks away. As I made my embarrassing journey home, I was accompanied by my next door neighbour Sophia, she offered me her sweater to wear for the journey home. That was the day me and Sophia became best friends. Even though we had been next door neighbours since the age of 10 when I moved in with my Aunt Martha, we had never hung out really until that moment at Jessica Oaks birthday party incident. Ever since then we had been best friends and nothing more.
As I thought of the past, the bus driver beeps his horn then he yells out to me.
Bus Driver: Kid, get the hell off my bus!
I quickly grab my book bag then made my way off the bus as I stood next to my Aunt Martha’s mailbox, I looked up the driveway to see the front door of Aunt Martha’s house open up as it did, my jaw dropped as my eyes were glued on the beautiful woman coming out of the house. This young woman was wearing an sexy getup, I didn’t notice who this young woman was until she got about five feet of me. That is when my jaw dropped another six feet as I seen that the young woman was my best friend Sophia. At this moment all I could think about was the episode of Dawson Creek when Dawson seen his best friend Joey all dolled up, Dawson’s feelings for his girl pal went from buddy buddy to, Damn I want to bang you Joey, like right now.
Sure, from their that whole relationship between those two fell right part and Dawson lost out on the hot piece of ass who was played by Katie Holmes and well Shit I blame this moment on Aunt Martha for forcing me to watch that damn show. As I stared at Sophia in all her sexiness that I didn’t know she had, hell I never knew her breasts where that damn big and perfect. Oh, I must calm my hormones, remember that this is my tomboy best friend Sophia who I once thought was flat chested, how the hell do I miss seeing those? Alright, calm down Kid, just react to seeing Sophia all dollup like you don’t even care.
Kid: Wow, when the hell did you grow those?
Did I just actually say that? Am I really that stupid? This is Sophia, I cant actually being looking at Sophia this way. As I bicker with my inner self, Sophia smiles at me for my stupid remarks. She then looks down at her newly found breasts, she then starts to freak out.
Sophia: What the hell are these!? Aunt Martha! Come Quick!
My Aunt Martha comes running out of the house like she is about to embark on a dead body or something but all she embarks on is my face being beat red of embarrassment as Sophia is just smiling at the whole incident.
Aunt Martha: What is it dear?
Sophia smiles at me then winks at me as she then turns her attentions to Aunt Martha. I am praying right now that she doesn’t repeat what I just said to her to Aunt Martha as Aunt Martha would whoop my ass cause that is how she roles. As I am quietly praying to god, Sophia answers Aunt Martha.
Sophia: Kid has arrived.
Aunt Martha glances at me for a brief moment but in that brief moment, I knew she read my face like it was a short story. However, being the way she is Aunt Martha doesn’t say what she wants to say but instead she says…
Aunt Martha: Well happy Birthday Kid, you feel any older?
Do I feel any older? Not sure about that, however I do know I am feeling a lot different then usual which is all because of Sophia’s new look. This very moment my life just turned into the Dawson Creek show, all I need now is Joshua Jackson to come snatch up Sophia and taunt me on how I should have banged her like a horny ape when I had the chance. Holy Rice Patties, what the hell am I saying this is Sophia, I cant think of her in this manner. I could never actually have a physical relationship with Sophia, or could I? No, learn from Dawson’s mistake. Don’t cross the friendship line, it only causes problems. But, Christ sakes look at her. Hell, who knows if she feels the same way about me, wait why the hell would she dress this way if she didn’t want to finally reveal her true feelings towards me. Shit, maybe she wants to go to the next level. I think I might digivolve tonight. Alright, I truly have to cut out these bluntly retarded comments about Sophia. I truly have to respect her., she is the same best friend I had earlier today…Well, to my defence I have never seen her in this colour before….
As I continue to argue with my inner thoughts, I then finally answer my Aunt Martha’s question.
Kid: Nope.
Aunt Martha just looks at me very awkwardly as for all the time I took to answer her question, I reply with an one word answer.
Aunt Martha: Wow, you had to think that long just to say nope? Are you high Kid?
I shake my head no, which was an good enough answer for my Aunt Martha as she then says her goodbyes.
Aunt Martha: Well then you must just be over excited for tonight’s events, anyhow you two have fun tonight/ Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
With that closing statement, Aunt Martha heads to the house, which left me and Sophia alone in the driveway. I just couldn’t stay here being a quiet bafoon. Had to act my normal self.
Kid: So, Sophia what do you got planned for me tonight as you are all dolled up for something?
Sophia just smiles at me for a moment before answering me.
Sophia: We are going to attend Big Henry Boulevard’s dance party tonight.
I really didn’t know how to take this news as I wasn’t a big fan of big Henry, however the rumour has it that at these parties it’s “Easy Pickings”. However, I am not the type of guy who goes for those type of girls but then again…Today is a start of a new ERA. So, let’s be happy about this news.
Kid: Sweet, but I don’t see the need of dressing up just to attend this dance party?
Sophia just glares at me, which makes me put my tail between my legs.
Kid: Fine, I’ll go put on my fancy suit that Aunt Martha got me last year for Cousin Chris’s wedding.
Sophia gives me approval of my decision by giving me thumbs up as she does though a Car stops by Aunt Martha’s mailbox. The passenger of the car then yells at me.
Passenger of car: Hey Kid!
I turn around to stare at the passenger of the car.
Kid: Yeah.
The passenger grins as he sees my face, as he then turns away from staring at me for a second to nod his head at the driver then the passenger of the car then pulls out a gun, which he points at me.
Passenger: Get in the car and bring Barbie with you!
I was just frozen standing there, staring at the gun. I then get a little scare when I feel someone grab my hand but when I look down at my hand I see Sophia’s hand holding mine. We then both stare at each other for brief second then look right straight at the guy in the car pointing the gun at me.
Passenger: Oh isn’t this cute! Ok Romeo and Juliet get in the damn car!
We don’t even budge towards the car as we are both scared shitless right now, even though not listening to this guy is putting our lives in more jeopardy. As this crazy looking Joe Pesci type mother fudger is getting more frustrated at us as the seconds past that we don’t move towards the car.
Passenger: That’s it! Let’s go get em Lou.
The driver of the car then get’s out of the car as he does his menace appearance makes me take a step back as I do Sophia takes that step back with me as we still are holding hands. The Joe Pesci look alike then gets out of the passenger side. The two thugs briefly look at each other then they both turn their focus on me and Sophia.
Passenger: Let the hunt begin.
The driver laughs at the Joe Pesci look alike comments as the two start to make their way towards me and Sophia who are back pedalling slowly towards the house. All of a sudden the two thugs point their guns at me and Sophia well it appear that they were anyways until I heard someone behind me speak.
Aunt Martha: Get the Fuck off my property assholes!
I look back to see Aunt Martha with a 12 gauge shotgun in her hands. She then makes her way beside me and Sophia as we stay still as the two men stop their movement as they aim their guns at Aunt Martha.
Passenger: Good to see you, Auntie Martha. Now hand over Kid and Sophia!
Aunt Martha starts to laugh as the Driver’s cell phone starts to ring as he makes a move to answer it, Aunt Martha blasts off The Joe Pesci Look alike face off then does the same to the Driver before he can react to what he just seen happen to his thug buddy…..
CUT!
An man with a shirt that reads “Director” on it comes out onto the drive way as Kid Flanagan starts to puke as he says the special effects of the blown off heads of the thugs.
Director: You ok, Kid?
Kid slowly looks up at the director, he then nods at the director.
Director: I heard that you weren’t in the best shape today, I guess you are in worst shape then your manager said you were. I mean I guess saying corn syrup and red dye fly at you could turn your insides but…
Kid interrupts the director.
Kid: Well I have been puking all morning before we started shooting this, however I have to be honest the special effect right now didn’t help. You think we can finish shooting this Monday?
Director nods.
Director: Sure Kid, just make sure you don’t hit any big spots tonight in your wrestling match, ok? I cant delay shooting this pilot for too long.
Kid then stands he then extends his hand to the director who then shakes Kid’s hand then they part ways. As Kid notices his Girlfriend/Manager at his Acting trailer. Kid approaches her.
Kimberly: Hey Kid, how it going?
Kid grins as he cant believe Kimberly didn’t see what he was doing just a few moments ago.
Kid: Oh, it’s going real futting well! Last week’s in ring attack on me after my match in that fatal four way match has really screwed things up for here today acting gig. I am really growing tired of Johnny Noble. I know I don’t know this dink smack very well as I have only been in one match with him and haven’t talked to him backstage or anything but well I putting all the blame of what happened last week to me on him! Johnny is going to feel what it is like to have his lights knocked out!
Kimberly applauds Kid’s little rant.
Kimberly: Well done Kid, it’s nice to see that you are finally realizing you have to show some heart in this business. But, you cant go in to this match with revenge on your mind cause if you do well I am sorry to tell you that you will lose. As, Johnny is smarter then JDP gives him credit for. Johnny knows what to expect from you tonight, he expects you to run and gun at him with everything you have in your arsenal. See, thinking he knows your every move tonight makes revenge on him tonight unlikely to happen. The end result wont be bloody revenge on Johnny but a second episode of Kid Flanagan laying on the mat with another loss to his name.
Kid then smashes his right fist into his trailer, he then looks at Kimberly with anger in his eyes.
Kid: I don’t care about wins or losses anymore Kimberly! I have nothing to lose in this match tonight cause my title isn’t on the line so I can seek revenge tonight on Johnny Noble. I can go all out on making Johnny Noble bleed tonight, without caring if my attempts on making Johnny feel pain is going to end up costing me a loss. As I have tried to be a nice guy in this sport, I am the new guy with very little experience as I have only been in five matches which I have won four of them and in the loss I have suffered I wasn’t the guy that was pinned to loss that match. So, I tried to just go into the wrestling ring and take nothing personal but the last two weeks I have been savagely attacked from behind. With Johnny Noble being the one responsible for these acts, which means he needs to be uphold for his actions. He needs to be punished, which is what he will get tonight. I might go to far, I might push the limits to far that costs me the match in the end. However, I am not scared to suffer a loss if it means I make Johnny Noble BLEED!
Kimberly is lost for words as she just stares at Kid, who walks past her and into his trailer. She attempts to get into the trailer but she cant it’s locked.
Kimberly: Kid, cant we talk this out. I know you think you are going into this match with the right mind set but your not…So please let’s talk this out so you can actually get revenge on Johnny by not only punishing him with a vary of painful moves but with the big painkiller which would be the fatal blow of losing to the rookie Sensation that is you, Kid Flanagan.
Kid then opens the trailer door, he makes his way out as he does he stares at Kimberly. He smiles at her.
Kid: Your right, Johnny will recover from any pain I give him tonight, physical wounds will heal but an emotional loss to I, Kid Flanagan would be with him forever!
Kid then grabs Kimberly and starts making out with her, she doesn’t look pleased as it seems Kid mouth probably still has the after taste of puke…Scene Fades.
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