Post by tommyhargrove on Sept 25, 2010 18:19:41 GMT -5
(The arena is empty, except for one man, still thriving and striving as fast as he can)
“What the hell going on in this bitch, I done just got finished sweeping that shit”
Tommy Hargrove stands in the middle of the KOP ring, all set and ready for Oblivion, the Arena is empty except the chocolate feller who is responsible for heading up the janitorial staff for the arena.
“Get the hell out that ring boy, who you be?”
Tommy Hargrove moves toward the ropes, he climbs through and begins to make his way up the ramp. Stopping in front of the man. Looking at the man he realizes it’s none other than Mr. T.
“Wow it’s Mr. T, I remember you from such television shows as the A Team and umm…”
The Janitor looks a bit distracted
“I pity the fool that don’t remember me in “The Toughest man in the World” but I’ll forgive that if you can give me a good reason for why you disturbed my work and rubbed them muddy shoes of yours all over my clean ring.”
Tommy looks at the ring and notices muddy shoe prints in the middle of the ring
“Aww Jeez Mr. T I’m really sorry, I was getting ready for my match up with the Krieg. I’m set to face them again this week, I’m sort of nervous considering last time I faced the Krieg I got pretty humiliated. I lost fairly hardily I don’t want that to happen again. I’m here in the ring just going over some moves I can use to help me defeat these two animals.”
Mr. T gets a pissed off look on his face
“Listen to me Tommy, you have what it takes to beat these two, but you need to look inside (Mr. T points to his chest) in here. Find that and you’ll do just fine. If you do happen to lose just point out the Krieg are a bunch of racist secret German military institution.”
Tommy lets his lower jaw drop open
“What the heck are you talking about Mr. T?”
T still looking pissed off from before gets even more pissed off
“Don’t worry about that Tommy, instead focus on finding the Eye of the Tiger. See Tommy when I was in Rocky 3 they didn’t use that theme song, and many people consider that movie to be the worst of the series. Hell I didn’t even act in that, the director told me to just be pissed off all the time, so I was pissed off.”
Tommy looks confused
“I don’t understand Mr. T, why are you always so pissed off?”
T relaxes a little bit, but still looks like a homosexual was trying to rape him in a prison shower
“Listen up Tommy, I’m black in America, not to mention my entire career has been based around the same part, a god damn angry side kick.”
Tommy seems like a light bulb goes off in his head.
“I see it now, I need to pretend I’m black?”
T looks equally as pissed as when he saw the mud prints in his ring
“No cracker, I pity the cracker fool that thinks he needs to pretend to be black to win matches, **Cough Ahem** Just look inside yourself and you can do it.”
“Yeah I can do it can’t I, thanks a lot Mr. T”
T just mumbles to himself as he wanders off to find a bucket of soapy water.
“What the hell going on in this bitch, I done just got finished sweeping that shit”
Tommy Hargrove stands in the middle of the KOP ring, all set and ready for Oblivion, the Arena is empty except the chocolate feller who is responsible for heading up the janitorial staff for the arena.
“Get the hell out that ring boy, who you be?”
Tommy Hargrove moves toward the ropes, he climbs through and begins to make his way up the ramp. Stopping in front of the man. Looking at the man he realizes it’s none other than Mr. T.
“Wow it’s Mr. T, I remember you from such television shows as the A Team and umm…”
The Janitor looks a bit distracted
“I pity the fool that don’t remember me in “The Toughest man in the World” but I’ll forgive that if you can give me a good reason for why you disturbed my work and rubbed them muddy shoes of yours all over my clean ring.”
Tommy looks at the ring and notices muddy shoe prints in the middle of the ring
“Aww Jeez Mr. T I’m really sorry, I was getting ready for my match up with the Krieg. I’m set to face them again this week, I’m sort of nervous considering last time I faced the Krieg I got pretty humiliated. I lost fairly hardily I don’t want that to happen again. I’m here in the ring just going over some moves I can use to help me defeat these two animals.”
Mr. T gets a pissed off look on his face
“Listen to me Tommy, you have what it takes to beat these two, but you need to look inside (Mr. T points to his chest) in here. Find that and you’ll do just fine. If you do happen to lose just point out the Krieg are a bunch of racist secret German military institution.”
Tommy lets his lower jaw drop open
“What the heck are you talking about Mr. T?”
T still looking pissed off from before gets even more pissed off
“Don’t worry about that Tommy, instead focus on finding the Eye of the Tiger. See Tommy when I was in Rocky 3 they didn’t use that theme song, and many people consider that movie to be the worst of the series. Hell I didn’t even act in that, the director told me to just be pissed off all the time, so I was pissed off.”
Tommy looks confused
“I don’t understand Mr. T, why are you always so pissed off?”
T relaxes a little bit, but still looks like a homosexual was trying to rape him in a prison shower
“Listen up Tommy, I’m black in America, not to mention my entire career has been based around the same part, a god damn angry side kick.”
Tommy seems like a light bulb goes off in his head.
“I see it now, I need to pretend I’m black?”
T looks equally as pissed as when he saw the mud prints in his ring
“No cracker, I pity the cracker fool that thinks he needs to pretend to be black to win matches, **Cough Ahem** Just look inside yourself and you can do it.”
“Yeah I can do it can’t I, thanks a lot Mr. T”
T just mumbles to himself as he wanders off to find a bucket of soapy water.
